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DELAWARE: O’Donnell Trounced, Entire State Masturbates In Celebration

Democrat Chris Coons picks up Sen. Joe Biden’s seat in a rout against “ex-gay” advocate and teabagger whackadoodle Christine O’Donnell, sending the entire state of Delaware off to whack their own doodles in celebration.

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O’Donnell: Repealing DADT Would Be Like Allowing Adultery In The Military

Via Wonkroom, here’s what Christine O’Donnell said about DADT. “A federal judge recently ruled that we have to overturn Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. There are a couple of things we need to say about that. First of all, judges should not be legislating from the bench. Second of all, it’s up to the military to set the policy that the …

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Carrie Prejean: I’m Going To Finger Myself With THIS Hand On Survivor!

It’s being reported that Miss Ladyfingers USA has been cast for the next season of Survivor. Such isolation! And all those cameras! Whatever will she do with her time? Wait, we know…

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Christine O’Donnell: I’m Not A Witch

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Today In Teabagger Music Videos

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DELAWARE: Teabagger Christine O’Donnell Lied About Most Of Her Education

According to Tea Party loon Christine O’Donnell’s LinkedIn profile, she attended Oxford, Claremont Graduate, and Fairleigh Dickinson. Only, whoops, not really! Talking Points Memo breaks down the lies: Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell (R-DE) proclaimed on her LinkedIn the University of Oxford under “education,” but it turns out that’s another exaggeration on her resume. The claim is that O’Donnell earned a …

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Keith Olbermann On The Bizarre Train Wreck That Is Christine O’Donnell

“She’s pulling an Angle!” Watch this. Hilarious.

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The Christine O’Donnell Tea Party Flag

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Campaign Button Of The Year

(Via – Andrew Sullivan)

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Andrew Sullivan On Christine O’Donnell

“A mischievous thought: when will someone ask O’Donnell, as a single woman, if, since her conversion to Catholicism, she has ever masturbated? She cannot have had any sex, right? And that includes sex alone. Since she has made this a public stance, and since, apparently, she cannot lie (even if it would mean handing over Jews to Nazis), she has …

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Comics Love Christine O’Donnell

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Maddow On The O’Donnell Backlash

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O’Donnell: Obama Is Anti-American

Two years ago Fox News asked teabagger Christine O’Donnell who she’d most like to see the GOP face in the 2008 election. “Barack Obama because he is so liberal, he is anti-American. He did not vote for English as the official language!”

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Sarah Palin Vs. Karl Rove

Sarah Palin is SO not happy with Karl Rove for his declaration that her protege Christine O’Donnell is unelectable.

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FLASHBACK: Christine O’Donnell’s MTV Appearance Against Masturbation

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Keith Olbermann On Teabaggers

Olbermann is referring to Carl Paladino’s penchant for sending out horse-fucker porn to his pals. Actual subject line: “Whoa there big fella!”

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Anti-Masturbation “Ex-Gay” Proponent And Teabagger Christine O’Donnell Wins GOP Senate Primary In Delaware

Teabagger Christine O’Donnell, who rilly rilly wants you to stop jerking off and being gay RIGHT NOW, squeaked by GOP favorite Mike Castle to win the Delaware primary today. This is actually good news for the Democrats, because as the Washington Post puts it, the GOP “is now writing off that seat.” It also means we get seven more weeks …

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Maddow On Nutjob Christine O’Donnell

I missed posting this yesterday, but on Tuesday night Rachel Maddow laid into Christine “No Jerking Off” O’Donnell, the teabagger Senate candidate from Delaware.

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Today In Crazy Teabaggers

Christine O’Donnell is the Tea Party candidate for the U.S. Senate in Delaware and wants all of you to stop jerking off right now. “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can’t masturbate without lust,” she said. “The reason that you don’t tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these …

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Porn Companies Rush To Use iPhone’s New FaceTime Feature

For beating off at the office? How is this any better than regular webcam sites?

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