The Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office said today that anti-gay New Orleans Pastor Grant Storms admitted to them that he was masturbating in his van by that playground. But Storms says he wasn’t actually watching any children, therefore the obscenity charge shouldn’t stick. Reverend Grant Storms was booked on Friday after his arrest at Lafreniere Park. Witnesses told investigators they saw …
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DELAWARE: O’Donnell Trounced, Entire State Masturbates In Celebration
Democrat Chris Coons picks up Sen. Joe Biden’s seat in a rout against “ex-gay” advocate and teabagger whackadoodle Christine O’Donnell, sending the entire state of Delaware off to whack their own doodles in celebration.
Read More »O’Donnell: Repealing DADT Would Be Like Allowing Adultery In The Military
Via Wonkroom, here’s what Christine O’Donnell said about DADT. “A federal judge recently ruled that we have to overturn Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. There are a couple of things we need to say about that. First of all, judges should not be legislating from the bench. Second of all, it’s up to the military to set the policy that the …
Read More »Carrie Prejean: I’m Going To Finger Myself With THIS Hand On Survivor!
It’s being reported that Miss Ladyfingers USA has been cast for the next season of Survivor. Such isolation! And all those cameras! Whatever will she do with her time? Wait, we know…
Read More »Christine O’Donnell: I’m Not A Witch
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DELAWARE: Teabagger Christine O’Donnell Lied About Most Of Her Education
According to Tea Party loon Christine O’Donnell’s LinkedIn profile, she attended Oxford, Claremont Graduate, and Fairleigh Dickinson. Only, whoops, not really! Talking Points Memo breaks down the lies: Senate nominee Christine O’Donnell (R-DE) proclaimed on her LinkedIn the University of Oxford under “education,” but it turns out that’s another exaggeration on her resume. The claim is that O’Donnell earned a …
Read More »Keith Olbermann On The Bizarre Train Wreck That Is Christine O’Donnell
“She’s pulling an Angle!” Watch this. Hilarious.
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(Via – Andrew Sullivan)
Read More »Andrew Sullivan On Christine O’Donnell
“A mischievous thought: when will someone ask O’Donnell, as a single woman, if, since her conversion to Catholicism, she has ever masturbated? She cannot have had any sex, right? And that includes sex alone. Since she has made this a public stance, and since, apparently, she cannot lie (even if it would mean handing over Jews to Nazis), she has …
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Maddow On The O’Donnell Backlash
O’Donnell: Obama Is Anti-American
Two years ago Fox News asked teabagger Christine O’Donnell who she’d most like to see the GOP face in the 2008 election. “Barack Obama because he is so liberal, he is anti-American. He did not vote for English as the official language!”
Read More »Sarah Palin Vs. Karl Rove
Sarah Palin is SO not happy with Karl Rove for his declaration that her protege Christine O’Donnell is unelectable.
Read More »FLASHBACK: Christine O’Donnell’s MTV Appearance Against Masturbation
Keith Olbermann On Teabaggers
Olbermann is referring to Carl Paladino’s penchant for sending out horse-fucker porn to his pals. Actual subject line: “Whoa there big fella!”
Read More »Anti-Masturbation “Ex-Gay” Proponent And Teabagger Christine O’Donnell Wins GOP Senate Primary In Delaware
Teabagger Christine O’Donnell, who rilly rilly wants you to stop jerking off and being gay RIGHT NOW, squeaked by GOP favorite Mike Castle to win the Delaware primary today. This is actually good news for the Democrats, because as the Washington Post puts it, the GOP “is now writing off that seat.” It also means we get seven more weeks …
Read More »Maddow On Nutjob Christine O’Donnell
I missed posting this yesterday, but on Tuesday night Rachel Maddow laid into Christine “No Jerking Off” O’Donnell, the teabagger Senate candidate from Delaware.
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Christine O’Donnell is the Tea Party candidate for the U.S. Senate in Delaware and wants all of you to stop jerking off right now. “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can’t masturbate without lust,” she said. “The reason that you don’t tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these …
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