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Lech Walesa: Madonna Is Committing A Satanic Provocation Against Poland

Nobel Peace Prize winner and former Polish president Lech Walesa plans to join a protest against Madonna’s August concert in Warsaw, saying that she had dishonored his religion by posing as the Black Madonna of Czestochowa on the cover of a Polish magazine three years ago. Walesa is especially angry because the concert falls on a Catholic holiday important to …

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Today In Silliness

In Leeds, England, twin sisters and a friend have legally changed their names to salute Madonna. Their new names: -Lianne Madonna Vogue On The Cover Of A Magazine McHale Dawson-Emma Madonna Confessions On A Dance Floor McHale Dawson-Gemma Madonna True Blue Strike A Pose Carroll McHale Dawson Me Me Mitchell. Call me “Joe Donna Love To Love You Baby Summer …

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Madge Takes The UES

Madonna is crossing Central Park and moving into the triple digits of the UES, buying a $40M “double-wide” townhouse at Lexington and E.81st Street. Reminiscent of a London townhouse, this 26-room classic Georgian residence is notable for its extraordinary 57-foot width, making it one of the widest houses on the Upper East side, its 3000 sq. ft. garden bordered by …

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No New Baby For Madonna

Malawi has shot down Madonna’s latest baby safari. A judge has rejected Madonna’s request to adopt a second child from Malawi because of a requirement that prospective parents live in the southern African nation for at least 18 months, a judge and a lawyer said Friday. The judge who confirmed the decision did not make the ruling, but saw it. …

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Madonna Goes Orphan Shopping Again

Save The Children is criticizing Madonna’s latest baby safari to Malawi, saying that even destitute orphans are better served when allowed to remain in their home communities. Malawi has an estimated one million orphans, most of whose parents died of AIDS.

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British Tabloid Reports Threats To Behead Madonna Over Her Ties To Judaism

British tabloid The People claims to have “infiltrated” a radical Islamist website and learned of threats to have Madonna beheaded for her devotion to Kabbalah. According to the publication, Madonna has responded to the threat by increasing her security. Madonna has urgently beefed up her family’s security after being targeted by Muslim fanatics seeking revenge for Israel’s attacks on Gaza. …

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#1 This Week In 1985

Working a bassline ripped from Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean, 1984’s Like A Virgin became the first of Madonna’s twelve #1 singles. Her performance of the song on that year’s MTV Awards, during which she dry-humped the stage to hestitant applause from a stunned audience, is considered by some to be one of the most memorable moments in pop music history. …

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#1 This Week In 1991

Arguably Madonna’s most controversial single, 1991’s Justify My Love was banned by MTV and many other video channels, prompting Warner Bros. to issue it as what would become the greatest selling video single in history. The clip was directed by French fashion photographer Jean-Baptiste Mondino who also directed Madonna’s videos for Human Nature and Hollywood. Mondino first made a name …

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Madonna Compares McCain To Hitler, Obama To Gandhi

Oh Madonna, you scamp. Even at 50, the queen of pop can’t stop courting controversy. As Madonna kicked off her “Sticky and Sweet” tour on Saturday, she took a none-too-subtle swipe at John McCain. Amid a four-act show, a video interlude carried images of destruction, global warming, Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler, Zimbabwe’s authoritarian President Robert Mugabe – and the presumptive …

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Ricky Loved Madonna

As longtime readers know, there are a handful of short stories from my archives that I repost annually. Today is Madonna’s 50th birthday and this story makes its third appearance in memory of a departed friend. Ricky Loved MadonnaToday is August 16th. It’s Madonna’s 48th birthday. That’s not something of which I’d ordinarily make note……… Twenty years ago today, August …

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Madonna: I’m Not 50, I’m 36

Madonna would like everybody to know that according to the Kabbalah priests she hired to calculate her age by “channeling her spirit”, tomorrow will only be her 36th birthday, not her 50th. Friends, employees, and acolytes have been ordered NOT to mention the five-oh number tomorrow. Kabbalah nudniks aside, I like the concept of a spiritual age, some people do …

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Dee-Eye-Vee-Oh-Arr-Cee-Eee

Well, this is a gay blog…therefore by law I must mention that it looks like Madonna is divorcing Guy Ritchie. They didn’t have a pre-nup so he’ll probably end up with with at least as good a settlement as what’s-her-name McCartney.

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Madonna Inducted

Madonna was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yesterday. Madonna. Hall of Fame. Rock and Roll. But not Donna Summer, who has won a Grammy for Best Rock Vocal performance. This is no justice in this world. But I’ll at least give Madge props for bringing along the also shamefully uninducted Iggy Pop to sing punked-up versions …

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The Diva Stampede Continues

Via Bilerico: At long last, the most important endorsement of the 2008 presidential election is here. During a press event last night in New York, Madonna made it official: She’s backing Hillary Clinton for the White House. According to Madonnalicious – the online community of all things ‘Material,’ – her Madgesty responded, when asked “Hillary or Obama?,” with an enthusiastic …

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See My Vest

“I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy into a coat and wore him … for 15 minutes, and then threw it away.” – Morrisey, speaking about Madonna at his concert yesterday in Norfolk, Virginia. (via – Huffington Post.) Should this have been a HomoQuotable?

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HomoQuotable – Boy George

“I do think it’s shocking that somebody who has made so much money out of gay people is now part of an organisation which is anti-gay.” – Boy George, speaking against Madonna and her relationship with Kabbalah, about which he says, “I have investigated it and they are homophobic.” (YouTube.) In the past, George has called Madonna “a vile, hideous, …

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Madanna To The Rescue

To wash the God Hates Fags video out of your brains, and in celebration of today’s Oscar nomination for Jennifer Hudson, here’s the internet’s greatest lipsync artist, YouTube star Madanna, making his third JMG appearance with his take on Hudson’s Dreamgirls showstopper. Somebody please get this kid his own show!

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Total Gay Overload

What could be gayer than a room full of drag queens watching Robbie Williams perform a song about Madonna? How about if the song was cowritten and produced by the Pet Shop Boys? How about if Robbie’s in drag too? Result: Total. Gay. Overload.

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