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Anti-Vax Cultist Is Taking Dewormer Because “Electrical Transmissions From Vaccinated” Gave Him Something

“I know this. What I’ve had for the last three weeks – are you guys looking at me? – is not a virus. I want you to listen to me again. Because we’ve all been programmed to say ‘COVID virus.’  “What I had was not a virus. I got that from the holy spirit. What I have – had – …

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Cultist Plans To Raise $100M For New Anti-Vax Group By “Badgering” Corporations: I’ll Just Say They Hate Jesus

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Radical religious-right activist Dave Daubenmire has teamed up with anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist Sherri Tenpenny to launch a new organization called The Christian Revolution that is designed to be a funding mechanism to support right-wing activists and causes around the country. On Tuesday’s episode of his “Pass The Salt Live” program, Daubenmire said he …

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FL Parent To School Board: “You Are Demonic Entities, We’ll Take You Down By The Authority Of Christ Jesus”

“My name is Melissa, I have two daughter in the school system. These are demonic entities and we need to stick together. Remember, we have authority in Christ Jesus. “These are demonic entities in all of the school boards in all of the United States of America. And all of us Christians will be sticking together to take them all …

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God Tells Woman To Sue Everybody Over Face Masks

The Insider reports: An Indiana woman has filed a lawsuit against the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and multiple retailers, alleging that their mask requirements violated laws meant to protect people with disabilities. Krispy Kreme, Sephora, and AMC Theatres were among the 16 named defendants in the lawsuit filed on August 18 by Jennifer Reinoehl in US District Court …

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Televangelist: God Told Me To Tell You That Vaccines Will “Quit Working,” He’s Furious About All Of Your “Sodomy”

“I’m going to tell you what God told me to tell you. They’ve got variants coming that ain’t no vaccine going to work for. This nation is under the judgment of God. “They’re already admitting that the vaccine is alarmingly not working. Alarmingly! They’re alarmed at what they’re seeing. Do you know why? Because America, you’re making a huge mistake. …

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South Carolina Parent Reveals CDC Plot To Shut Down Schools And Turn Them Into “Concentration Camps”

Greenville, South Carolina’s NBC News affiliate reports: Some parents in Greenville County are frustrated and say they want masks mandated. Others say they’re glad it’s an option. The Greenville County School board voted unanimously at a meeting Tuesday to pass a motion allocating 5.5 million dollars in federal funding. The district will allocate $3.3 million for 80 hours of COVID-19-related …

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Dennis Prager: “Your Doctor Knows Nothing About COVID,” Listen To Me Instead And Get The Horse Paste

“Why should doctors be any better than lawyers, or professors, or any other group that has disgraced itself in American life? There’s no reason. Doctors have the same degree of wisdom as gender studies professors. The issue isn’t medical knowledge. The issue is wisdom and courage “Your doctor knows nothing about COVID, nothing. All they know is how the virus …

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Lindell’s New Trump Reinstatement Date: By Dec. 31st

Salon reports: Though August 13th passed without any developments and his South Dakota “cyber symposium” fell flat, the infamous MyPillow CEO is still in Trump’s good graces — earning a glowing endorsement from the previous commander-in-chief at a packed rally in Cullman, Alabama, Saturday night. Lindell was even given a prominent speaking slot at the event, using the time to …

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Televangelist: Climate Change Is An Anti-Christ Religion From Satan, God Is Destroying Things Because You Sin

“Climate change is not scientific. It is a religion. It is an anti-Christ religion that has taken over the minds of the world. In today’s lesson, I’m going to prove to you from God’s word that it is a sin to believe in the ideology and the religion of climate change. “Satan has deceived the whole world. If you believe …

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VIRAL VIDEO: QAnon Nut Threatens Local Officials

Kansas City’s CBS News affiliate reports: Kansas’ most populous county on Thursday imposed a mask mandate for students and staff in elementary schools in hopes of checking the more contagious COVID-19 delta variant. The Johnson County Commission voted 5-2 for a mask requirement for schools from kindergarten through the sixth grade. The commission faced criticism both from health care providers …

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Lindell “Attacker” Was Selfie-Seeker Who “Poked” Him

The Associated Press reports: MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell says he was aggressively poked by someone seeking a selfie in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, this week, which led him to say he was attacked. Lindell, who hosted an election fraud symposium in the city this week, told the conservative talk show FlashPoint that he was approached by a man who …

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Anti-Vax Nutbag Steps On Multiple Rakes During OAN Demonstration Of How The Vaccine Made Her Magnetic

Mediaite reports: OAN host Dan Ball reacted credulously to a jaw-droppingly inept live demonstration that his guest said shows that the COVID-19 vaccine made her magnetic. On Thursday night’s edition of Real America, Ball hosted a segment with Amelia Miller, one of many cranks posting videos that they say show Coronavirus vaccines conferring magnetism into their bodies. Ball subjected Miller …

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Mike Lindell: Antifa Sabotaged My “Fraud Symposium”

Salon reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, on the final day of his “cyber symposium,” remained unable to produce any tangible evidence of widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election. He attempted to deflect blame for his failed event onto supposed antifa activists — or, actually, “antifa things” — who were nowhere to be seen in this Great Plains city of …

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Louie Gohmert: Thousands Of Birds Are Exploding Into “Flamers” Over Solar Farms, “Bird Guts All Over” Them

“Part of that green deal is the huge solar farm that they have out on the border of California and Nevada. Thousands of acres of concave mirrors that magnify the sun toward three towers – heat up the liquid in there and turn turbines. “But they weren’t anticipating that there would be hundreds and thousands of what they would call …

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Prophet: Trump Was Secretly Inaugurated On March 4th

“God has not forgotten. There are many that are still standing on the premise of what’s happening with President Trump. As a matter of fact, I know for a fact that he has already been inaugurated. “I guess I can share that there was a general – this was on March 4th – where he was actually sworn in as …

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Fired Flute Player Doubles Down: COVID Doesn’t Exist

Earlier this week the Baltimore Symphony Orchestra fired Emily Skala, its principal flute player, for her “controversial” social media posts and for an apparently internal dispute conducted over email. Yesterday the classical music site Slipped Disc posted a response from Skala and hoo boy: SARS-CoV-2 has been proven not to exist. The CDC has no sample to offer any lab …

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Laura Loomer Must Pay $125K To Muslim Rights Group

Law & Crime reports: A federal magistrate judge in Florida ordered far-right conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer and her company Illoominate Media to pay a Muslim civil rights advocacy group nearly $125,000 in attorney’s fees and costs stemming from a lawsuit claiming the group colluded with Twitter to have her banned from the social media platform. After she was permanently suspended …

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End Times Author: COVID Is God’s Judgment On Retail, Hollywood, Sports, And Fashion For Being So Pro-LGBT

“I really sense that COVID is part of the judgment. We had a national shutdown last summer. We had every major sports league that favored the LGBT agenda, that even took on states for their bathroom bills. When you think about Hollywood was shut down. We thought fashion was shut down. Retail was shut down. All these areas that were …

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Lindell Again Pushes Back Trump’s Reinstatement Date

The Daily Beast reports: Reached for comment Monday, Lindell admitted that his August timeline—which he had already suggested was elastic—might now be further delayed. “We’ll be bringing our findings to the Supreme Court in late August or early September, some time after the cyber-symposium ends, and it proves it was an attack by China,” Lindell told The Daily Beast of …

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Sarah Palin: I’ll Run For Senate If God Wants Me To

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: Former Alaska governor and failed vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin told New Apostolic Reformation leader Ché Ahn last week that she would run for the U.S. Senate if God wants her to. Palin appeared with Ahn at a leadership conference cosponsored by Ahn’s Harvest International Ministry. “Prophet” Cindy Jacobs prayed over Palin and …

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