Tag Archives: loony tunes

Dozens Watched Lindell’s “Patriot Thanks-A-Thon”

The Independent reports: Pro-Trump pillow magnate Mike Lindell has claimed millions were tuning in to his “Great Patriot Thanks-A-Thon” streaming special, but the metrics suggest otherwise. Mr Lindell, a conspiracy theorist, began hosting a 96-hour live stream at 1am EST on Thanksgiving Day, where he promised to discuss his Supreme Court complaint seeking to overturn the results of the 2020 …

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Mike Lindell Posts Copy Of His Supreme Court LOLsuit

Yahoo News reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell released a copy of his long-promised Supreme Court complaint to overturn the 2020 presidential election, though it had not actually been filed and it listed the plaintiff as “[insert your state].” The pillow magnate turned conspiracy theorist has vowed again and again that he would file an election fraud complaint directly to the …

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Lindell Accuses RNC Of Thwarting His SCOTUS Petition

The Daily Beast reports: MyPillow chief and 2020 dead-ender Mike Lindell has long promised that he would file an election-fraud complaint with the Supreme Court on Tuesday morning. But now he claims to have missed that goal because he was silenced by Republican National Committee Chairperson Ronna McDaniel. It was a last-minute pressure campaign orchestrated by the RNC and McDaniel …

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QAnon Nuts Return To Dallas To Await JFK Jr. [VIDEO]

Raw Story reports: WBAP news director Eric Bushman posted some video footage of the QAnon faithful gathered in Dealey Plaza, which is the location where the late President Kennedy was shot in 1963. Among other things, one supporter drove a red QAnon truck that featured messages painted on the side that included statements such as “Trump won 2020” and “WWG1WGA,” …

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Lindell To Stage Protest Outside Fox Headquarters

The Daily Beast reports: MyPillow CEO and 2020 dead-ender Mike Lindell has announced plans to organize a protest outside Fox News’ New York City headquarters. “We are going to do something out in front of Fox News, I think we should have—you know, if people want to go down there, maybe we should give out Frank Speech signs,” Lindell stated …

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QAnon Man Gets 14 Months In Attack On Troops

From the Department of Justice: Acting United States Attorney Richard G. Frohling of the Eastern District of Wisconsin announced that on November 18, 2021, Ian Alan Olson of Nashotah, Wisconsin, was sentenced to 14 months in prison, to be followed by one year of supervised release, for attacking United States Servicemen on account of their status as servicemen, in violation …

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BOOK: Kraken Lawyer Pushed For “Special Ops Mission” To “Rescue Kidnapped CIA Director” From The Germans

ABC News reports: “Betrayal reports that Sydney Powell, Michael Flynn’s former lawyer who was then advising President Trump, called senior Trump intelligence official Ezra Cohen and tried to enlist his help with one the most far-fetched claims about the election, involving then-CIA Director Gina Haspel. “Gina Haspel has been hurt and taken into custody in Germany,” Powell told Cohen, pushing …

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Anti-Vax Leader: Vaxxing Kids Is “Late-Term Abortion”

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing anti-vaccine activist Sherri Tenpenny was among the gaggle of conspiracy theorists who graced the stage at the ReAwaken America rally held last weekend at right-wing pastor John Hagee’s Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas. Addressing the crowd on Sunday, Tenpenny declared that requiring non-vaccinated individuals to undergo regular COVID-19 testing is “torture” …

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Fox News Priest Blames Astroworld Tragedy On Satan

Mediaite reports: Jesse Watters spoke with Father Michael Maginot and asked him questions like “What signs did you see at that concert that would lead to you believe there was a satanic role?” and “The stage we’re seeing right now, that looks to you like the gates of hell the way that I guess they designed that?” “It seemed like …

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28% Of GOP Voters: Trump Will Be Reinstated This Year

Mediaite reports: The number of Republicans who believe that former President Donald Trump will be “reinstated” to the presidency this year has actually gone up by a third since last month — even as the end of the year draws closer. Respondents to the poll were asked “How likely or unlikely do you think it is that Donald Trump will …

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Lindell Claims “Tons” Of State Attorneys General Will Sign His Election Overturn Petition To Supreme Court

The Huffington Post reports: The pillow magnate who brought the idea of “martial law” to Donald Trump’s White House in the days after the Jan. 6 assault on the U.S. Capitol and who later promised Trump’s “reinstatement” in August is now planning an election-fraud marathon over the busiest shopping days of the year. Lindell claims he will have “tons” of …

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Hundreds Eagerly Await Resurrection Of JFK Jr. [VIDEO]

The Houston Chronicle reports: Hundreds of QAnon believers have gathered in Dallas to await the arrival of John F. Kennedy Jr. The group is there because of a popular QAnon theory that JFK Jr. will make an appearance before midnight today, November 2, at the infamous grassy knoll to declare Donald Trump as president. The QAnon theory says that JFK …

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Demon Semen Doc Gets Tiny Fine For Nutbag Practices

Yahoo News reports: A Houston doctor received “corrective action” from the Texas Medical Board in October after prescribing hydroxychloroquine to a patient suffering from COVID-19 without warning them of the possible health complications. Immanuel told the Houston Chronicle that she had given the drug to “hundreds” of her patients. Immanuel must “adopt policies that require all consent documents to be …

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Red-Caped Catholic Loons: The Super Bowl’s Halftime Show Will Bring Spiritual Apocalypse And God’s Wrath

Via email from the red-caped Catholic loons: The National Football League (NFL) will promote “vocal pornographers” at the Super Bowl LVI halftime show. Controversial rappers “Dr. Dre” (Andre Romelle Young) and “Snoop Dog” (Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr.) are scheduled to perform with other rappers. Both have been described as “lyric pornographers” for their works graphically describing violent and immoral acts, …

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Anti-Vax Woman Rages To School Board About Their “Satanic Agenda:” Schools Are “Teaching Cannibalism”

“I’m just wondering if we’re attending a clown show. This is ridiculous. You know how ridiculous you guys look with all these masks on? Satanic, OK? “You know, Satan’s agenda is behind all of this. And I want to address what is actually behind this agenda. The fear-mongering. Masks don’t work and neither does vaccines. It’s destroying and it’s killing. …

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Arizona Woman Rants About Jews, Cloning, Deep State, And The “Deadly Poison” Vax At School Board Meeting

“I’m a cloning expert with 35 years experience. And I was a consultant to the CDC. I’ve owned a pharmacy. I wanna tell you that this vaccine, this COVID vaccine is a deadly poison. That’s it. I’m just gonna tell you that. “Everybody that takes it is damaging their immune system and they’re talking about this being given to children …

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Demon Semen Doctor: Political Leaders And Health Officials Worldwide Are Satanic Blood-Drinking Clones

“We have human beings that are the rulers of the blackness of this world. These are human beings that are in line with the devil. We have wickedness in high places. “These are the clones that are not human. Some of them are governors of [indecipherable] and some of them are presidents of different countries. “Some of the leaders like …

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MAGA Preacher: God Told Me That He’ll Soon Reinstate Trump And Depose “Profane Homosexual-Loving” Biden

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “And thou profane, wicked president of my people,” Shane Vaughn preached, speaking on behalf of God. “I got a message for the president of my people, or the resident of my people: You profane homosexual-loving, abortion-loving president, those that took the children and confused them about who they were, you profane president whose …

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Lindell: I’ll Be Before SCOTUS By Thanksgiving [VIDEO]

Raw Story reports: During a podcast, Lindell said that he would begin presenting his case to the Supreme Court two days before Thanksgiving, which he predicted would captivate the world. “Guess who’s going to talk about it for four days over Thanksgiving? Every person in the world!” he said. “Everybody’s watching for this!” He then predicted that all nine Supreme …

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Extremist Pastor Rick Wiles: The Vaccine Contains “An Egg That Hatches Into A Synthetic Parasite” [VIDEO]

“They’re planting – they’re putting eggs in people’s bodies. If you didn’t see yesterday’s TruNews, you need to watch it. It’s an egg that hatches into a synthetic parasite. It grows inside your body. “This is like a sci-fi nightmare. And it’s happening in front of us. This is a global coup d’état by the most evil cabal of people …

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