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Lindell Calls For Arresting Georgia Secretary Of State

Newsweek reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said Friday that Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger should be put in prison as he delivered dozens of boxes containing “thousands” of affidavits to Georgia’s Capitol on Friday, urging a forensic audit of the state’s 2020 election results. During a Friday episode of right-wing political strategist Steve Bannon’s War Room podcast, Lindell appeared …

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Lindell: I’ll Drop Pillows Into Canada Via Helicopter

The Daily Beast reports: After his initial Tuesday shipment of MyPillow products was denied entry into Canada, Mike Lindell now has a backup plan to get free pillows to Canadian truckers: drop them from the sky via a helicopter. The pillow maven told The Daily Beast late Wednesday night that he intends to drop his pillows into Canada from a …

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Hate Pastor: Male Witches Are Disrupting My Church

Religion News Service reports: The offering was over and the worship team at Global Vision Bible Church had just finished singing “Oh How I Love Jesus” when the Rev. Greg Locke began telling his church about his conversations with demons. Those demons, he said, had revealed the names of a group of “full-blown, spell-casting” witches who’d been sent to infiltrate …

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Candace Owens Claims 1969 Moon Landing Was Faked

Daily Kos reports: Before you read this tweet, recall that this woman is a highly influential pundit and a rising young star in the conservative movement. She’s one of their best and brightest. And yet she appears to be two sniffs of airplane glue and a grilled cheese Jesus away from being Michele Bachmann. You don’t need me to tell …

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Prominent Anti-Vax Loon: The Vaccine Turns You Into “Transhumanist Cyborgs” To Be Controlled By Magnets

“The stated goal is to depopulate the planet and the ones that are left, either make them chronically sick or turn them into transhumanist cyborgs that can be manipulated externally by 5G, by magnets, by all sorts of things. “I got dragged through the mud by the mainstream media when I said that in May of last year in front …

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Anti-Vax Nutbag Robert Kennedy Sorry For Anne Frank Comment After Backlash From Wife, Sister, And ADL

NBC News reports: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apologized Tuesday after critics, including members of his own family, blasted him for implying Anne Frank had more freedom in hiding from the Nazis than people have today under U.S. vaccine policies. “I apologize for my reference to Anne Frank, especially to families that suffered the Holocaust horrors,” he tweeted. “My intention was …

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“Ambassador Of Christ” Rioter Again Denied Release

Law & Crime reports: The Pennsylvania pizzeria owner who was caught on video ordering police to “bring Nancy Pelosi out” to the crowd of Donald Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 has lost her bid to reverse a judge’s ruling that she be detained pending trial. Pauline Bauer, 54, had asked the U.S. Court of Appeals for …

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Anti-Vax Pee Drinker: I Don’t Need A Driver’s License

The Daily Beast reports: Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key, who has set out on a cross-country road trip with the end goal of conducting citizen arrests of Democratic governors, says he doesn’t need a driver’s license, despite operating a motor vehicle. “ I travel,” Key told The Daily Beast late on Monday evening, making the pointless distinction between “traveling” …

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QAnon Cultists Say Nazis Are Living On Mars [VIDEO]

The Independent reports: Last weekend, when Donald Trump appeared at his first rally of 2022 in Arizona, some QAnon adherents suggested it wasn’t really him but perhaps a double – and perhaps even JFK Jr himself disguised as the former president. With continued speculation that the deceased Kennedy is still alive, a viral video that emerged last year has even …

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Lindell Hires “Satanic Vax” Host Axed By Newsmax

The Daily Beast reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has hired former Newsmax White House correspondent Emerald Robinson, who was sidelined by the ultra-conservative cable network after pushing bonkers COVID-19 conspiracy theories. On Monday evening, the pillow executive told The Daily Beast that his web-based “Frank Speech” live-streaming platform had hired Robinson. Late last year, the ex-Newsmax personality baselessly tweeted that …

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Pastor Wipes Spit In Man’s Face Because Jesus [VIDEO]

The Christian Post reports: Popular Pastor Michael Todd of Transformation Church in Bixby, Oklahoma, drew the wrath of the internet and became a trending topic on Twitter as a clip from his message on vision Sunday showed him wiping globs of spit on a congregant’s face even as the coronavirus pandemic rages. Before the demonstration, Todd detailed that as he …

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QAnons Say JFK Impersonated Trump At Arizona Rally

Vice News reports: Ahead of the rally, Michael Protzman, or Negative48 as he’s known to his followers, predicted the event would feature some major revelations. While most QAnon followers criticized Trump for talking about returning in 2024 rather than trying to overturn the 2020 election result, Protzman told his followers that something huge happened in the desert on Saturday night. …

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QAnon Extremists Given VIP Seating At AZ Trump Rally

Rolling Stone reports: Michael Protzman is a QAnon influencer who peddles a form of religious numerology known as “gematria,” which he infuses into his interpretations of QAnon theories. Protzman uses gematria to promote the idea that he is in direct contact with both the Kennedy family — which he believes are direct descendants of Jesus Christ — and members of …

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Lindell: I’ve Got Evidence To “Imprison 300M People”

Raw Story reports: “Everything you’re going to see over these next seven months to get rid of the [voting] machines,” he said. “You’re going to see the Supreme Court case coming out. All these great things, everybody.” Lindell insisted that he has the “pieces of the puzzle” to prove the 2020 presidential election was stolen from Donald Trump. “And you …

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Cultists Rage At Crackpot Over His Failed Promises

The Daily Beast reports: On his Thursday evening live stream, Lindell railed against “bots” and “trolls” that have been posing questions and statements on his Facebook page, such as: “Mike, you keep making promises. I don’t see Donald Trump.” Then, referring to his own fans growing impatient with his own fruitless promises, Lindell fired back: “Those are bots and trolls. …

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Sarah Palin: I’d Love To Run For Office Again [VIDEO]

Newsmax reports: Sarah Palin, former Alaska governor and 2008 running mate to the late Sen. John McCain, told Newsmax she’d love to return to political office. When asked on Wednesday’s “Eric Bolling: The Balance” if she would return to political office, Palin responded: “I would love to. I would never say never. I’m not so obsessively partisan that I’d let …

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Anti-Vax Leader Claims He Will “Arrest” Louisiana Gov

The Daily Beast reports: Christopher Key, the leader of the anti-COVID-19 vaccine group “Vaccine Police,” said Wednesday he’s going to take the law into his own hands, pledging to conduct a citizen’s arrest of Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards. “I am the vaccine police,” Key said on Clay Clark’s daily show. “We have shut down pharmacists. We have shut down …

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Lindell Claims He’s Spent $25M To Overturn Election

CNBC reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell told CNBC he is ready to go broke pushing the false claim that the election was stolen from Donald Trump while proclaiming that the election system needs extensive changes. Lindell said he has spent $25 million of his own money since Election Day to fuel his campaign. And he plans to keep spending to …

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Alex Jones Suggests Biden Used “Weather Machines” To Spawn This Weekend’s Rash Of Deadly Tornadoes

Media Matters has the transcript: So, they just think you’re stupid and they don’t want you knowing they are doing all of this, and they’ve got carbon systems they are putting in, that big, huge geoengineering systems, terraforming systems that are sucking carbon dioxide out of the air when it’s a trace gas that we need, and was hundreds of …

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Nutbag UK Anti-Vax Leader To Face Lockdown Charges

The Daily Mail reports: An anti-vax nurse will face trial next month for organising three anti-lockdown rallies at the height of the pandemic. Kay Shemirani, also known as Kate Shemirani, 56, is said to have led demonstrations in Trafalgar Square on August 29 and September 19 last year, and Whitehall on September 5. Shemirani, who lost her nursing license, has …

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