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Jezebel reports: In this week’s edition of “Are Men Okay?,” we need to discuss the annual Christian men’s conference taking place in Missouri this weekend, in which, on Friday night, a monster truck drove off a giant ramp in an arena amidst shooting columns of flames against the soundtrack of really bad live electric guitar music. If and only if …

“It’s whispered, softly and gently into your ears and into your soul. And he tells you it’s okay. “And he says, ‘It’s just this one thing. You’re just gonna get it done, get it over with.’ “And then he tells you a promise. He promises you all these dreams that you have in your heart. And that’s how Satan sells …

Media Matters has the transcript:  I mean, I’m a big believer — and I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again — that there are freaks, predators, and pedophiles that are all hiding under the LBGT flag. Right? They’re waving the flag and going, oh we’re this, queer, whatever, but, you know — and in reality this is a …

Media Matters has the transcript: KRISTINA KARAMO: One of the things [unintelligible] most perpetuators of this rise in paganism and witchcraft are celebrities. They are some of the worst offenders of it all. You know, Ariana Grande, she had a song called God is a Woman. Christians got to quit being squeamish. Got to quit being squeamish, folks. Let’s deal …

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: Chuck Pierce, who has a strong track record in prophetic ministry, predicted years ago that China would become a world menace. Pierce now has very disturbing news about the future of the United States as we know it. In a recent videocast with Cindy Jacobs and Mike Jacobs of Generals International, Pierce prophesied …

“They said this president is not suffering dementia. He is possessed with the devil. It should be in the United States of America: the prophet, the priests, the prince, and the people. “Isaiah talks about that. There is a divine order. God says, ‘I want to speak to my prophet, he’s going to speak to my priests, and then the …

“On Jan. 7th – a year ago – they tried to cancel our voice forever. That was the day, not just when they took our great president’s Twitter away, 1.2 million people, mostly in the United States, were canceled, their platforms on Vimeo, and YouTube – crooked YouTube – and Zuckerbuck’s Facebook and all these platforms, right? We know that …

“So we pray, father in heaven, we firmly believe that Donald J. Trump is current and true president of the United States. You have raised him up for this season of time to be used and be part of saving this nation. “Bless and protect him and his family from any physical, spiritual attacks and may his voice still the …

“You read in the bible about – was it Elijah, pastor – who put the flour in the stew to remove the poison? And so here’s the deal. If God can take poison out of a stew, he can take poison out of a body. “And that’s what I’ve been praying. Yes, we gotta fight this, but if you’ve already …

Mediaite reports: Former White House National Security Adviser Michael Flynn got on the conspiracy theory wagon again by claiming there’s a plot to bring about the “New World Order” by planting tracking devices beneath peoples’ skin. Flynn spoke to Clay Clark of The X22 Report as he claimed World Economic Forum Executive Chairman Klaus Schwab, Microsoft Founder Bill Gates, and …

Law & Crime reports: The corporeal form of the Pennsylvania pizzeria owner who allegedly fought her way into the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 will remain behind bars, despite her sovereign citizen-inspired arguments that she is “not a person,” a federal judge ruled. Pauline Bauer, 54, allegedly demanded that D.C. police “bring Nancy Pelosi out here now” because she and …

Politico reports: This past Friday afternoon over lunch, a group of evangelical leaders met with former President Donald Trump at his private Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach, Fla. The meeting, organized by Trump’s informal spiritual adviser and televangelist Paula White-Cain, was described by Trump advisers as a routine drop-in visit for the former president who has opened up his private …

Vice News reports: QAnon figure Michael Protzman’s predictions have torn families apart, leading husbands to divorce wives and children to disown parents. Followers have also been left destitute after donating all their money to the group. Protzman has claimed that a coming “global reset” will wipe out all their debts. The latest conspiracy the group has clung to is that …

Posted last night to Franklin Graham’s Facebook page: It was a weekend of blood. The bombings, bloodshed, and horror continue in Ukraine. Here at home it was a violent weekend in many cities. Fifteen people were shot in Chicago, 4 fatally. A shooting at a car show in Arkansas killed one and wounded 24 people, including children. In a 24-hour …

“I’ve been a prophetic dreamer so I had spent a lot of 2019 and 20 having a lot of political dreams that I was in office. And because our youngest son Ezekiel is a seer I went and got him and I said, ‘Hey, can you look around and see what you’re seeing?’ “Because I just really, I get a …

The Louisville Courier-Journal reports: Kentucky Rep. Danny Bentley made comments about Jewish women and the Holocaust during a debate Wednesday over anti-abortion legislation, quickly drawing condemnation from several members of the Jewish community who raised serious concerns with what he said. Bentley falsely said RU-486, or Mifepristone, one of two pills taken to induce abortion, was developed during World War …

The Colorado Springs Indy reports: Ben Carson, in a nearly hour-long keynote address to Air Force Academy cadets, gave a roadmap for success that includes courage, innovation, leadership and a relationship with God. “Our diversity is not a problem. It is a strength. We should not let anybody make it into a problem. It is one of the things that …

“All of those troops there are going to be coming against Israel in the latter days. And God says, ‘I am going to take care of it.’ But is Putin insane? Well, yes and no. “Because he is being driven to move against Israel because God says ‘I’m going to put hooks in your jaws and I’m going to bring …

“For all intents and purposes there are two Americas. I think Americans are more divided now than they were during the Civil War. During the Civil War, they were divided on the spectacularly important issue of slavery, but otherwise they were not divided. “And that’s a big deal, obviously. But still, right now the division is on every issue. We …

Mediaite reports: Conservative commentator Candace Owens suggested on Friday that the U.S. send troops to Canada to “deal with the tyrannical reign of Justin Trudeau Castro” amid vaccine mandate protests. Trudeau invoked emergency powers at the beginning of the week, and police have since moved to disperse crowds by making more than a hundred arrests and moving vehicles. Owens previously …