Tag Archives: loony tunes

Lindell: Social Media CEOs Are “All Going To Prison”

“On Jan. 7th – a year ago – they tried to cancel our voice forever. That was the day, not just when they took our great president’s Twitter away, 1.2 million people, mostly in the United States, were canceled, their platforms on Vimeo, and YouTube – crooked YouTube – and Zuckerbuck’s Facebook and all these platforms, right? We know that …

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MI Rally Pastor: Trump Is The “Current True President”

“So we pray, father in heaven, we firmly believe that Donald J. Trump is current and true president of the United States. You have raised him up for this season of time to be used and be part of saving this nation. “Bless and protect him and his family from any physical, spiritual attacks and may his voice still the …

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Cultist US House Candidate: God Will Remove The “Poison” Of The COVID “Death Jab” If You Pray For It

“You read in the bible about – was it Elijah, pastor – who put the flour in the stew to remove the poison? And so here’s the deal. If God can take poison out of a stew, he can take poison out of a body. “And that’s what I’ve been praying. Yes, we gotta fight this, but if you’ve already …

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Flynn Again Goes Full QAnon Over “Tracking Devices”

Mediaite reports: Former White House National Security Adviser Michael Flynn got on the conspiracy theory wagon again by claiming there’s a plot to bring about the “New World Order” by planting tracking devices beneath peoples’ skin. Flynn spoke to Clay Clark of The X22 Report as he claimed World Economic Forum Executive Chairman Klaus Schwab, Microsoft Founder Bill Gates, and …

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“Not A Person” Riot Suspect Again Denied Release

Law & Crime reports: The corporeal form of the Pennsylvania pizzeria owner who allegedly fought her way into the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 will remain behind bars, despite her sovereign citizen-inspired arguments that she is “not a person,” a federal judge ruled. Pauline Bauer, 54, allegedly demanded that D.C. police “bring Nancy Pelosi out here now” because she and …

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Trump Reconnects With Loony Tunes Scamvangelicals

Politico reports: This past Friday afternoon over lunch, a group of evangelical leaders met with former President Donald Trump at his private Mar-a-Lago club in Palm Beach, Fla. The meeting, organized by Trump’s informal spiritual adviser and televangelist Paula White-Cain, was described by Trump advisers as a routine drop-in visit for the former president who has opened up his private …

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REPORT: Loony QAnon/JFK Cult Erupts In Infighting

Vice News reports: QAnon figure Michael Protzman’s predictions have torn families apart, leading husbands to divorce wives and children to disown parents. Followers have also been left destitute after donating all their money to the group. Protzman has claimed that a coming “global reset” will wipe out all their debts. The latest conspiracy the group has clung to is that …

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Franklin Graham: Only Jesus Can Stop Gun Violence

Posted last night to Franklin Graham’s Facebook page: It was a weekend of blood. The bombings, bloodshed, and horror continue in Ukraine. Here at home it was a violent weekend in many cities. Fifteen people were shot in Chicago, 4 fatally. A shooting at a car show in Arkansas killed one and wounded 24 people, including children. In a 24-hour …

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CA Secretary Of State Candidate: Jesus Appeared To My Son In My Closet And That’s Why I’m Running [VIDEO]

“I’ve been a prophetic dreamer so I had spent a lot of 2019 and 20 having a lot of political dreams that I was in office. And because our youngest son Ezekiel is a seer I went and got him and I said, ‘Hey, can you look around and see what you’re seeing?’ “Because I just really, I get a …

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Kentucky GOP State Rep Claims Abortion Pill Was Used In Nazi Gas Chambers And Was “Invented By A Jew”

The Louisville Courier-Journal reports: Kentucky Rep. Danny Bentley made comments about Jewish women and the Holocaust during a debate Wednesday over anti-abortion legislation, quickly drawing condemnation from several members of the Jewish community who raised serious concerns with what he said. Bentley falsely said RU-486, or Mifepristone, one of two pills taken to induce abortion, was developed during World War …

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Ben Carson: Anybody Who Supports The Separation Of Church/State Suffers From “Schizophrenia” [VIDEO]

The Colorado Springs Indy reports: Ben Carson, in a nearly hour-long keynote address to Air Force Academy cadets, gave a roadmap for success that includes courage, innovation, leadership and a relationship with God. “Our diversity is not a problem. It is a strength. We should not let anybody make it into a problem. It is one of the things that …

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Pat Robertson: Putin Is Being “Compelled By God” To Attack Ukraine In Order To Bring About The End Times

“All of those troops there are going to be coming against Israel in the latter days. And God says, ‘I am going to take care of it.’ But is Putin insane? Well, yes and no. “Because he is being driven to move against Israel because God says ‘I’m going to put hooks in your jaws and I’m going to bring …

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Prager: It Would Be Paradise If Major Blue Cities Secede

“For all intents and purposes there are two Americas. I think Americans are more divided now than they were during the Civil War. During the Civil War, they were divided on the spectacularly important issue of slavery, but otherwise they were not divided. “And that’s a big deal, obviously. But still, right now the division is on every issue. We …

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Candace Owens Calls For The US To Invade Canada

Mediaite reports: Conservative commentator Candace Owens suggested on Friday that the U.S. send troops to Canada to “deal with the tyrannical reign of Justin Trudeau Castro” amid vaccine mandate protests. Trudeau invoked emergency powers at the beginning of the week, and police have since moved to disperse crowds by making more than a hundred arrests and moving vehicles. Owens previously …

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Lindell Calls For Arresting Georgia Secretary Of State

Newsweek reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said Friday that Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger should be put in prison as he delivered dozens of boxes containing “thousands” of affidavits to Georgia’s Capitol on Friday, urging a forensic audit of the state’s 2020 election results. During a Friday episode of right-wing political strategist Steve Bannon’s War Room podcast, Lindell appeared …

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Lindell: I’ll Drop Pillows Into Canada Via Helicopter

The Daily Beast reports: After his initial Tuesday shipment of MyPillow products was denied entry into Canada, Mike Lindell now has a backup plan to get free pillows to Canadian truckers: drop them from the sky via a helicopter. The pillow maven told The Daily Beast late Wednesday night that he intends to drop his pillows into Canada from a …

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Hate Pastor: Male Witches Are Disrupting My Church

Religion News Service reports: The offering was over and the worship team at Global Vision Bible Church had just finished singing “Oh How I Love Jesus” when the Rev. Greg Locke began telling his church about his conversations with demons. Those demons, he said, had revealed the names of a group of “full-blown, spell-casting” witches who’d been sent to infiltrate …

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Candace Owens Claims 1969 Moon Landing Was Faked

Daily Kos reports: Before you read this tweet, recall that this woman is a highly influential pundit and a rising young star in the conservative movement. She’s one of their best and brightest. And yet she appears to be two sniffs of airplane glue and a grilled cheese Jesus away from being Michele Bachmann. You don’t need me to tell …

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Prominent Anti-Vax Loon: The Vaccine Turns You Into “Transhumanist Cyborgs” To Be Controlled By Magnets

“The stated goal is to depopulate the planet and the ones that are left, either make them chronically sick or turn them into transhumanist cyborgs that can be manipulated externally by 5G, by magnets, by all sorts of things. “I got dragged through the mud by the mainstream media when I said that in May of last year in front …

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Anti-Vax Nutbag Robert Kennedy Sorry For Anne Frank Comment After Backlash From Wife, Sister, And ADL

NBC News reports: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apologized Tuesday after critics, including members of his own family, blasted him for implying Anne Frank had more freedom in hiding from the Nazis than people have today under U.S. vaccine policies. “I apologize for my reference to Anne Frank, especially to families that suffered the Holocaust horrors,” he tweeted. “My intention was …

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