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Christian Prophet: God Told Me Trump Is Still President

“For I say this is my land and these are my people. And I have raised him up for such a time as this. My people have prayed, they have fasted, they have called on my name and I will not turn a deaf ear unto them. “But to the left, to the wicked, to those to chose to cheat …

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Cardinal Claims COVID Vax Contains Satanic Microchips

The New York Daily News reports: A Mexican cardinal’s Facebook video was flagged after he said COVID vaccines were being used to implant satanic microchips in people. Cardinal Juan Sandoval Iñiguez, 87, claimed vaccines come with a microchip that has “the mark of the beast.” Sandoval was archbishop of Guadalajara for 17 years before retiring in 2011. He continued to …

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Christian Activist: The Score Of A Football Game Is A Message From God That Trump Will Remain President

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Johnny Enlow, a right-wing pastor and QAnon conspiracy theorist, appeared on the Elijah Streams YouTube channel Thursday, where he declared that the outcome of the college football national championship game was a prophetic sign that President Donald Trump will remain in office. Despite the fact that Trump’s term is set to end in …

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Viral QAnon Texts Claim Trump Will Send Phone Alert

NBC News reports: As social networks and app stores crack down on disinformation purveyors and calls for violence, QAnon-based lies and conspiracy theories have found a new way to go viral: forwarded text messages. The messages have already made their way to some prominent conservatives, who have amplified them on social media. One viral false conspiracy theory shared across the …

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MyPillow Nut: Don’t Worry, Trump Will Stay President

Today’s message from Mike Lindell, via Charisma News: Please give everybody confidence that Donald J. Trump will be our president for four years. A lot of evidence will come out this week, and everyone needs to be praying for protection for those of us standing up to this as it is the only time we have to fight this evil …

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Kraken Lawyer: Chief Justice John Roberts Is Being Blackmailed Over The “Rape And Murder Of Children”

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: Lin Wood, an attorney who has partnered with leaders of the “Stop the Steal” movement and has called on Trump to declare martial law and use the military to oversee a new election, charged on Twitter in the early hours of Monday morning, “I believe Chief Justice John Roberts & a multitude of …

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Christianists Again To Blow Horns And March Around US Capitol Seven Times So That Jesus Will Stop Joe Biden

Religion News Service reports: Organizers of the Jericho March, slated for Tuesday (Jan. 5) and Wednesday (Jan. 6), have called on “patriots, people of faith and all those who want to take back America” to travel to Washington on those days for a pair of marches to overturn the recent presidential election. Marchers plan to blow ritual Jewish horns called …

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Loony Laura Loomer Loses Lawsuit Against Twitter

CBS News reports: A federal appeals court Tuesday upheld a district judge’s decision to dismiss a lawsuit filed by Florida conservative political activist and media figure Laura Loomer, who alleged a Muslim civil-rights organization helped engineer her removal from Twitter. A three-judge panel of the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals backed a November 2019 decision by U.S. District Judge …

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Meadows Tried To Prove Humans Lived With Dinosaurs

Roger Sollenberger writes at Salon: Last week, Lin Wood, a right-wing Georgia attorney who has recently inserted himself into Donald Trump’s failed crusade to rewrite the results of the election, attacked White House chief of staff Mark Meadows. “Someone needs to do a deep dive on @MarkMeadows,” Wood wrote on Twitter. “I have heard there are some serious skeletons.” In …

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Christian Prophet: I Heard God “Laughing Loudly” At The Electoral Vote, Biden Will Never Be President

“When I woke up yesterday, he was laughing. I mean, I heard him laughing loudly. And he said, ‘I’m laughing because of what they have said the electoral vote came to.’  “Of course, it went for the other side. And God said, ‘None of that matters. It’s not changing my plan.’ “This is what God said: ‘I don’t care who …

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Megachurch Pastor: The Global Response To COVID Has Been Foretold As Setting The Stage For The Antichrist

The Christian Post reports: Pastor John MacArthur said on Sunday that world governments “have done something that’s never been done in human history” by making the pandemic issue and the response “global.” “Now we are a global world. And that is a setup that we’ve been waiting for through redemptive history since the Lord promised that there would come, in …

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Tonight: Hate Groups To Ask Jesus To End Lockdowns

Via email from hate group leader Tony Perkins: In this Advent season, approaching the celebration of Christ’s miraculous birth, we continue to see governments taking discriminatory and unconstitutional actions against churches. The actions vary by jurisdiction, but many are severely restricting the ability of Christians to meet in their churches for worship. Meanwhile, other activities in liquor stores, casinos, tattoo …

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SATURDAY: Christianists To Circle Supreme Court Seven Times And Pray For “Walls Of Election Fraud” To Tumble

Via press release: On the morning of December 12th, Jericho Marchers will simultaneously march around the U.S. Capitol, Supreme Court, and Department of Justice seven times praying for the walls of corruption and election fraud to fall down, just as Joshua and the Israelites walked around the walls of corrupt Jericho. Following the marches, patriots and people of faith will …

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Michele Bachmann: “Satan Stole My Vote!” [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: During a Friday night rally at Salem Baptist Church in Dalton, Georgia, Bachmann declared that she would never be a “chump” who accepts that Joe Biden won the election, screaming that Satan is destroying our election and that “my vote was stolen!” “From the political point of view, from the legal point of …

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Megachurch Pastor: The Vaccine Will Alter Your DNA, “Believe In The Blood Of Jesus And Divine Immunity”

“People, I want you to look at me. That is exactly what is happening with COVID-19. They’re preparing the structure for the Antichrist. “How? The vaccine. They’re gonna demand for you to have the vaccine in your passport, otherwise you will not be able to travel. “Because they are preparing the way. The vaccines, they are made to alter your …

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MyPillow Nutbag: “Trump 100%” Will Stay President

It’s time to call in the men in white coats: Live from a protest outside Republican Georgia Governor Brian Kemp’s house, Lindell told Fox News, “I want the word to get out that Donald Trump will be our president for the next four years.” “I talked to Sidney Powell about three, four days ago, so I know firsthand,” he explained, …

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Michele Bachmann “Seriously And Sincerely Cries Out” To God To Allow Trump To Have Second Term [VIDEO]

“For this moment in the United States, we seriously, sincerely cry out to you, confessing out personal sins. We confess the sins of our country, as proxies. “We ask you, oh God, for deliverance that our country may continue to know freedom. Lord, would you deliver these races in Georgia, oh father? “Would you deliver various local and state races, …

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Christian Activist: Trump Is Dragging Out The Election To Gain Evidence Before Executing Those Opposing Him

“There is an expectation of the Electoral College turning it over to Biden. I’m just going to tell you that the Trump side, they have that in mind, they’re prepared for that. “If it has to go that far, it’s OK because that just puts the treason at an official legal level by doing that, and it makes certain high …

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Creationist: God Gave Us All A Nasal Bone Because He Knew, Because Of Sin, We Would Need To Wear Glasses

“We also can look at the nasal bone right here. God designed humans very specifically, with this nasal bone, because He knew, because of sin, we’d be wearing glasses and contacts, right? So this helps hold our glasses. Primates have no need to wear glasses, so they were not created with that bone there.” – Creationist “Dr.” Jennifer Rivera, speaking …

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Christian Prophetess: Jesus Took Me To A Football Game In Heaven Where He’s Always The Winner In All Sports

“They have sports in heaven because those people have gifts. But every sport is played for one person, and the winner in any of these sports are always Jesus Christ. “And I’m even going to share this before we go — I was taken to a football game in heaven. Anyway, he took me to this football game that somebody …

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