Tag Archives: loony tunes

Glenn Beck: Gay Activists Are Demanding Something Something Sodom & Gomorrah

Right Wing Watch has the quote: “Think of the people who won’t do floral arrangements for gay weddings. Think about the people who are bakers. Now there’s another one with a DJ. They just say, ‘I don’t want to participate.’ That’s what Lot was saying, we don’t want to participate. And in exchange for not participating, I’ll give you something …

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CALIFORNIA: GOP Assembly Member Blames Drought On Legalized Abortion

“Texas was in a long period of drought until Governor Perry signed the fetal pain bill. It rained that night. Now God has His hold on California.” – California GOP Assemblywoman Shannon Grove, speaking before an anti-abortion group. After her quote made national headlines, Grove followed up with some limp damage control: “I believe – and most Americans believe – …

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Vladimir Putin: God Made Me Perfect

“I’ll be totally frank with you. I cannot recollect anything of the kind. It appears that the Lord built my life in a way that I have nothing to regret.” – Vladimir Putin, telling an Italian newspaper that he cannot recall having ever made a mistake.

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Ann Coulter: Repeal Women’s Suffrage, They Don’t Deserve The Right To Vote

RELATED: She’s been saying this since at least 2007. If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting …

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Rick Santorum: Same-Sex Marriage Is A Violation Of The First Amendment And As President I Won’t Enforce It

Rick Santorum called into Glenn Beck’s show today to declare that as president he will not enforce a SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriage. Because gay marriage is somehow against the First Amendment. “This is tantamount to government establishing religion,” Santorum said. “When the United States government comes in and says this is what you are going to believe, this is …

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Glenn Beck Announces Plan To Organize Christians In Civil Disobedience Against SCOTUS Ruling On Same-Sex Marriage

And yup, he compares himself to Martin Luther King.

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Hate Group Leader Kayla Moore Passes Along Fake Story About Hillary Clinton

This weekend Foundation For Moral Law head Kayla Moore will be headlining yet another anti-gay marriage rally in Alabama. In the meantime she’s posted a fake news item about Hillary Clinton from a satire site. Deliberate or stupid? Your call.

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World Net Daily: Violent Civil Disobedience Is The Practical Christian Response To SCOTUS Ruling For Gay Marriage

“What we are in fact seeing is the political left, through deception, incrementalism and outright violation of the Constitution, insidiously maneuvering rational, law-abiding Americans into a position so untenable that at some elusive but inevitable point, violent civil disobedience – vigilantism – may be the only practicable response.” – Erik Rush, writing for World Net Daily. PREVIOUSLY ON JMG:  Erik …

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Pat Robertson: Watching Porn Totally Gives Demons Permission To Possess You

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Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: Sodomy Is A White Person’s Disease

“Germany is a big hotbed for sodomy and everybody knows about France. And then of course in Belgium, and the Netherlands, and Switzerland, and Sweden, and Norway, and Finland. All that region is the hotbed and origination of modern sodomy. Not in China. You’re not gonna find that in China. You’re not gonna find that in India. You’re not gonna …

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Bryan Fischer: Angry God Is Flooding Texas Because Of Witchcraft And Sodomy

You knew this was coming.

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Pat Robertson: Gay Men Want Your Kids

The viewer who submitted the above question didn’t say how old her son is, just that he lives with her. But that instantly makes the other man a pedophile according to loony tunes Pat Robertson.

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Pat Robertson: Exorcism Totally Works

But just don’t SING to those demons.

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Mike Huckabee: I Would Ignore SCOTUS On Gay Marriage, “The Supreme Court Isn’t The Supreme Being”

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Porno Pete Will Be At IML

Send us your selfies with Porno Pete, boys!

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Ted Cruz: I’ll “Always Always Always” Fight Against “Mandatory Gay Marriage”

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Harlem Hate Church Has New Message

(Via JMG reader Roldan)

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Bryan Fischer: All Christians Must Disobey SCOTUS, “They Can’t Arrest Us All”

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Today’s Top Story On World Net Daily

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Rick Wiles: God Is Killing The Bees, Turkeys, Chickens, & Pigs Because Gays

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