Tag Archives: loony tunes

Frothy Mix: Obergefell Proves That My 2003 “Man On Dog” Warning Was Right

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Barton: Retirement Is A Pagan Concept

According to David Barton, only God-hating devil worshipers retire. And then God promptly (well, within a few years) smites the fuck out of them.

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Janet Porter: Demand That Ohio Requests Rehearing Of Obergefell By SCOTUS

“Are you upset about what the Supreme Court did to marriage? Now, there’s something you can do about it. We can ask the court to rehear the case because two justices violated the federal law which states, ‘Any justice… of the United States shall disqualify himself in any proceeding in which his impartiality might reasonably be questioned.’ [28 U.S. Code …

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Ted Cruz: Obama Will Use Gay Marriage To Strip Churches Of Tax Exemptions

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Obergefell Sadz Of The Day

“When I learned the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage I went into what you might call spiritual shock. I almost felt like someone had died. Someone didn’t, but something did. True liberty and justice for all. I am grieving right now over the false freedom that was birthed out of a false equality movement. I am …

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Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: I’m Gonna Flush Homo Demons To Hell

Somebody needs to remix this a la “eat da poo poo.”

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Sandy Rios: White House Rainbow Lights Will Increase Acts Of Terrorism

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Starnes: God Flooded DC Because SCOTUS

“Record-breaking floods have inundated Washington, D.C. just days after the Supreme Court decided they knew better than God. I seem to remember another time in history when there was a record-breaking flood. God painted the sky with rainbow colors after that flood. This go-around – Obama painted the White House with rainbow colors. Anybody got an ark?” – Todd Starnes, …

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Joseph Farah: God Will Punish Us

“America’s elite leadership have taken the side of the enemies of God, and He will take notice. It could come in the form of an economic crash. It could come in more civil and racial strife along the lines of what has been building in recent years. It could come in the form of an attack on our country from …

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Todd Starnes Prays To God: Please Attack Obama With Plagues Of Insects

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Alan Keyes: Charleston Massacre Was Actually An Act Of Pro-Gay Terrorism

Alan Keyes teleported in from his home planet today to declare that the Charleston massacre was not a racist act but one meant to terrify Christians who support traditional marriage.

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Rick Scarborough: I’m Ready To Burn To Death To Stop Same-Sex Marriage

Via the Independent: Move over, couple who promised to get a divorce if gay marriage was legalised, because one Texas pastor has taken his opposition to marriage equality one step further. Rick Scarborough, a Baptist pastor and Christian political activist, has said he would be willing to be burned to death in his fight against gay rights. He made the …

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Huckabee: I Will Stop The Criminalization Of Christianity By Same-Sex Marriage

“The Supreme Court is not the Supreme Branch, and it is certainly not the Supreme Being. I refuse to sit silently as politically driven interest groups threaten the foundation of religious liberty, criminalize Christianity, and demand that Americans abandon Biblical principles of natural marriage. I will fight to defend religious liberty at all costs. I also refuse to surrender to …

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E.W. Jackson Blames Charleston Murders On Gays, Liberals, And President Obama

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Breitbart Headline Of The Day

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Tweet Of The Day – E.W. Jackson

(Tipped by JMG reader Mark)

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Alveda King: South Carolina Murders Happened Because We Allow Abortion

“Dr.” Alveda King has had three abortions, so she totally knows what she talks about.

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Former Southern Baptist Head Jack Graham: Prepare For Massive Christian Civil Disobedience Over Gay Marriage

Todd Starnes writes at Fox News: Prepare for civil disobedience. That’s the message one prominent pastor is sending to some 16 million members of the Southern Baptist Convention. Jack Graham, pastor of Prestonwood Baptist Church in Texas, said American Christians should be prepared for massive fallout if the Supreme Court legalizes same-sex unions. “We want to stay in the system,” …

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Cliff Kincaid: Christians Must Fight To Their Deaths Against Same-Sex Marriage

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Cliff Kincaid says Obama has given an interview to a “gay porn outfit” (referring to the Huffington Post.) Cliff Kincaid demands that Fox anchor Shepard Smith come out of the closet, refuses to comment on Matt Drudge. Kincaid says that marijuana use causes terrorism.  Kincaid says gay people live a “disease-ridden lifestyle.” Kincaid lectures at Porno Pete’s …

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Alex Jones Melts Down Over Hillary 2016

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