Tag Archives: loony tunes

Michele Bachmann: Drop Bombs On Iran’s Nukes

Jesus is taking way too long to come back, but Michele Bachmann knows how to hurry him up. Via World Net Daily: Forget the sanctions, said former Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn. The only way to stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon is to bomb their facilities, she told WND. “There is only one tried and true method that stops …

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Linda Harvey: It’s Time For Christians To Establish Biblical And Homosexual-Free Sanctuary Cities

“Since we are beginning to see violations of constitutional rights based on objections to homosexuality as marriage, I believe there’s a clear precedent for establishing sanctuary cities for authentic, lawful, man/woman marriage. Think about how great life would be in those cities. After all, unlike the defiance of immigration law, these cities would be upholding the actual law under our …

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Crackpot Rabbi: I’m Jealous Of Kim Davis

Loony tune Rabbi Yahuda Levin, who has claimed that God sent Hurricane Sandy to destroy New York because of gay marriage, says that he is super jealous of Kim Davis. From the wingnut LifeSiteNews: “On a theological basis, I am absolutely jealous of this woman, every minute she sits in prison to honor God’s name she obtains an immense heavenly …

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Mat Staver: Making Kim Davis Do Her Job Is Like Forcing Her To License Child Rape [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla has the text at Right Wing Watch: “A clerk provides licenses to do something,” Staver explained. “A license to operate a motor vehicle on the road, a license to build a particular facility or a license to do this or a license to do that or a license to operate a business. So that person is licensing someone …

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Robert Oscar Lopez Has The Kim Davis Sadz

Hate-filled homocon horcrux Robert Oscar Lopez is ever so pissed about the jailing of Kim Davis, which should never have happened because because all gay men are pedophiles. He writes: While Kim Davis languishes in a Kentucky jail, Terry Bean is roaming free, at large, with full reign to sodomize more desperate teenage boys and meet with President Obama on …

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KENTUCKY: Red-Caped Catholic Loons Stage Roadside Rally For Kim Davis [VIDEO]

Clip recap: “Anti-Christian persecution begins. Members of The American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property travel to Kentucky and find avid support for Kim Davis, a county clerk who was unjustly jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to homosexual couples.”

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KENTUCKY: Federal Marshals Guard Home Of Judge David Bunning While Lunatics Protest [VIDEO]

The Associated Press reports: Supporters of a Kentucky county clerk jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses brought their fight to Northern Kentucky, protesting Monday outside the home of the federal judge who’s jailed her for contempt. About two dozen people, including ministers from Kentucky and North Carolina, demanded Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis be freed, saying she shouldn’t be …

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TODAY: Nutjob Flip Benham & Supporters To Descend On Private Kentucky Home Of Federal Judge David Bunning And Call For His Arrest

Flip Benham, the crackpot nutcase loony tunes father of those failed reality show twins, has issued a press release which announces that he and fellow Christianists will today descend on the home of federal Judge David Bunning to call for his arrest in the name of Jesus. Or something. It reads: Christians from across the nation will converge on the …

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Stephanopoulos Grills Huckabee On Kim Davis [VIDEO]

George Stephanopoulos today asked Mike Huckabee if he would resign the presidency over gay marriage. Huckabee dodged the question, saying that would never happen because there’s no such thing. Mediaite recaps: Stephanopoulos asked Huckabee exactly what’s the difference between Davis’ actions and refusing to issue interracial marriage licenses. Huckabee insisted it’s totally different because interracial marriage doesn’t “redefine” the institution of …

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KENTUCKY: Infamous White Supremacist Michael Peroutka Speaks At Kim Davis Rally [VIDEO]

With the red-caped Catholic loons at his side, yesterday notorious white supremacist Michael Peroutka spoke at the rally outside the jail holding Kim Davis. Peroutka is a former leader of the League Of The South, which recently “celebrated” the 150th anniversary of the assassination of “tyrant” Abraham Lincoln. The SPLC calls Peroutka “an avid Southern secessionist and radical Christian Reconstructionist.” …

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Mat Staver: We Now Live In Nazi Germany [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: “Washington Watch” host Craig James, the Family Research Council official who mentioned his own lawsuit against Fox Sports for terminating his job as a football analyst over comments he made mocking gay rights, said that America is now on a “slippery slope” of anti-Christian persecution and legal organizations like Liberty Counsel need to …

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KENTUCKY: Fourth Husband Of Kim Davis Waves Anti-Gay Sign As Licenses Are Issued [VIDEO]

The Associated Press reports: Speaking to reporters before the licenses were issued Friday, Davis’ husband, Joe Davis, said his wife was in good spirits after her first night in jail. Holding a sign that says “Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah,” Joe Davis said his wife would not resign from her position and would stay in jail for as long as …

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Mike Huckabee Has The Kim Davis Sadz

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Pat Robertson On Kim Davis: Gays Want All Christians Thrown In Jail, Might As Well Get Used To It [VIDEO]

“So this whole thing is — putting her in jail and so forth — is nonsense. But it will happen and it’s just the beginning, it’s the warmup of this battle. And I want you to know right now, you’ve heard it here, the gays do not just want to be recognized, they do not want to be accepted, they …

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AFA Spokesdouche Bryan Fischer Compares “Hero” Kim Davis To “Auschwitz Clerk” Who Won’t Sign Certificates Ordering Jews Into The Gas Chamber [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla has latest insanity from American Family Association spokesdouche Bryan Fischer: “What would be think today of a clerk in her position and this is a clerk that controls entrance in and out of the town of Auschwitz?,” Fischer asked. “There’s this box car that pulls up and she knows that there are Jews in the box car that …

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Janet Porter: I Prayed Dubya Into Office [VIDEO]

Not only did loony tune Janet Porter personally pray George W. Bush into office, a friend of hers “anointed” a bunch of military ballots with Holy Jesus Oil before delivering them to the Florida Supreme Court, guaranteeing their ruling against Al Gore.

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KENTUCKY: Anti-Gay County Clerk Kim Davis Demands Extension On Temporary Stay Due To Dissolve On Monday
UPDATE: Appeal Has Also Been Filed With SCOTUS

Four-times-married alleged dog-napping conspirator Kim Davis has demanded an extension on the temporary stay order due to dissolve on Monday, August 31st. The demand states that Davis has filed a separate stay demand to the Supreme Court, but we’ve not yet seen that. Equality Case Files has the extension demand: This Court granted Davis a temporary stay of the Injunction …

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Conspiracy Nuts Declare Virginia Shooting To Be False Flag Hoax So The Illuminati Can Grab Everybody’s Guns [VIDEO]

Right on cue and within hours of the Virginia shooting, conspiracy sites, social media, and YouTube lit up with claims that the entire incident was staged by actors paid by the New World Order so that the Illuminati can seize power once everybody’s guns have been confiscated. Or something. The crazy actually goes much deeper than that, but here’s just …

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KENTUCKY: Anti-Gay County Clerk Casey Davis Is Biking Across The State For His “Sister-In-Christ” Kim Davis [VIDEO]

Anti-gay Kentucky county clerk Casey Davis, who says the he’ll die to stop gay marriage because homosexuals deserve to know they are going to hell, has launched a new stunt. Via the Associated Press: Casey County Clerk Casey Davis has begun a bike ride across Kentucky to bring attention to the circumstances of Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis, who has …

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IRELAND: Marriage Referendum Appealed To Supreme Court

Two men, one a Catholic [PHOTO] who was once jailed for contempt of court after declaring that the government had no right to dissolve his holy marriage-in-Jesus, have appealed Ireland’s marriage referendum to the Supreme Court. The Irish Journal reports: The two men who appealed the result of the marriage referendum have taken their appeal to the final hurdle of …

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