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According to this video featuring lunatic Pastor John Hagee, God is lining up celestial objects in order to warn America that if the Iran deal is approved, he’s just gonna kill the fuck out of everybody. Hagee, you may recall, has declared that God sent Hurricane Katrina to destroy New Orleans because of Southern Decadence.

“Five far-left ideologues posing as Supreme Court Justices danced around the Constitution, arrogantly declaring their opinion a ruling on a law. They opined they know better than nature and Nature’s God in matters of marriage. And the next thing you know Kim Davis was in the slammer. I suppose then, we should overlook that it is unconstitutional for judges to …

As we know, Liberty Counsel spokesman Matt Barber regularly uses his personal website to feature columnists who advocate for executing homosexuals. As a change of pace, today Barber publishes a column by some nutjob who claims that Christians are thisclose to being executed by gay people. Michael Bresciani writes: Starting with the persecution, fining and jailing of cake bakers and …

Loony tunes evangelist and hilariously failed would-be social media maven Janet Porter has launched a campaign which calls on Fox News to fire anchor Shepard Smith for dissing Kim Davis.  Via BarbWire: While the tag line is “fair and balanced,” Fox New’s Shepard Smith’s coverage of Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, who was jailed for her faith, was more like “unfair …

During today’s viewer questions segment, Pat Robertson gave advice on how to “surrender to authority” in order to be able to speak in tongues. Robertson: “You’re saying ‘fill me, fill me, fill me’ – then in the fullness of your spirit comes an unutterable gushing and bahalla klaatu barada nikto mushu eep opp ork ah-ah Jesus!”

End Times evangelist Jan Markell says that the pope’s visit, the so-called “blood moon”, the Jewish High Holy Days, and a bunch of other converging shit means that the End Times are definitely going to start next week or so. Unless they don’t. Markell reminds everybody about Harold Camping and cautions that she doesn’t want egg on her face if …

Jesus is taking way too long to come back, but Michele Bachmann knows how to hurry him up. Via World Net Daily: Forget the sanctions, said former Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn. The only way to stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon is to bomb their facilities, she told WND. “There is only one tried and true method that stops …

“Since we are beginning to see violations of constitutional rights based on objections to homosexuality as marriage, I believe there’s a clear precedent for establishing sanctuary cities for authentic, lawful, man/woman marriage. Think about how great life would be in those cities. After all, unlike the defiance of immigration law, these cities would be upholding the actual law under our …

Loony tune Rabbi Yahuda Levin, who has claimed that God sent Hurricane Sandy to destroy New York because of gay marriage, says that he is super jealous of Kim Davis. From the wingnut LifeSiteNews: “On a theological basis, I am absolutely jealous of this woman, every minute she sits in prison to honor God’s name she obtains an immense heavenly …

Kyle Mantyla has the text at Right Wing Watch: “A clerk provides licenses to do something,” Staver explained. “A license to operate a motor vehicle on the road, a license to build a particular facility or a license to do this or a license to do that or a license to operate a business. So that person is licensing someone …

Hate-filled homocon horcrux Robert Oscar Lopez is ever so pissed about the jailing of Kim Davis, which should never have happened because because all gay men are pedophiles. He writes: While Kim Davis languishes in a Kentucky jail, Terry Bean is roaming free, at large, with full reign to sodomize more desperate teenage boys and meet with President Obama on …

Clip recap: “Anti-Christian persecution begins. Members of The American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property travel to Kentucky and find avid support for Kim Davis, a county clerk who was unjustly jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to homosexual couples.”

The Associated Press reports: Supporters of a Kentucky county clerk jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses brought their fight to Northern Kentucky, protesting Monday outside the home of the federal judge who’s jailed her for contempt. About two dozen people, including ministers from Kentucky and North Carolina, demanded Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis be freed, saying she shouldn’t be …

Flip Benham, the crackpot nutcase loony tunes father of those failed reality show twins, has issued a press release which announces that he and fellow Christianists will today descend on the home of federal Judge David Bunning to call for his arrest in the name of Jesus. Or something. It reads: Christians from across the nation will converge on the …

George Stephanopoulos today asked Mike Huckabee if he would resign the presidency over gay marriage. Huckabee dodged the question, saying that would never happen because there’s no such thing. Mediaite recaps: Stephanopoulos asked Huckabee exactly what’s the difference between Davis’ actions and refusing to issue interracial marriage licenses. Huckabee insisted it’s totally different because interracial marriage doesn’t “redefine” the institution of …

With the red-caped Catholic loons at his side, yesterday notorious white supremacist Michael Peroutka spoke at the rally outside the jail holding Kim Davis. Peroutka is a former leader of the League Of The South, which recently “celebrated” the 150th anniversary of the assassination of “tyrant” Abraham Lincoln. The SPLC calls Peroutka “an avid Southern secessionist and radical Christian Reconstructionist.” …

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch: “Washington Watch” host Craig James, the Family Research Council official who mentioned his own lawsuit against Fox Sports for terminating his job as a football analyst over comments he made mocking gay rights, said that America is now on a “slippery slope” of anti-Christian persecution and legal organizations like Liberty Counsel need to …

The Associated Press reports: Speaking to reporters before the licenses were issued Friday, Davis’ husband, Joe Davis, said his wife was in good spirits after her first night in jail. Holding a sign that says “Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah,” Joe Davis said his wife would not resign from her position and would stay in jail for as long as …

“So this whole thing is — putting her in jail and so forth — is nonsense. But it will happen and it’s just the beginning, it’s the warmup of this battle. And I want you to know right now, you’ve heard it here, the gays do not just want to be recognized, they do not want to be accepted, they …