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Chick-Fil-A’s new megastore opened in midtown Manhattan this weekend to long lines and a battle between animal rights activists and street preachers, the latter of whom doubtlessly showed up expecting to scream at gay protesters. But the animal rights activists WERE queer-inclusive so there WAS a lot of yelling about sodomites. Gothamist reports: A small but spirited group brandishing signs …

On Tuesday the county commissioners of Blount County, Tennessee will vote on a resolution which asks God to “pass us by” during “His Coming Wrath” when he righteously kills the fuck out of the rest of America over gay marriage. The resolution is authored by Commissioner Karen Miller, who quite logically cites Sodom and Gomorrah. An excerpt: With a firm …

We don’t usually hear much about Liberty Counsel co-founder Anita Staver, wife of Mat Staver, but we’re guessing this tweet will get her a bit of attention. Anita Staver’s Twitter profile photo, it must be pointed out, shows her peering through the scope of a rifle pointed at the camera. (We assume it’s Mrs. Staver on the end of that …

“I believe God loves homosexuals as much as he loves everyone, but if we can redefine marriage as between two men or two women or any other way based on social pressures as opposed to between a man and a woman, we will continue to redefine it in any way that we wish, which is a slippery slope with a …

Kyle Mantyla writes at Right Wing Watch: Theodore Shoebat, who was among the dozens of anti-gay activists, Republican members of Congress and GOP presidential hopefuls to be featured in Janet Porter’s recent anti-gay “Light Wins” documentary, posted a new video over the weekend calling for a global “Inquisition” to eradicate homosexuality once and for all. Outraged over reports that a …

“They’re lying about it. They’re just making up the amount of ice in the North and South Poles, they’re making up the temperatures, they’re lying and making up false charts and so forth. So what’s to stop them from making up something that happened on Mars that will help advance their left-wing agenda on this planet? OK so there’s flowing …

Brian Tashman has the quote: “When we raise our fist to a holy God and say that we are going to redefine marriage, we are going to be okay with paying a Planned Parenthood to cut up innocent baby parts and sell them for research, that clearly is a problem and as we have seen God render judgment in the …

Nutjob Pastor Wiley Drake says he is running for president as an independent. Via press release: “It’s time for the Judeo-Christian voice to be heard by our policy makers. They can try to kick the word of God out of politics, but they will never stop the voice of God through ‘We the People of the United States.’ We are …

Of all the crazy people that spoke at FRC’s Values Voter Summit this weekend, End Times “messianic” Rabbit Jonathan Cahn REALLY takes the loony cake. Watch as the crowd boos when Cahn flashes a photo of the White House bathed in rainbow lights, then tells them that SCOTUS and Obama have “desecrated” the rainbow, therefore God is going to kill …

According to loony tune Rep. Louis Gohmert, having an openly gay head of the US Army will send a signal to the Muslim world that the United States endorses pedophilia. Seriously. Tony Perkins, of course, agrees.

Hate Pastor James David Manning had a screaming, ranting meltdown on Tuesday night as Harlem Against Homophobia staged a protest outside his church. As activists chanted “Stop the hate now!” Manning climbed up on a chair to unleash some of his famous Christian Love™. “There is no salvation for butt-lickers and butt-bangers like you! You perverted faggots! You smell like rectums! …

We’ll be SO disappointed if our favorite loony tunes End Times prognosticator doesn’t have a field day with this photo. In the meantime, they’re holding their sides over at Twitchy and other wingut sites.

Shortly after President Obama told Pope Francis that the United States cherishes religious liberty, Mike Huckabee posted the above tweet with an attached Vine video which juxtaposes Obama’s words over the mugshot of Kim Davis. In other news, Huckabee knows what Vine is.

Liberty Counsel radio host Matt Barber, who regularly publishes columns by advocates for the death penalty for homosexuality, says that gays threaten to kill anybody who doesn’t affirm their “pagan sexuality.” Kyle Mantyla has the full quote at Right Wing Watch: “This whole saga,” he said, “is reminiscent of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in Genesis 19 … The …

From Oklahoma City’s NBC affiliate: Zayde, like most kids in Pre-K, is learning how to read and write. And like his mom, Alisha, Zayde is a lefty. “From picking things up to throwing things, to batting, to writing, to just coloring you’d do at home with him, he’s always, always used his left hand,” Alisha Sands said. That was until …

“Doritos has taken feces and anal sex to a whole new level– making it taste good. Left out in nearly all discussions about homosexuality is the reality that anal sex often infects people with E. coli bacterial infections, spreads sexually transmitted diseases, and can cause anal cavity bleeding and rupturing. Homosexual acts in part, involve one man inserting his sexual …

Over the last of few weeks the rest of America met Mat Staver as a creepy-eyed somber lawyer pleading for “reasonable” accommodations in measured tones. But as this video shows, the REAL Mat Staver is a ranting lunatic who promises that God will kill the fuck out of anybody who doesn’t submit to Christian sharia law.

“PepsiCo, who make Doritos (through subsidiary Frito-Lay), are producing a homosexual version of Doritos called ‘Rainbow Doritos.’ Doritos are a product marketed to children, so they make the perfect gateway snack to introduce children to the joys of homosexuality. The chips come in several colors. The green are homosexual, the pink are lesbian, and the purple ones are transgendered Doritos. …

A man who has been diagnosed with having “religious hallucinations” has cited Kim Davis as the inspiration for his mayoral campaign promise to arrest gay men for the crime of sodomy. The Kings Mountain Herald reports: “In my administration I would do just like Mrs. Davis did in Kentucky,” said Holmes, referring to Kim Davis, the Rowan County, Ky., clerk …

The husband of Kim Davis and Rafael Cruz, father of Ted Cruz, headlined a Nashville rally yesterday as lawmakers introduced a bill that seeks to void the Obergefell ruling. The Tennessean reports: “Natural marriage between one (1) man and one (1) woman as recognized by the people of Tennessee remains the law in Tennessee, regardless of any court decision to …