Tag Archives: loony tunes

Opal Covey: God Sent Me To Stop The Democrats

Toledo mayoral candidate Opal Covey, who has warned that God will destroy her city if she isn’t elected, has been interviewed by Esquire. Ms. Covey, a Donald Trump fan and exorcist who can cure blindness with her Holy Touch, reveals that she was sent by the Lord Almighty Himself to stop the Democrats: “I perform miracles through the holy spirit,” …

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Linda Harvey: Satan Loves Halloween [AUDIO]

According to Linda Harvey, “demons are real and so is Satan.” And if you let your kids celebrate Halloween – well, that leads to PARTIES. Brian Tashman has the quote: “Halloween celebrates the spirits of darkness like no other event,” she warned, claiming that demonic forces “are more active than ever in recent times in America because we are inviting …

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BarbWire Headline Of The Day

The “breaking news” is that Paul Ryan voted for ENDA eight years ago, therefore he hates Jesus. Linda Harvey must be on Eugene Delgaudio’s mailing list. She wails: Is this a trick? It’s certainly not a treat. America may be handed a Speaker who will open the door for the “gay” lobby to achieve its fondest dream, even beyond marriage. …

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OHIO: Toledo Mayoral Candidate Opal Covey Warns That God Will Destroy The City If She Isn’t Elected

We first met perennial Toledo, Ohio mayoral candidate Opal Covey last week when she began ranting in tongues against a local radio station host. Covey has followed up that deliriousness in an interview with Toledo’s NBC affiliate in which she warns that God will “visit destruction” upon the city if she isn’t elected. From their report: Covey is running for …

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Crackpot Pastor Rick Scarborough Throws Down Copy Of Obergefell Ruling And Walks On It [VIDEO]

That’ll show SCOTUS! Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Vision America recently posted a new promotional video celebrating the organization’s work mobilizing pastors for the purpose of getting their congregations more involved in politics, which featured footage of Rick Scarborough literally throwing a copy of the Supreme Court’s gay marriage decision to the ground and stepping on it while …

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Pilot Episode: The Book Of Jed [VIDEO]

Hermant Mehta writes at The Friendly Atheist: Two years ago, I posted about how nomadic fire-and-brimstone campus preacher Brother Jed Smock would soon be starring with his family in a reality TV show. Like any show, there was only promise of a pilot episode (which is no guarantee of a series or that the pilot would even air on television). …

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Janet Porter: Porno Pete Is Just Like Kim Davis

“Peter LaBarbera was sent to jail in Canada for his pro-marriage views. Kim Davis was sent to jail for practicing her faith as an elected office-holder in Kentucky. Now Troy Newman was taken to jail in Australia for his pro-life views. How do we overcome the Criminalization of Christianity? Find out how in the film, Light Wins. Both Peter LaBarbera …

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Nutjob Pastor Rick Wiles: “Crisis Actors” May Have Staged The Mass Shooting In Oregon [AUDIO]

“Several members of the ‘Trunews’ team and I were talking this morning in the office about the mysterious appearance of similar looking persons at the scenes of recent mass shootings. Could they be the same people? Could they be paid crisis actors and actresses? Is there a secret death squad at work in this country staging mass shootings in order …

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The World Is Ending Today [VIDEO]

The Guardian reports: While our planet may have survived September’s “blood moon”, it will be permanently destroyed on Wednesday, 7 October, a Christian organization has warned. The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved …

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LIVE VIDEO: Tennessee’s Blount County Commission To Vote On Resolution Asking God To Spare Them From God’s Wrath Over Same-Sex Marriage

The county commissioners of Blount County, Tennessee are about have a public hearing on the resolution of loony bird Commissioner Karen Miller, who wants them to formally ask God to “pass us by” during “His Coming Wrath” when he righteously kills the fuck out of the rest of America over gay marriage. Local activists are staging a protest outside the …

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ALABAMA: State Supreme Court Justice Tom Parker Calls For Defying SCOTUS On Obergefell [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his radio program today, Bryan Fischer interviewed Alabama Supreme Court Justice Tom Parker, a former Religious Right activist and aide to Chief Justice Roy Moore who has become a radical justice in his own right, for two segments about the Supreme Court’s gay marriage ruling earlier this year. After making the case …

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Ben Carson: Legalizing Gay Marriage Is Like Requiring That Car Seats Accommodate Conjoined Twins

“Laws and regulations should be designed to address normal situations while providing special mechanisms for the creation of exceptions in abnormal situations. Changing the law governing the normal situation in order to accommodate the abnormal situation is like requiring that car seats be designed to accommodate conjoined twins as well as anatomically normal children. The more sensible thing would be …

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Crazy Eyes: God Is Flooding The Carolinas Because He’s Pissed About USA Turning Its Back On Israel

According to former Rep. Michele Bachmann, God is flooding the fuck out of the Carolinas because America has turned its back on Israel.  Apparently being the #1 all-time recipient of US foreign aid just isn’t enough for the Lord Almighty.

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Franklin Graham: Obama Is Probably Going To Hell For Celebrating Homosexual Sin [AUDIO]

Franklin Graham says that one day President Obama and all gay people will probably spend an “eternity separated from God” due to all this homo-celebrating. Via Glenn Beck’s The Blaze: “Our country has changed so much, and we’ve seen the moral decline — and that moral decline being led by the Obama administration, and championing things like same-sex marriage, which …

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NEW YORK CITY: Street Preachers Battle Animal Rights Activists At Chick-Fil-A Grand Opening

Chick-Fil-A’s new megastore opened in midtown Manhattan this weekend to long lines and a battle between animal rights activists and street preachers, the latter of whom doubtlessly showed up expecting to scream at gay protesters. But the animal rights activists WERE queer-inclusive so there WAS a lot of yelling about sodomites. Gothamist reports: A small but spirited group brandishing signs …

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TENNESSEE: Blount County Commission To Ask God Not To Murder Them Over Same-Sex Marriage

On Tuesday the county commissioners of Blount County, Tennessee will vote on a resolution which asks God to “pass us by” during “His Coming Wrath” when he righteously kills the fuck out of the rest of America over gay marriage. The resolution is authored by Commissioner Karen Miller, who quite logically cites Sodom and Gomorrah. An excerpt: With a firm …

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Liberty Counsel’s Anita Staver: The Vatican Disavowed Kim Davis Due To Death Threats From Radicals

We don’t usually hear much about Liberty Counsel co-founder Anita Staver, wife of Mat Staver, but we’re guessing this tweet will get her a bit of attention. Anita Staver’s Twitter profile photo, it must be pointed out, shows her peering through the scope of a rifle pointed at the camera. (We assume it’s Mrs. Staver on the end of that …

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Ben Carson: Gay Marriage Killed The Roman Empire

“I believe God loves homosexuals as much as he loves everyone, but if we can redefine marriage as between two men or two women or any other way based on social pressures as opposed to between a man and a woman, we will continue to redefine it in any way that we wish, which is a slippery slope with a …

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Christian Activist Theodore Shoebat Calls For “Global Inquisition” To Execute Homosexuals [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla writes at Right Wing Watch: Theodore Shoebat, who was among the dozens of anti-gay activists, Republican members of Congress and GOP presidential hopefuls to be featured in Janet Porter’s recent anti-gay “Light Wins” documentary, posted a new video over the weekend calling for a global “Inquisition” to eradicate homosexuality once and for all. Outraged over reports that a …

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Limbaugh: NASA Faked Finding Water On Mars To Further The Leftist Climate Change Agenda

“They’re lying about it. They’re just making up the amount of ice in the North and South Poles, they’re making up the temperatures, they’re lying and making up false charts and so forth. So what’s to stop them from making up something that happened on Mars that will help advance their left-wing agenda on this planet? OK so there’s flowing …

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