Tag Archives: loony tunes

Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson: To Criticize Me Is To Criticize God Himself [AUDIO]

“Any time the nation has taken up a fight with the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, the Creator of the universe, you don’t pick a fight with the Creator of all of the galaxies, all of the planets, this entire solar system, you don’t pull together a couple of ants and lift a fist to the Almighty and …

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Exorcism Of The Day [VIDEO]

“Exorcist Bob Larson ministers to Nancy who was neglected as a child and developed hatred for her mother. She blamed God for the death of her father. Demons causes her to hate all men and destroyed several marriages. A demon of Murder who entered her at 9-years-old was hiding behind the evil spirits of Hate and Murder!”

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WND: Bomb Mecca Off The Face Of The Earth

The loving Christians at World Net Daily have a simple and permanent solution to terrorism. Nuke Saudi Arabia. Columnist Burt Prelutsky writes: “My own politically incorrect suggestion is that we remove ISIS from the face of the earth, hopefully as a joint effort with every other nation it has threatened or attacked, and that we then bomb Mecca off the …

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Sarah Palin: Jesus Christ Supports Open Carry

In her continuing ploy to generate VP buzz, Sarah Palin today declared that Christ His Own Damn Self would fight for the right carry semi-automatic weapons around his local Walmart. “Jesus would fight for our Second Amendment. Taking concrete defense measures (i.e. arming ourselves) away from the good guys? Yeah…that…we don’t want that. Shoot, even the Lord said to take …

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Ted Cruz Double-Dog-Dares Obama: Come Back Here And Try Insulting Me To My Face [VIDEO]

Refugee offspring Ted Cruz is ever so pissed that President Obama has criticized Republicans for wanting to keep out Syrian refugees. And he basically just about challenged the president to a fistfight. The Hill reports: “It is utterly unbefitting of the president to be engaging in those kind of personal insults and attacks,” Cruz said in Washington, D.C., in video …

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Sarah Palin: Of Course I’d Be Somebody’s VP

“There’s millions of Americans out there, qualified, ready, willing, and able. I really don’t think it’s me being asked, but as I say, if I were asked, I’d do it. My interest has always been in public service, getting out there, doing all that I can to try and help make the world a better place. If that’s a position …

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Enter The Paris Truthers [VIDEO]

Within hours of the massacre in Paris, YouTube began to light up with dozens of claims that like 9/11, Newtown, and other mass killings, the attacks in France were an elaborate Illuminati hoax meant to further the creation of the New World Order. And grab your guns. Or something. Example below.

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Scott Lively: Liberal Elites Are Provoking Violence By Conservatives To Justify Creating A Police State

“The strategy is to rapidly polarize the society to the point of violence by conservatives, which will serve as a pretext for ‘defensive police-state measures to suppress what they have already begun to spin as the rise of neo-Nazism. That’s the motivation behind the Black Lives Matter campaign and the outrageous, anger-inducing policies involving illegal aliens and multi-trillion dollar debt …

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Crazy Monster Energy Drink Loon Christine Weick Confronts Preacher Father Of Katy Perry [VIDEO]

Nutbag evangelist Christine Weick, whom we last heard from when she disrupted a Muslim event, is at it again. Hemant Mehta writes at Friendly Atheist: It’s common knowledge that singer Katy Perry, before becoming a pop star, was a gospel singer. It’s less well known that her parents are still preachers. Keith Hudson, her dad, recently did an interview with …

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Christian Site: President Obama’s Cover For Out Magazine Proves That He Is A Homosexual

According to an End Times site, that President Obama posed for the cover of Out Magazine provides conclusive proof that he is gay. They write: In the Bible, God destroyed the twin cities of both Sodom and Gomorrah for the sin of homosexuality, and He did it by raining down fire and brimstone on them. The Bible also says that …

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Crazy Eyes: Convert All Jews Now, Rapture Is Coming

Talking Points Memo reports: Ex-U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) warned Wednesday that Jesus is “coming soon,” making the task of converting the masses – particularly Jews – even more urgent. “We recognize the shortness of the hour,” Bachmann said in a radio interview with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council. The duo recorded the interview during their …

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Nutjob “Starbucks Hates Christians” Pastor Joshua Feuerstein Gets Smackdown On CNN [VIDEO]

By now you’ve probably seen the whackadoodle Facebook video in which Pastor Joshua Feuerstein screams and rants about how much Starbucks hates the Blessed Baby Jesus. This afternoon Feuerstein appeared on CNN where he got an EPIC smackdown from radio host Pete Dominick. Watch and enjoy.

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Ben Carson: The Pyramids Weren’t Tombs, They Were Built By Biblical Joseph To Store Grain

According to Ben Carson, Egypt’s pyramids were built by the biblical Joseph to store grain. The Washington Post reports: On Wednesday, a 17-year-old video surfaced of Ben Carson claiming that the Old Testament figure Joseph built the Egyptian pyramids to store food. “My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain,” Carson said in a 1998 …

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Eugene Delgaudio: Obama’s Army Beat Me [VIDEO]

“Thank you for your vote Tuesday. It was not enough to turn back President Barrack Obama and his giant coalition of unions, lobbies, money and the Washington Media. I will write more later. I have to go to a board meeting today. Thank you for allowing me to serve you and your families for 16 years. Sheila, my wife, and …

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Opal Covey: I’m Standing Back And Letting God’s Promised Destruction Of Toledo Happen [VIDEO]

“Oooh babba hasha taya!” JMG reader Brian points us to the below post-election interview with Toledo mayoral candidate Opel Covey, who says she’s just going to stand back and let the Lord Almighty Himself proceed with his promised destruction of her city for allowing all of her votes to be stolen from her for the fifth time. “God has already …

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TOLEDO: God To Destroy City As Election Is Again Stolen From Prophetess Opal Covey

Last month perennial Toledo mayoral candidate Opal Covey promised that God will destroy her city if the election were to be stolen from her once again. “Bahalaa asha tiyah tololo!” warned Covey, in an interview with Toledo’s NBC affiliate. So get ready Ohio: Incumbent Mayor Paula Hicks-Hudson, 64, who became mayor in February automatically as council president when Mayor D. …

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Rafael Cruz: Hillary Will Destroy America [VIDEO]

Rafael Cruz, who last week declared that gay activists want to legalize pedophilia, says that if Jeb Bush gets the nomination, Hillary Clinton will become president “and this country will be destroyed.” So Christians need to “take their country back!”

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Louis Gohmert At Liberty University: Put Eight Gays On An Island And See If Nature Favors Them [VIDEO]

Speaking before the student body at Liberty University, loony tunes Rep. Louis Gohmert suggested an experiment in which four gay male couples and four straight couples are put on separate islands. “Then lets come back in 100 years and see which one nature favors.” Because dead gay people means Jesus is real. Or something. And if those four straight couples …

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Pat Robertson: God Will Destroy America’s Financial Markets Over Sodomite Marriage [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson is ever so unhappy that “sodomy has been enshrined into the US Constitution.” But even more unhappy is the Lord Almighty His Damn Self, who is going to perform some dark magic on the financial markets to punish us: “Now it’s a constitutional right for sodomites to marry each other. I don’t want the wrath of God to …

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Linda Harvey: LGBT Kids Are Possessed By Demons

“It’s ghastly and menacing, fiendish and chilling. Have we entered a Halloween haunted house? No, we’re navigating the horrifying and ugly world of American sexuality, which is becoming an outright freak show. Our increasingly bizarre youth culture now conjures up the godless spirit of Halloween every day to molest the souls of vulnerable kids. Welcome to sexual-anarchist America, where it’s …

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