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According to infamously cuckolded-by-a-lesbian Texas Values head Jonathan Saenz, a homosexual occupying army now has its boot on the neck of America. And he needs a whole lot of Jesus Bucks to fund the resistance. He writes: America today is occupied territory. The enemies of religious freedom occupy every power center from government to academia. Everyone except its spiritual core. …

“Why would Obama suddenly bring the hammer down on homosexual prostitution? Maybe, in the wake of the Ashley Madison hack, he wants to get all the client information from this website in federal custody to protect the identities of his political and social friends who may be customers. Or Obama believes, with homosexuality being the flavor of the year in …

Kyle Mantyla writes at Right Wing Watch: Recently, Rena Lindevaldsen, Liberty University Law School’s interim dean, delivered an address to students on the question “Do Government Officials Have Authority to Impose Their Morals on Others?” Lindevaldsen’s answer was a resounding “yes,” provided that the morals being imposed are Christian ones. But if the morals being imposed are not Christian ones, …

Via Mediaite: The prospect of Joe Biden running for president befuddled Glenn Beck on CNN tonight and brought him to uncontrollable laughter. Don Lemon asked Beck about the prospect of Biden running for president. Beck rolled his eyes and said “Really?!” several times. He found himself at a loss for words and, despite Lemon pointing to Biden’s track record, said …

Knoxville’s CBS affiliate reports: Darrell Trigg is running for president and forming his own political party, the Christian Party. The first point of his campaign platform is to do away with separation of church and state and make it union of church and state instead. This means, among other things, the official religion of the United States will be Christianity. …

Today’s stock market dive happened because the Obama administration backs Planned Parenthood, says Pat Robertson. “We will pay dearly as a nation for this thing going on. And possibly if we were to stop all this slaughter the judgment of God might be lifted from us. But it’s coming, ladies and gentlemen. We just had a little taste of it …

Street preacher and aspiring reality show star Brother Jed Smock, who likes to show up at college campuses and scream damnation, has debuted his newest sign. Friendly Atheist blogger Hemant Mehta is most offended by “gerbil abusers” because it lacks the alliteration of the rest of the sign. See the full sign at Christian Nightmares.

One of the more amusing internal battles currently raging in the evangelical world is that of the cessationists versus the continuationists, the latter of whom believe in speaking in tongues, annointings, miracles, and human prophets directly spoken to by God. (Think Robert Tilton, Cindy Jacobs, etc.) One of the most prominent critics of continuationism is megachurch Pastor John MacArthur, who …

According to American Family Association spokesman Bryan Fischer, if the price of gas goes up, that’s God being pissy. If an aircraft carrier gets torpedoed, that’s God throwing a tantrum. And if a typhoon drowns a few million poor people? You guessed it, God saw them stepping out of line.

Well, that didn’t take long. Despite a national furor over far-right extremist radio talker Jan Mickelson’s call to literally enslave undocumented immigrants, questionably documented immigrant Ted Cruz had no problem returning to Mickelson’s show to declare that the evil “atheist Taliban” is stealing America’s right to scream about Jesus at all times. Right Wing Watch has the audio:

According to a widely-quoted Duggar family insider, Anna Dugger partially blames herself for her husband’s porn addiction and cheating, which maybe happened because she didn’t put out enough. Which totally lets Satan off the hook. The insider further claims that divorce is out of the question. From People Magazine: “Anna will not leave him,” says the source. “As with her in-laws, …

Virtually every 2016 GOP presidential candidate has recently appeared on the Iowa talk radio show of far-right extremist Jan Mickelson, who in the past has declared his allegiance to the Confederacy and called AIDS “God’s punishment for homosexuality.” But Mickelson may have some trouble booking future such guests after he unveiled his plan to literally enslave undocumented immigrants. Mediaite has …

“There’s 82 official gender identities now and they all have equal status and protection here, so we’re talking pedophiles. If you’re a military member and you have an inclination for young children, you can’t be kicked out of the military for that anymore because that is your gender identity. If you are into having sex with animals, bestiality, that is …

As always, they focus on pissed off passersby. From the clip description: “Everywhere — Americans are unhappy with the Supreme Court. We will not allow true marriage to be destroyed. Share the video. See for yourself how people received the latest TFP tour for marriage in the South.” At the end of the clip you’ll see them outside the Alamo.

“Target has caved to gender ideologues and has removed information identifying whether their products are intended for ‘boys’ or ‘girls’ in many of their sections. If you oppose this blatant act of political correctness, sign our letter to Target’s customer relations department, asking them to reverse their decision! Just a few months ago, Target defended gender-identifying signage, pointing to research …

“I grieve over what will happen to kids in public schools. They will be taught that right is wrong and wrong is right, and that the teachings of Scripture are unreliable and inaccurate. How unthinkable it is that in some states kindergartners, barely out of babyhood, are being taught adult perverse behavior that should never be discussed in the classroom. …

We haven’t heard from ole Eugene Delgaudio in awhile, but last week he corralled (diggity) some supporters to paw the ground outside the Supreme Court with him while he brayed a statement to Congress. We presume no press actually attended this press conference. From Delgaudio: “The radical Homosexual Lobby thinks Public Advocate and thousands of other pro-Family activists will just …

“The unjust and unequal ‘Equality Act’ was introduced in Congress as H.R. 3185 and S. 1858 just before summer recess. This legislation jumps way beyond any previous anti-discrimination bill and would essentially wipe out free speech and religious liberty on the issues of homosexuality and gender change by declaring these behaviors to be civil rights in America. Christianity is now …

“The Holy Spirit spoke to me and said, ‘Trump shall become My trumpet to the American people, for he possesses qualities that are even hard to find in My people these days. Trump does not fear man nor will he allow deception and lies to go unnoticed. I am going to use him to expose darkness and perversion in America …

According to Crazy Eyes, Christians should be rejoicing that President Obama’s nuclear deal with Iran is bringing about the End Times. Via Right Wing Watch: In an interview with Religious Right radio host Jan Markell this weekend, former Rep. Michele Bachmann once again claimed that President Obama is ushering in the End Times, this time citing the nuclear agreement with …