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QAnon Pastor: God Told Me Satan Sent The Hurricane Because DeSantis “Took A Stand Against Wickedness”

QAnon Pastor Todd Coconato writes on his Facebook page: Here is what the Lord has shown me today as we entered into the courts of heaven this morning to pray and intercede for the great state of Florida with many pastors, a powerful rabbi, evangelists, leaders, and prayer warriors. The devil and forces of darkness want to hit this state …

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Lindell: “Nobody Votes In Utah, It’s All Just Made Up”

Mediaite reports: MyPillow CEO and avid 2020 election denier, Mike Lindell, went on a wild rant on Wednesday declaring that every vote in the state of Utah is a “crime.” On his Lindell TV, the conspiracy theorist declared, “You know, I believe you have the CCP, the globalists, the Uni-Party. I believe it’s all one just happy family.” “You get …

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Anti-Vaxxer Sues For Massachusetts Autopsy Records

Universal Hub reports: A Medfield man who sued Charlie Baker in 2020 over state face-mask requirements due to Covid-19 and lost is taking another legal crack at Baker, this time over state Covid-19 vaccination recommendations he charges got him unenrolled from the Massachusetts School of Law in Andover because he refused to get a shot for medical and religious reasons.But …

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Lindell Kicks Off “Most Important Event Of Our Lives”

The Springfield News-Leader reports: A weekend-long conference hosted by MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell and focused on conspiracy theories surrounding the 2020 election kicked off Saturday morning in Springfield. A few hundred people filed into the Springfield Expo Center to hear from Lindell, an ally of former President Donald Trump who has garnered national notoriety for his repeated claims of election …

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QAnon Cultists Claim Deep State Murdered Anne Heche

Vice News reports: In a script that’s becoming unpleasantly familiar, conspiracy theorists have seized upon actor Anne Heche’s tragic death, claiming she didn’t die from a car crash but rather was murdered. One theory that’s being peddled is that Heche was killed for her role in the film Toxic Skies, about a conspiracy to purge the population with a fake …

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Christian Site: Pastor Cindy Jacobs Prophesied “The FBI’s Raid On Donald Trump’s Home” Twelve Years Ago

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: Just as the 1960s cartoon The Jetsons depicted a future full of video phones, robotics and Google-style office space, some modern-day prophets have prophesied about a future full of exposing corruption, fighting for individual freedom and shining a light on truth. One of those prophets is Cindy Jacobs, and her prophecy from 12 …

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Pastor Bad Wig: The Proud Boys Were Only At The Riot To Pick Up Trash, They Were Told To Clean Up Garbage

“They had an FBI agent embedded in the Proud Boys who delivered a 60-page report that is available to the January 6th committee, exonerating, the Proud Boys from any involvement with January 6th. “In fact, they actually deescalated part of the conflict with police and their orders were to clean up the garbage and get out of the Capitol. “In …

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Anti-Abortion Activist Testifies That It’s Not Really An Abortion When A Ten-Year-Old Rape Victim Has One

Mediaite reports: “Do you think a 10-year-old should choose to carry a baby?” Swalwell asked. “I believe it would probably impact her life and so therefore, it would fall under any exception and would not be an abortion,” Catherine Foster replied. “Wait,” said Swalwell, who then paused as if to gather his thoughts on the answer. “It would not be …

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Mike Lindell: Trump’s Reinstatement Can Still Happen

Raw Story reports: On Monday’s Conservative Daily podcast, Lindell said that he would present new evidence of fraud in August to finally convince Americans the 2020 election was stolen. “What’s going to happen is everyone is going to go wow!” he said. “This really happened.” “A lot of states have four-year statute of limitations,” he added. “So yes, all that …

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The QAnon “JFK Lives” Cult Is Returning To Dallas

Vice News reports: It’s been 220 days since more than 1,000 people traveled from across the U.S. to Dallas at the behest of Michael Protzman, a QAnon influencer known as Negative 48, who promised his followers that John F. Kennedy would reappear at Dealey Plaza. JFK didn’t reappear, of course, but the QAnon cult is now returning to Texas. More …

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Oklahoma Gov Candidate: God Wanted My Mother To Be Raped Because Life Actually Begins Before Conception

Newsweek reports: Mark Sherwood, an alternative medicine practitioner and former police officer, said on Thursday that he hopes to push a total abortion ban through the Oklahoma state legislature if he is elected. Sherwood, who was adopted, told Real America’s Voice host David Brody on a Thursday segment for The Water Cooler that his birth mother had likely been raped …

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Dr. Demon Semen: Pelosi And Biden Downloaded Their Brains To The Internet And Are Now “Demonic Clones”

“Brother and sisters, patriots, we are living in a time where we have two seeds in the world. The other seed is not human. And until we start realizing we are dealing with creatures that are not human – you keep thinking people like Pelsoi and Biden are human – I don’t know where their human selves are. “But the …

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Christian Influencer Condemns “Satanic” Yoga Barbie

Christian “influencer” Yasmeen Suri writes on Facebook: “Yoga Barbie” is at Target on the shelf. Satan always comes as appearing innocent. He will never come with horns and a pitchfork. This Barbie has 5 guided meditations. Remember, Yoga IS Hinduism. You cannot separate the poses from the religion. Each pose is designed to invoke a hindu deity in the spirit …

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Alex Jones: Globalists Are Shrinking Your Dick [VIDEO]

“It does this to humans as well. That’s why genitals – I don’t care if you’re black or white – are a third the size they were of a 1960s male. “So the media makes jokes about that a few months ago when I gave the example, ‘If your daddy’s johnson was a foot long, yours is six inches long. …

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Televangelist: A “Demonized” Old Lady Screamed At Me

Televangelist and self-proclaimed prophet Jennifer Eivaz tried to “share Jesus” with an elderly woman living in an assisted living home and things didn’t go so well. She writes for the far-right Charisma News: I found her easily enough, as she typically sat facing a window in her wheelchair, always bent over in an arch and never fully able to straighten …

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California Sec Of State Candidate Rachel Hamm: Pray That Angels Will “Incinerate All The Fraudulent Ballots”

“First of all, vote for Rachel Hamm. Second thing is, let’s pray. Let’s pray for several things. Let’s pray that if they steal votes in machines, the votes are flipped back. “Let’s pray that if they create fraudulent ballots, they’re incinerated. Let’s ask the angels to go burn then up. No fake ballots. “If people who are not American citizens …

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Owens Blames Baby Formula Shortage On Bill Gates

Mediaite reports: Candace Owens implied Bill Gates is behind the nationwide shortage of baby formula on Wednesday. John Rich, of the country music duo Big & Rich, shared a CNBC article reporting a firm owned by Gates is “targeting infant nutrition by attempting to reproduce mother’s breast milk in a lab.” Owens shared her take on the story through a …

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Flynn: 5G Towers Will Trigger “Dormant Pathogens” In COVID Vaccines To Turn Us Into Flesh-Eating Zombies

AlterNet reports: Retired Army Lieutenant General and disgraced ex-National Security Advisor Michael Flynn is a notorious peddler of outlandish conspiracy theories, especially those that originate inside QAnon or spew from the pouty lips of former President Donald Trump. On Sunday, Flynn endorsed yet another fringe – and absolutely looney – conservative delusion about COVID-19 vaccinations during an appearance on right-wing …

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Lindell: SCOTUS Leak Was Timed To Hurt Me [VIDEO]

“I was doing an event, me and Kari Lake, in Arizona, and two hours before the event, all of a sudden news come in that it leaked out from the Supreme Court. “What kind of timing is that. You follow me. So that gets the news instead of more and more evidence and more stuff piling on of what happened …

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Christian Series “Exposes Satanists” At Marvel And DC

Via press release: Christian media company Good Fight Ministries has released the first installment of its seven-part Marvel and DC’s War on God series. Entitled The Anti-Christ Agenda and narrated by Pastor Joe Schimmel, the company says the 150-minute film “documents how popular comics and the movies that they have spawned are riddled with anti-Christ themes that glorify gratuitous violence, …

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