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Politico reports: Despite lagging some 30 points behind President Joe Biden in the latest polls, independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. convened national media on Wednesday to make an audacious claim: It’s Biden who should drop out of the race to stop former President Donald Trump from reclaiming the White House. “We only have one chance to beat Donald Trump, …

“My children, you are about to see biblical-type plagues strike some of your enemies, even on their faces. Boils will be seen. See who was infected by them. See how they will try to explain it away. But know your enemies are very afraid just as they were in Egypt. “Watch as you have read in my word and now …

Courthouse News reports: A Colorado judge on Wednesday handed a 12-year prison sentence to a man found guilty of threatening and harassing judges in the state. Using legal tactics popularized by the sovereign citizen movement, Brett Nelson, 45, filed fraudulent motions for default judgments and powers of attorney against court staff and judges overseeing criminal and domestic cases where he …

“The newest effort that God has impressed upon me to do, to create out of nothing, is to have an Israel institute where we teach and credential PhDs who go out in the Pentagon, the State Department, throughout government, teaching at universities, in schools, in think tanks on what God has to say about Israel and the Jewish people and …

The Toronto Star reports: One sign — and if you find the right corner of the internet, there are many, many signs — is that Monday’s total eclipse passes over a city with a portentous name: Rapture, Indiana. It’s also “shocking,” according to a TikTokker with 2.4 million followers, that the eclipse crosses eight towns named “Nineveh,” the city of …

“Let me give you three primary signs that either you’re operating in witchcraft or the spirit of witchcraft is operating against you. Number one, manipulation, number two, intimidation and number three, domination. “How we get freedom from witchcraft is we keep obeying God. Do not give up, do not give in, do not allow that bullying. You’ve got to pray …

“How’re you doing? I’m here at Mar-a-Lago supporting Kari Lake and it was a fantastic evening and our Trump is here, being the DJ, and I’ve just danced and everyone’s amazed. So I’m just going to say to you, please drop out of college because it’s going to ruin your lives. Do me a favor, drop out, they don’t teach …

“With the current state of the world being one that embraces darkness and rejects the righteousness and design of God, could the mass casualty event in Baltimore have been a sign of the times and a warning to America? It is a attack on our Star Spangled Banner. It’s an attack on everything, and it is dropping so to speak …

The Christian Post reports: “You know when I get concerned? It’s when the enemy leaves me alone.” That was the reaction from an Evangelical pastor in Hawaii after what he described as an “evil spirit” manifested itself during a study on Bible prophecy. The bizarre incident happened at Calvary Chapel Kaneohe on the island of Oahu in Hawaii, as Pastor …

“Welcome to the world of cyber terrorism. Acc to intel sources: The Baltimore bridge collapse was a 9/11 style attack but they won’t admit it and we cannot see it because it was a CYBER ATTACK. All the SCADA systems that run our critical infrastructure like sewage, electric grid, shipping etc are all wide open systems with no encryption because …

“You’d think that would be the number one story in the world. Because what’s happened in our country – and I told our real president this – here’s a bucket. Call this the bucket of common sense. Everybody is jumping into this bucket of common sense. “They look for Jesus when things are going bad. They’re praying and they’re jumping …

“It’s important to note that Haiti is legitimately infested with demonic voodoo. I’ve talked to missionaries that have gone there and they say they’ve seen the darkest stuff that a human being can see. In fact, I know people that have come — that went to Haiti passively as, like, agnostic atheists, and they came back searching for Jesus because …

“Anybody who took a Pfizer is owned by Pfizer. Anybody taking Moderna is owned by Moderna, and they’re calling the species Borg Genesis. It’s not even a human anymore. It’s called Borg Genesis. The people who took the vaccine, they’re not considered human anymore. And they’re actually owned, enslaved by Pfizer or Moderna or whoever they took the shot from. …

“We’re able to add new evidence that just came about three months ago. This evidence is more explosive than any evidence I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot. This is gonna shock the world on Thursday, and it’s — Lou, I’ve never been more optimistic and excited. “I really believe these Supreme Court justices — they have grandchildren, children, …

From the far-right Charisma News: Just how dangerous is artificial intelligence? Could it be used to do the unthinkable and summon demons? In an exclusive interview with Charisma News, Joseph Z gave some warnings about how AI will end up at the forefront of the End Times struggles we will face in the future. “AI, I believe is the system …

The Washington Post reports: Former president Donald Trump took charge of the Republican National Committee this week with the political equivalent of shock and awe — leaving dozens out of work, revamping strategic priorities and raising fears among some former officials about the party’s future support for down-ballot candidates. Trump’s team, led by campaign adviser Chris LaCivita, is bringing in …

The Christian Post reports: With the approval of her co-pastor husband, Reginald Steele of Kingdom Church in Phoenix, Arizona, Kelley Steele warned Christian women in her congregation to avoid withholding sex from their husbands because it’s unbiblical and they could push their husbands in the arms of “some trick, some ho, some homewrecker that will give him exactly what he …

“Instantly, I was in the spirit and I was in heaven. Animals started gathering around us. So I’m sitting between the father and Jesus and a giraffe comes over and licks my face. “A big gorilla, a gorilla that I saw before was pushing the swing one day when I was in heaven with the father and Jesus. And I’m …

The Hill reports: Author Marianne Williamson announced Wednesday that she is “unsuspending” her presidential campaign, claiming American voters are “watching a car crash in slow motion” with the current candidates. “Hey, I have an important announcement to make. As of today, I am unsuspending my campaign for the presidency of the United States,” Williamson said in a video posted to …

“Every time, during luncheon time, I have been here at Capitol Hill to speak on behalf of the one who’s running. You all know who I’m going to say. Yes, it’s number 45, yes, it’s Trump. I’m just gonna say his name right now. “Why not? God talked about him all the time. No matter what you think about him, …