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“It’s important to note that Haiti is legitimately infested with demonic voodoo. I’ve talked to missionaries that have gone there and they say they’ve seen the darkest stuff that a human being can see. In fact, I know people that have come — that went to Haiti passively as, like, agnostic atheists, and they came back searching for Jesus because …

“Anybody who took a Pfizer is owned by Pfizer. Anybody taking Moderna is owned by Moderna, and they’re calling the species Borg Genesis. It’s not even a human anymore. It’s called Borg Genesis. The people who took the vaccine, they’re not considered human anymore. And they’re actually owned, enslaved by Pfizer or Moderna or whoever they took the shot from. …

“We’re able to add new evidence that just came about three months ago. This evidence is more explosive than any evidence I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot. This is gonna shock the world on Thursday, and it’s — Lou, I’ve never been more optimistic and excited. “I really believe these Supreme Court justices — they have grandchildren, children, …

From the far-right Charisma News: Just how dangerous is artificial intelligence? Could it be used to do the unthinkable and summon demons? In an exclusive interview with Charisma News, Joseph Z gave some warnings about how AI will end up at the forefront of the End Times struggles we will face in the future. “AI, I believe is the system …

The Washington Post reports: Former president Donald Trump took charge of the Republican National Committee this week with the political equivalent of shock and awe — leaving dozens out of work, revamping strategic priorities and raising fears among some former officials about the party’s future support for down-ballot candidates. Trump’s team, led by campaign adviser Chris LaCivita, is bringing in …

The Christian Post reports: With the approval of her co-pastor husband, Reginald Steele of Kingdom Church in Phoenix, Arizona, Kelley Steele warned Christian women in her congregation to avoid withholding sex from their husbands because it’s unbiblical and they could push their husbands in the arms of “some trick, some ho, some homewrecker that will give him exactly what he …

“Instantly, I was in the spirit and I was in heaven. Animals started gathering around us. So I’m sitting between the father and Jesus and a giraffe comes over and licks my face. “A big gorilla, a gorilla that I saw before was pushing the swing one day when I was in heaven with the father and Jesus. And I’m …

The Hill reports: Author Marianne Williamson announced Wednesday that she is “unsuspending” her presidential campaign, claiming American voters are “watching a car crash in slow motion” with the current candidates. “Hey, I have an important announcement to make. As of today, I am unsuspending my campaign for the presidency of the United States,” Williamson said in a video posted to …

“Every time, during luncheon time, I have been here at Capitol Hill to speak on behalf of the one who’s running. You all know who I’m going to say. Yes, it’s number 45, yes, it’s Trump. I’m just gonna say his name right now. “Why not? God talked about him all the time. No matter what you think about him, …

Florida Politics reports: Bipartisan legislation that could put religious figures in your child’s classroom passed the House by an 89-25 margin, after a spirited debate in which one of the sponsors called herself a “Holy Roller” and said she “casts out devils.” HB 931, sponsored by Republican Rep. Stan McClain and Democratic Rep. Kim Daniels [photo], would “authorize volunteer school …

“If race and gender are your basis for selecting someone for a job, and the identity of your party is tied to that temple of identity politics, then they will risk looking hypocritical if they sideline her [Kamala Harris] after they sideline Biden. “And I do think Michelle Obama offers them a convenient path out of that problem, somebody who …

From the far-right Charisma News: One powerful tool in combating astral projection is invoking angelic intervention. Develop a keen sense of spiritual discernment to distinguish between divine encounters and deceptive manifestations. Remember that as believers, you possess divine authority over spiritual forces. One powerful tool in combating astral projection is invoking angelic intervention. Believers can confidently call upon the angels, …

Via email from the red-caped Catholic loons: Do you have a moment to defend the honor of God and His Blessed Mother? Because this company is profiting off of blasphemy against them. Mixed Bag MKE, a company in Wisconsin, is throwing a “Swiftie Super Bowl Eve Party” (named after singer Taylor Swift), and is promoting “devotional prayer” candles, where the …

Religion News Service reports: Among a certain cohort of popular evangelical Christian preachers and other conservative personalities, there are some bedrock truths that come not from human reason, they say, but Almighty God. Among them: Donald Trump is the U.S. president, and those who persecute him face death. Joe Biden, the antichrist, should be in prison for treason. Christians should …

Mediaite reports: On Monday morning, former presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy waded into the world of sports commentary by predicting that the upcoming Super Bowl between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers would be rigged for the former in order to set the table for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s endorsement of President Joe Biden this fall. Ramaswamy posited …

James Lasher writes for the far-right Charisma News: Health officials in the nation’s capital have issued a warning regarding a potential measles exposure on Tuesday. The alert comes after an individual with a “confirmed case” traversed two of the busiest airports in the region while returning home from an international trip. None of this should be cause for fear among …

“I think in his speech yesterday, or the day before, that he took a more conciliatory turn and recognizes that the problems that face us right now are enormous, and we could spend a lot of time going after people, or we could address those problems. I think we’ve already seen that President Trump is not a highly vindictive individual, …

Raw Story reports: Alina Habba told a group of nearly 90,000 prayer warriors Sunday that the many court cases of Donald Trump were the work of Satan, new video shows. Habba appeared on the Arc of Grace Ministries’ live broadcast to detail her battle to save America’s justice system from what she described as a nefarious foe. “There’s God’s plan …

Politico reports: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Sunday defended his family’s role in authorizing government surveillance of Martin Luther King, Jr., calling it a necessary step amid the political tensions of the Civil Rights era. Kennedy’s provocative comments came as he was on a campaign trip to Atlanta on the eve of the Martin Luther King., Jr., holiday. “My father …

The Daily Beast reports: “Take your remote, and turn this [bleep] off,” Ramaswamy says in a direct-to-camera ad set to air during the debate. “The mainstream media is trying to rig the Iowa GOP caucus in favor of the corporate candidates who they can control,” Ramaswamy says over an ominous soundtrack. The 38-year-old then proceeds to list off “the truth …