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Harlem hate pastor James David Manning today announced 40 days of fasting and prayer to convince God to make Donald Trump our next president. The fasting and prayer will take place daily between 9AM to 730PM. Then there’s a bunch of typically deranged stuff about Obama, who is definitely a “flat-out stomp-down illegally elected Muslim.” Watch below.

World Net Daily founder and three-time Just For Men Olympics gold medalist Joseph Farah says that Donald Trump should just buy any media outlet that criticizes him. Farah’s plan arises from his long-running feud with Esquire. He writes: Donald Trump has other options in the wake of the magazine calling him “Hater in Chief.” He should turn around and buy …

Yesterday Ted Cruz declared that if liberals continue to dominate the Supreme Court, it won’t be long before religious symbols are chiseled from the tombstones of soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery. I don’t even know what to say about this. Wait, yes I do. GET THE NET.

According to Franklin Graham, the answer to gun violence is not to remove guns from the shelves, it’s to remove video games and movies. Also: more Jesus, stat! From his Facebook page:  Mr. President, you’re looking at the wrong place when it comes to the root cause of gun violence. Your executive actions will do nothing to change this horrific …

As my Twitter followers know, I’ve needled Peter LaBarbera several times for appearing in Janet Porter’s viciously anti-LGBT film alongside Christian activist Ted Shoebat, who regularly calls for the genocide of all homosexuals, atheists, and even Christians who support LGBT rights. For his part, LaBarbera has since denounced Shoebat and has reportedly asked that Shoebat’s segment be excised from the …

Ooh, papa toony! Via Right Wing Watch: Yesterday on “The Liberty Roundtable” radio program, Ammon Bundy defended his seizure of a federal building in Oregon, claiming that the Bible supports his militia’s actions. He explained that the federal government is wrongly prohibiting economic development on the property he seized, insisting that God would rather have the land be developed: “We …

This afternoon Glenn Beck declared that President Obama’s gun control measures will lead to suicides by mentally ill people who won’t seek treatment lest their names be put on a gun confiscation list. Seriously. Oh, and this will also lead to a black market for psychiatry. For realz. Watch below.

According to the Catholic site Crisis, American Muslims are thrilled with the Obergefell ruling because they know it opens the door to polygamy. And then Sharia law will come to America. They write: It’s no secret that Islam is no friend to the gay lifestyle. The issue of gay rights is a non-starter in Muslim-majority societies. In many places, the …

Pat Robertson today revealed that God Himself has told him that Saudi Arabia will burn during the coming world chaos. But Robertson assured viewers that his network and Regent University will nevertheless see a “year of prosperity” while, presumably, millions die. Watch below.

The red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family, & Property decided that the best way to convince college students to oppose hot hot homo marriage was to confront them with bagpipes and comparisons to incest. The students reacted as you’d expect, therefore demonstrating their hatred of White Jesus and the freedom of speech. Watch below. TFP openly advocates for replacing the …

“Why wouldn’t Hillary Clinton get full rein upon this nation to continue the destructive pattern, destroy the social fabric of the nation — the family, of course — so that of course there will be 75 percent of kids born outside of wedlock to single mothers by the year 2030, so to be sure that tremendous majorities of American kids …

“We actually went outside and started commanding the winds because God had given us authority over the winds – the airways. And we just began to command this storm not to hit our area. We spoke to the storm and said, ‘Go to unpopulated places.’ It did exactly what we said to do because God gave us the authority to …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Extremist right-wing activist Theodore Shoebat dedicated his most recent video to railing against the evils of Hinduism, declaring that if he was a dictator, he would invade India, destroy all Hindu temples and force everyone to convert to Christianity. After complaining, without a hint of irony, that he regularly gets compared to ISIS …

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Saturday, Mission America’s Linda Harvey spoke with Peter LaBarbera of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality about how she and other anti-gay activists are running out of places to shop because so many major businesses have announced their support for LGBT rights. Harvey criticized the Human Rights Campaign’s Corporate Equality Index, which she …

Ooh, papa toony! Via Raw Story: Northern Exposure actress Janine Turner asserted to Fox Business News on Monday that Darth Vader’s costume was black because Star Wars movies were based on the Bible. Over the weekend, MSNBC host Melissa Harris Perry had suggested that there was a racial component to Darth Vader’s character because he was dressed in black and …

Under the direct orders of White Jesus, GOP Tennessee state Rep. Mark Pody has drafted a bill to “nullify” the Supreme Court’s Obergefell ruling as “unauthoritative and void.” Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Pody declared that, in the wake of the Supreme Court’s ruling, God told him that he was called to be a watchman, tasked with warning …

GOP Virginia Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall, who failed in his 2014 bid for the US House despite an endorsement from Phyllis Schlafly, is back with more crazy talk. Via Blue Virginia: Well, now the Virginia General Assembly is gearing up for its 2016 session, and Sideshow Bob is baaaaack….with more crazy, hateful, bigoted legislation. This time, it’s HB77 on “sex …

Last week Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning met with Donald Trump and followed up that meeting with a promise to murder the families of any protesters that disrupt his church. And then piss on their graves. Today Pastor Manning would like you to know that watching pharmaceutical commercials will give you cancer. “I’ve noticed too many people getting sick …

File this one next to the pyramids story. Via ABC News: Addressing the Republican Jewish Coalition today, Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson told a story about how the Star of David came to be on the U.S. dollar bill. Only one problem: There’s no Star of David on the dollar bill. Carson was telling the story of wealthy Jewish …

Well, that didn’t take long. You knew we’d get blamed, right? “People are saying, ‘Why didn’t God prevent this?’ Look, we’ve for 45 years told God to leave us alone. Fifty-seven to sixty million babies aborted, now our Supreme Court has deviated from natural law to case law and we’ve redefined marriage. God forgive us for the murder of the …