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Glenn Beck: Obama’s Gun Control Actions Will Lead To Suicides By Mentally Ill People [VIDEO]

This afternoon Glenn Beck declared that President Obama’s gun control measures will lead to suicides by mentally ill people who won’t seek treatment lest their names be put on a gun confiscation list. Seriously. Oh, and this will also lead to a black market for psychiatry. For realz. Watch below.

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Catholic Site: Obergefell Will Bring Islamic Sharia Law

According to the Catholic site Crisis, American Muslims are thrilled with the Obergefell ruling because they know it opens the door to polygamy. And then Sharia law will come to America. They write: It’s no secret that Islam is no friend to the gay lifestyle. The issue of gay rights is a non-starter in Muslim-majority societies. In many places, the …

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Pat Robertson: God Told Me That I’ll Make Lots Of Money During Coming World Chaos [VIDEO]

Pat Robertson today revealed that God Himself has told him that Saudi Arabia will burn during the coming world chaos. But Robertson assured viewers that his network and Regent University will nevertheless see a “year of prosperity” while, presumably, millions die. Watch below.

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Red-Caped Catholic Loons Taunt Students [VIDEO]

The red-caped Catholic loons of Tradition, Family, & Property decided that the best way to convince college students to oppose hot hot homo marriage was to confront them with bagpipes and comparisons to incest. The students reacted as you’d expect, therefore demonstrating their hatred of White Jesus and the freedom of speech. Watch below. TFP openly advocates for replacing the …

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Pastor Kevin Swanson: Hillary Clinton Will Lead Most American Kids Into Homosexuality [AUDIO]

“Why wouldn’t Hillary Clinton get full rein upon this nation to continue the destructive pattern, destroy the social fabric of the nation — the family, of course — so that of course there will be 75 percent of kids born outside of wedlock to single mothers by the year 2030, so to be sure that tremendous majorities of American kids …

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TEXAS: Christian Woman Claims She Used “God’s Authority” To Divert Tornado Towards Her Neighbors

“We actually went outside and started commanding the winds because God had given us authority over the winds – the airways. And we just began to command this storm not to hit our area. We spoke to the storm and said, ‘Go to unpopulated places.’ It did exactly what we said to do because God gave us the authority to …

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Christian Activist Ted Shoebat: The Feds Should Send SWAT Teams To Shut Down Yoga Studios [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Extremist right-wing activist Theodore Shoebat dedicated his most recent video to railing against the evils of Hinduism, declaring that if he was a dictator, he would invade India, destroy all Hindu temples and force everyone to convert to Christianity. After complaining, without a hint of irony, that he regularly gets compared to ISIS …

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Linda Harvey: Pro-LGBT Companies Make Christians Feel Like They Work In Concentration Camps [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Saturday, Mission America’s Linda Harvey spoke with Peter LaBarbera of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality about how she and other anti-gay activists are running out of places to shop because so many major businesses have announced their support for LGBT rights. Harvey criticized the Human Rights Campaign’s Corporate Equality Index, which she …

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Nutjob Actress Janine Turner: Darth Vader Is Black Because Star Wars Is Based on The Bible [VIDEO]

Ooh, papa toony! Via Raw Story: Northern Exposure actress Janine Turner asserted to Fox Business News on Monday that Darth Vader’s costume was black because Star Wars movies were based on the Bible. Over the weekend, MSNBC host Melissa Harris Perry had suggested that there was a racial component to Darth Vader’s character because he was dressed in black and …

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TENNESSEE: State Rep. Mark Pody Says God Told Him To Draft Bill To “Void” Obergefell Ruling [VIDEO]

Under the direct orders of White Jesus, GOP Tennessee state Rep. Mark Pody has drafted a bill to “nullify” the Supreme Court’s Obergefell ruling as “unauthoritative and void.” Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Pody declared that, in the wake of the Supreme Court’s ruling, God told him that he was called to be a watchman, tasked with warning …

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VIRGINIA: GOP State Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall Intros Bill To Override Federal LGBT Protections

GOP Virginia Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall, who failed in his 2014 bid for the US House despite an endorsement from Phyllis Schlafly, is back with more crazy talk. Via Blue Virginia: Well, now the Virginia General Assembly is gearing up for its 2016 session, and Sideshow Bob is baaaaack….with more crazy, hateful, bigoted legislation. This time, it’s HB77 on “sex …

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Pastor James Manning: TV Gives You Cancer [VIDEO]

Last week Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning met with Donald Trump and followed up that meeting with a promise to murder the families of any protesters that disrupt his church. And then piss on their graves. Today Pastor Manning would like you to know that watching pharmaceutical commercials will give you cancer. “I’ve noticed too many people getting sick …

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Dr. Stabby: There’s A Star Of David On The $1 Bill

File this one next to the pyramids story. Via ABC News: Addressing the Republican Jewish Coalition today, Republican presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson told a story about how the Star of David came to be on the U.S. dollar bill. Only one problem: There’s no Star of David on the dollar bill. Carson was telling the story of wealthy Jewish …

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Pastor Alex McFarland: God Sent The San Bernardino Terrorists Because Of Gay Marriage [VIDEO]

Well, that didn’t take long. You knew we’d get blamed, right? “People are saying, ‘Why didn’t God prevent this?’ Look, we’ve for 45 years told God to leave us alone. Fifty-seven to sixty million babies aborted, now our Supreme Court has deviated from natural law to case law and we’ve redefined marriage. God forgive us for the murder of the …

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Enter The San Bernardino Truthers [VIDEO]

As with every mass shooting including last week’s attack in Colorado, YouTube is lighting up with claims that yesterday’s mass shooting in San Bernardino was a “false flag hoax” using “crisis actors” in order to further the Illuminati, establish a New World Order, grab everybody’s guns, and criminalize Christianity. It’s all been predicted in the bible, people! Or something! Also …

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Flip Benham: Homosexuals Are The Most Violent Community And They Want Christians Dead [VIDEO]

“HGTV is Homosexual Garbage Television. You’ve got to know that that’s trash. I mean, the homosexual community came after them with a vengeance. You see, the homosexual community doesn’t want to just get you fired or something like that, they want to destroy you! They want to destroy everything because inside of them, their heart is raging against the Lord …

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Marco Rubio: Terrorism Is Part Of God’s Plan

In an interview published today by the Christian Post, Sen. Marco Rubio declares that ISIS and Al Queda are just part of God’s unknowable “broader plan.” From the interview: Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio spoke about seeking God’s guidance, arguing that the deadly terrorist attacks in Paris last month and in the United States on Sept. 11, 2001, were both …

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Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse Money Beg: The Illuminati Are Attacking My YouTube Channel [VIDEO]

The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse & Co-Prophet Of The End Times would like you to send him some money to compensate for his having to buy a new iPhone because the Illuminati are attacking the monetizaton of his YouTube channel. For realz, you guys! Watch below.

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Mat Staver: Obama’s America Is Like Nazi Germany

“We are living under an oppressive regime that is pushing America’s Christians into a ‘spiral of silence.’ I am calling on every friend of Liberty Counsel to rise up and be heard! German political scientist Elisabeth Noelle-Neumann coined the term ‘spiral of silence.’ Noelle-Neumann began her career working for a newspaper during Hitler’s era. She found that people conceal their …

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TEXAS: Republican Leader Tanya Robertson Calls For Statewide Ballot On Secession From USA

Texas Republican Party committee member Tanya Robertson wants to place a secession vote on the GOP primary ballot. The Houston Chronicle reports: Robertson, State Republican Executive Committee member for Senate District 11, which covers parts of Harris, Galveston and Brazoria counties, said she’ll present the resolution at the committee’s December 4 meeting in Austin, and that she already has support …

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