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Christian Anti-Defamation Commission: Only Christian Males Are Eligible For Public Office [VIDEO]

“What should be look for in our elected officials? The first qualification is they must be a Christian. What a candidate professes about God is absolutely critical, it will profoundly shape his leadership. Genuine reverence for the Lord is the foundation of knowledge so we need a leader who is alive spiritually and who will lead in the fear of …

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Sarah Palin Endorsement Word Salad Deluxe [VIDEO]

Wearing a disco-spangled top that sent Twitter into paroxysms of mocking, Sarah Palin took us back to 2008 tonight with a shrieking, rambling, rootin’-tootin’ word salad endorsement of Donald Trump that had cable hosts openly snickering during their live feed of the speech delivered from Iowa. NBC News has a bit: “What he has been able to do, which is …

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SOUTH CAROLINA: GOP Rep. Mike Pitts Introduces Bill Requiring Journalists To Register With State

Outrageously unconstitutional on its face, but when has that stopped a teabagger? Via the Associated Press: South Carolina journalists would be required to register with the government before reporting the state’s news under a bill introduced Tuesday by a Republican state lawmaker. The proposal would establish a “responsible journalism registry” with requirements that journalists must meet before working for a …

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Dr. Stabby: Change Your Facebook Profile Photo To Stand Against Evil Godless Liberal Progressives

Via Mediaite: Dr. Ben Carson took to Facebook Tuesday to entreat his followers to take a stand against “liberal progressives,” asking them to “change your profile picture to you holding a ‘In God We Trust’ sign if you believe God should remain a core principle of our nation.” “Carson cares about God and America. Obama cares more about his climate …

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Franklin Graham Warns Christians: Keep Satanic Gay People Away From Your Children & Churches [AUDIO]

“We have allowed the Enemy to come into our churches. I was talking to some Christians and they were talking about how they invited these gay children to come into their home and to come into the church and that they were wanting to influence them. And I thought to myself, they’re not going to influence those kids; those kids …

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Kim Davis: Obama’s SOTU Ignored The Christians Being “Literally Mashed Down” By His Gay Agenda [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “He had made the statement that everybody was free to marry who they love, and, of course, that’s the stand that I stood against. And it’s not, for me, it never was a gay or a lesbian issue. It’s about standing up for the word of the God and as God …

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OREGON: Armed Militia Nutjobs Vow To “Arrest” Local County Officials For Making So Much Fun Of Them

Via Raw Story: The armed militants who have taken over an Oregon wildlife refuge appear to be moving toward “indicting” county officials who they say mocked them by threatening to impose a $70,000-a-day bill for their ongoing occupation. Ammon Bundy said a bogus “grand jury” set up by the militants had served notices of intent Wednesday to various Harney County …

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Former Rep. Michele Bachmann: Christians Are Living Under The “Tyranny” Of The Hate Crimes Act [VIDEO]

“It’s political correctness that rules the day. So when you’re part of a favored group, then you get special benefits that nobody else gets. That’s the very form of tyranny because when government supposedly gives something — government has nothing to give, they have to take it away from other people. So when they give it to that certain group, …

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Sarah Palin: Obama Is “Bending Over” For Iran

“Here we go again, coddling the enemy and implementing rules of engagement that prohibit our military from doing its job. Iran captures our warriors before forcing the U.S. to apologize for the ENEMY’S bullying and endangerment, all to send a (false) message that America is now so weak we’ve fallen insurmountably far under the enemy. As Sen. McCain just said …

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Cindy Jacobs: I Commanded The Clouds Over Israel To Dissipate During A 700 Club Photo Shoot [VIDEO]

Wearing one of her trademark Star Trek: The Next Generation pleather dresses, Prophetess Cindy Jacobs has revealed how she used the authority of White Jesus to order clouds over Jerusalem to dissipate during a photo shoot for Pat Robertson’s 700 Club. The Friendly Atheist has the transcript: A friend came to me and said, “Cindy, do something!” This is what …

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American Family Association: America Should Pray That Obama Doesn’t Seize Permanent Power [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: A listener called into Rios’ American Family Radio program this morning to predict that “Obama is not going to step down” from office, much like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chávez, because “he’s going to enact martial law” and possibly stoke a “civil war.” Rios, naturally, agreed with the listener’s assessment, suggesting that Obama …

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Yesterday Louie Gohmert Wanted To Bomb Iran

Watch below. “When our Navy ships have problems, we don’t call Iran. We call the rest of the Navy, we can call the Air Force, the Army, the Marines, the Coast Guard. We don’t call Iran! For the Iranians to even issue a statement at all saying, ‘We are going to release them soon,’ tells you that they control whether …

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Oregon Militia: Stop Sending Us Bags Of Dicks! [VIDEO]

Via Gawker: Oregon militia organizer Jon Ritzheimer really, really fuckin’ hates Uncle Sam. But what he hates even more is all of the obscene and generally unhelpful emails and packages that strangers from around the country and Gawker are sending to his band of armchair commandos. In a new Facebook post and accompanying video, Ritzheimer says he’s sick of this …

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Rafael Cruz Prays That God Elects Ted Cruz [AUDIO]

“We commit this campaign to You, Father. We commit this next three or four months to You, Father, that righteousness will prevail, Father. That You’ll wake up that sleeping giant, Father. Lord God, we did it in 1980 when we mobilized millions of Christians, millions of Christians across America to help elect whom I consider the greatest president since Abraham …

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Harlem Hate Pastor Announces 40 Days Of Fasting & Prayer: Ask God To Make Trump Our President [VIDEO]

Harlem hate pastor James David Manning today announced 40 days of fasting and prayer to convince God to make Donald Trump our next president. The fasting and prayer will take place daily between 9AM to 730PM. Then there’s a bunch of typically deranged stuff about Obama, who is definitely a “flat-out stomp-down illegally elected Muslim.” Watch below.

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World Net Daily Founder Joseph Farah: Trump Should Just Buy Any Media Company That Criticizes Him

World Net Daily founder and three-time Just For Men Olympics gold medalist Joseph Farah says that Donald Trump should just buy any media outlet that criticizes him. Farah’s plan arises from his long-running feud with Esquire. He writes: Donald Trump has other options in the wake of the magazine calling him “Hater in Chief.” He should turn around and buy …

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Ted Cruz Out-Cruzes Himself With Crazy Talk

Yesterday Ted Cruz declared that if liberals continue to dominate the Supreme Court, it won’t be long before religious symbols are chiseled from the tombstones of soldiers at Arlington National Cemetery. I don’t even know what to say about this. Wait, yes I do. GET THE NET.

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Franklin Graham Goes Full Derp On Gun Control

According to Franklin Graham, the answer to gun violence is not to remove guns from the shelves, it’s to remove video games and movies. Also: more Jesus, stat! From his Facebook page:  Mr. President, you’re looking at the wrong place when it comes to the root cause of gun violence. Your executive actions will do nothing to change this horrific …

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Ted Shoebat: Peter LaBarbera Is A “Filthy Pig” For Not Backing God’s Call To Execute Homosexuals [VIDEO]

As my Twitter followers know, I’ve needled Peter LaBarbera several times for appearing in Janet Porter’s viciously anti-LGBT film alongside Christian activist Ted Shoebat, who regularly calls for the genocide of all homosexuals, atheists, and even Christians who support LGBT rights. For his part, LaBarbera has since denounced Shoebat and has reportedly asked that Shoebat’s segment be excised from the …

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OREGON: Militia Nutjob Ammon Bundy Declares Bible Supports Seizure Of Public Lands [AUDIO]

Ooh, papa toony! Via Right Wing Watch: Yesterday on “The Liberty Roundtable” radio program, Ammon Bundy defended his seizure of a federal building in Oregon, claiming that the Bible supports his militia’s actions. He explained that the federal government is wrongly prohibiting economic development on the property he seized, insisting that God would rather have the land be developed: “We …

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