Last week I reported that Christian activist Ted Shoebat has agreed to debate fellow anti-LGBT activist Michael Brown over whether Jesus would stone homosexuals to death. On Friday night Shoebat’s father, an allegedly fake former Palestinian terrorist, accused “sodomite blasphemer” me of tricking Brown, Peter LaBarbera, and other anti-gay nutjobs into calling me their lord and personal savior. Because of …
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Glenn Beck Is Fasting For Ted Cruz To Win Nevada
Yesterday Glenn Beck invited his followers to join him in not eating tomorrow so that God will see they are totally serious about wanting Ted Cruz to win Tuesday’s Nevada GOP caucus. After much mocking on his Facebook page, this morning Beck posted a response: Reading posts today proves the point that the Church is dead asleep. Since when has …
Read More »Bryan Fischer: Satan Controls Trump Backers [VIDEO]
“You look at Donald Trump and there is something, to me, that is unnatural about his level of support. Something there that you cannot explain based on the world that we can see, based on natural causes, based on what is rational and logical and understandable. There is something that is beyond the world of nature that’s going on there. …
Read More »Wingnut Site: Hillary Murdered Antonin Scalia
Are you bored silly with all these “Obama killed Scalia” claims? Tired of rolling your eyes at “God killed Scalia so Ted Cruz can become president”? Well, you’re in luck because we now have another suspect. Via Liberty News: How in the world could the death of a Supreme Court justice on a remote ranch in Texas be linked to …
Read More »Pastor Rick Wiles: Obama Murdered Antonin Scalia As Human Sacrifice To Pagan Fascism [AUDIO]
Brian Tashman writes: Yesterday on “Trunews,” End Times radio host Rick Wiles discussed “the possible occult connections” to the death of Justice Antonin Scalia, whom he concluded was murdered by President Obama and was a human sacrifice to mark the pagan festival of Lupercalia. Wiles explained that the “Luciferian” “devil-worshipers” who control the government are out for blood, noting that …
Read More »Glenn Beck: God Killed Antonin Scalia In Order To Make Sure Ted Cruz Becomes President [VIDEO]
Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Glenn Beck was on the road today and unable to host his radio program, but he did find time to call in and offer his theory about why God allowed Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia to die so close to the next presidential election. After Beck’s co-host Pat Gray wondered why God simply …
Read More »Rafael Cruz: Satan Will Destroy America If President Obama Gets To Make SCOTUS Appointment [VIDEO]
Loony tunes Rafael Cruz appeared on CBN today to tell Pat Robertson that America will surely be destroyed if Obama gets to name Scalia’s successor, adding “with that [gay marriage] decision on June 26th, the devil overplayed his hand.” Right Wing Watch reports: “We must return to the Judeo-Christian, the biblical, the constitutional foundations that this country was built upon,” …
Read More »Alex Jones: President Obama Killed Antonin Scalia And Donald Trump Just Might Be Next [VIDEO]
Because of course. From Right Wing Watch: In an “emergency transmission” to his Facebook fans today, conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones floated his suspicions that the late Justice Antonin Scalia was “murdered,” just like conservative activist Andrew Breitbart. While accusing Obama of a litany crimes, including secretly funding ISIS and blackmailing Supreme Court justices, Jones said that “this is …
Read More »Ben Shapiro Goes Chicken Little: Justice Antonin Scalia’s Death Could Mark The End The Constitution
“In the end, Scalia’s death could mark the end of the Constitution itself. That’s because the current Supreme Court rested, until Scalia’s death, on the vague, confused, indeterminate philosophy of Justice Anthony Kennedy, who apparently decides cases on the basis of whether he has a solid bowel movement that morning. That means that half the time, the Constitution has a …
Read More »Heidi Cruz: The Election Of My Husband Will Show America The Face Of The God We All Serve [AUDIO]
“We are at a cultural crossroads in our country, and if we can be in this race to show this country the face of the God that we serve — this Christian God that we serve is the foundation of our country, our country was built on Judeo-Christian values, we are a nation of freedom of religion, but the God …
Read More »Trump Endorser Alex Jones: Bernie Sanders’ Supporters Need To Have Their Jaws Broken [VIDEO]
Donald Trump’s biggest fan in Teabagistan has gone on a rant that must be seen to be believed, even by Alex Jones’ usual spittle-flecked standards. Brian Tashman recaps at Right Wing Watch: He said that Sanders’ campaign is catching on because “stupid, snot-nosed, crud” liberals adore Mao Zedong while they “live off the backs of everybody that fought Nazism and …
Read More »Eugene Delgaudio Stalks Rubio Campaign
Ever since that dark and stormy night when long-haired men in warehouses voted Eugene Delgaudio out of office, he’s had a lot of time on his hands. Therefore ole Eugene is stalking the Rubio campaign with signs accusing him of being part of that famously well-appointed Homosexual Lobby due the support of pro-gay billionaire Paul Singer. He writes: Why has …
Read More »Scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland: Ted Cruz Has Been Anointed By God To Become President [VIDEO]
Megachurch scamvangelist, tongues-speaker, and faith-healer Kenneth Copeland has declared that White Jesus Himself has anointed Ted Cruz to become president. Watch below. Following Copeland’s endorsement, church leaders joined him on the stage to lay hands upon Rafael Cruz and predict a “wave of spiritual awakening from coast to coast.” Copeland, as you may know, got his start as the chauffeur …
Read More »RUSSIA: Prosecutors Consider Whether Media Coverage Of Tiger-Goat Friendship Constitutes Gay Propaganda
Not the Onion. Via The Guardian: Russian prosecutors have begun considering whether media coverage of the unexpected friendship between a male tiger and goat at a safari park in the country’s far east counts as gay propaganda. Novosibirsk lawyer Alexei Krestyanov complained to the prosecutor general last month that information about the animals living together could harm children by provoking …
Read More »Harlem Hate Pastor: Fags Will Have Babies Through Their Anus Before I Let Them Have My Church [VIDEO]
“This is the lord’s house! This ain’t no damn bathhouse! It ain’t no fag house! And before you can ever own this property – hook or crook – men who are fags with testicles will be carrying babies in their testicles and giving birth to them through their anus. That’s how impossible it is for you to get this house. …
Read More »Ted Cruz Prayer Team: Satan Rejoices Every Time One Of Our Emails Doesn’t Go Through [AUDIO]
A few days ago the Dallas Morning News took a look at Ted Cruz’s “prayer team” – his group of supporters in charge of making sure that White Jesus stops inquisitive journalists from unleashing Satan upon the campaign. An excerpt: The devil is addressed as a direct, if corporeal threat regularly invoked by pastors on the prayer calls. “Satan would …
Read More »Hate Pastor: Foreclosure On My Church Is Illegal Because We’re Exempt From Paying Bills [VIDEO]
Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning today posted a 13-minute rant in which he declares that the coming public auction of his church is illegal because he’s already won court cases exempting ATLAH from paying water and sewage bills. Those rulings will probably comes as surprises to the court that ordered the auction as well to all the other churches …
Read More »BOOM LOWERED: State Court Orders Harlem Hate Church Be Placed At Public Auction Over Unpaid Bills
BOOM! DNA Info has the scoop: The church that thinks “Jesus would stone homos” is scheduled to be put up for public auction next month because their pastor hasn’t paid his debts. A state judge ordered Atlah Worldwide Church to be sold at a public foreclosure auction after failing to pay creditors more than $1.02 million, court records show. Church …
Read More »Mat Staver: Homosexuals Have Imposed An Islam-Style “Jizya Tax” On American Christians [AUDIO]
“Deep in the Islamic tradition is jizya, a tax which forces non-Muslims to pay an exorbitant fee for living within a Muslim state. Now, from farmers in New York to those offering wedding cakes, photography and other services, all have been fined thousands, and sometimes more than a hundred thousand dollars for having and acting on a religious belief that …
Read More »Rep. Louie Gohmert Call For Impeaching Supreme Court Justices Over Obergefell Ruling [AUDIO]
Gohmert Pyle is SO 2015. Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: In an interview with Florida talk radio host Joyce Kaufman on Friday, Gohmert falsely claimed that church-state separation decisions in the 1950s and 1960s mandated that “you can’t talk about God in schools and public places.” But, he said, the Supreme Court did something even worse with Obergefell. …
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