Tag Archives: loony tunes

Janet Porter: Evolution Is Illogical

“Evolution is illogical. A human needs a number of very complex, interdependent systems to live and survive. Systems like the nervous, digestive, circulatory, skeletal, and muscular systems must be in operation at the same time which means they could not have evolved independently over millions of years. “For evolution to be true, that would mean that the intricacy of the …

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Christian Activist Christine Weick Screams At “Pagan” Christian Kids For Having Easter Egg Hunt [VIDEO]

When we last heard from nutbag Christian activist Christine Weick she was screaming at the father of pop star Katy Perry because his daughter is controlled by Satan. Last weekend Weick decided to scream at kids attending a church-sponsored Easter egg hunt on a Tennessee hill, all while brandishing a stuffed Easter bunny on a cross. For real. Watch below. …

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Eugene Delguadio: Big Business Is Committing “Economic Terrorism” With Threats Of State Boycotts

We haven’t heard much from loony tunes Eugene Delguadio since all those long-haired men in warehouses conspired to thwart his reelection, but today he has a message about North Carolina and Georgia. He writes: The Left feels it is appropriate for major employers to threaten the economy of an entire state — just because those voters and their elected representatives …

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Linda Harvey: Boycott The NFL & The NBA

“North Carolina’s GOP leaders did not cave to pressure from the NBA, now proudly inclusive of depravity, which threatened to move the All-Star game. What happened to real men in pro sports? Or are their spiteful lesbian lawyers calling the shots? Time for some boycotts, sports fans. The battle in Atlanta came from homosexual allies in the business community, with …

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Glenn Beck: Ted Cruz Was Divinely Anointed By God And Raised From Birth To Be President [VIDEO]

“I have seen this man’s life. I have watched this man. I have prayed about this man. I have prayed about it by myself, out loud, in quiet, with my family, with my staff, and I happen to believe that Ted Cruz actually was anointed for this time. Would there not be someone that was in the pool that might …

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Michele Bachmann: God Sent The Brussels Terrorists To Humiliate Obama For His Treatment Of Israel

“Our president’s humiliation comes in a manner so devastating it makes one wonder whether the Creator of humankind isn’t reminding this world of the inferiority of foolishness in the face of wisdom. The president once again mocked his nemesis, the Jewish people and the nation of Israel, by cleverly turning the international press corps toward his brilliant work in Cuba, …

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Alex Jones: Satan Is Trying To Steal Space Travel From Humanity And Only Trump Can Stop Him [VIDEO]

Alex Jones today went on one of his trademark screaming rants in which he declared that Satan is trying stop humanity from achieving space travel and only Donald Trump can stop him. Right Wing Watch has some of the transcript: It’s the Devil. The churches aren’t going to tell you. It is an alien force, not of this world, attacking …

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Starnes Blames Obama For Rally Violence [VIDEO]

Right Wing Watch has the quote: “The person responsible for fomenting political unrest is not Donald Trump,” Starnes said, “It’s President Obama. For the past seven and a half years, this man has been stoking division and discord. You want to talk about creating controversy? Fine. Let’s talk about Baltimore and Ferguson, Missouri, and Trayvon Martin. President Obama is the …

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Cruz-Aligned Pastor Kevin Swanson Calls For Executing “Pro-Homosexual” Girl Scout Leaders [AUDIO]

The pastor who called for executing homosexuals shortly before interviewing Ted Cruz is back with more Christian Love™. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Swanson, who has spent years calling for a boycott of Girl Scouts cookies and accusing the organization of promoting communism and turning girls into lesbians, said that Girl Scouts leaders have violated Jesus’ teaching that …

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Rafael Cruz: Not Fighting Same-Sex Marriage Is Like Staying Silent During The Rise Of The Nazis [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Rafael Cruz, the father of Sen. Ted Cruz, is no fan of the Supreme Court’s landmark gay marriage decision — calling it the work of Satan and destructive to society — or gay people in general, so it was no surprise to hear him bring up Nazi Germany in an interview last month …

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Money Beg: Tell The World Trump Isn’t A Christian

Just like he did in 2008 with Obama, Gary Cass and his Christian Anti-Defamation Commission have launched a money beg to tell the world somebody doesn’t love White Jesus. This time the target is Donald Trump. Cass writes: Despite his claims, the life, values and words of Donald Trump have yet to show any fruit of a repentant sinner saved …

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Alex Jones: Marco Rubio Just Can’t Help Himself, He Has A Gay Obsession With Trump’s Penis [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: InfoWars newscaster and far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones spoke with Wayne Madsen about Marco Rubio’s supposed secret “gay past.” Jones, a vocal supporter of Donald Trump (who has appeared on Jones’ show and commended Jones’ “amazing” reputation), asked Madsen about the Florida senator’s joke regarding Trump wetting himself at a prior debate and …

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TEXAS: Travis County GOP Implodes As Party Chairman Robert Morrow Goes On Insane Twitter Attack

Above are just a few of the tweets unleashed in the last 24 hours. More are below. From Talking Points Memo: The vice chair of the Republican Party in Travis County, Texas wants to remove the newly-elected chairman of the chapter from his post over comments he tweeted Tuesday about the Clintons having sex and jailing members of the Bush …

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Pastor John Hagee: Vote For The Bible Today [VIDEO]

Pastor John Hagee, who says that Sodom & Gomorrah was only a “pilot study” for killing homosexuals, is urging his followers to get out today and “vote for the bible.” Because if they don’t, godless liberals will increase their “savage attack” on the freedom of religion and all Americans will lose their guns. According to the clip below, five of …

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Rafael Cruz: Only My Godly Son Can Spare America From God’s (Probably Murderous) Judgment [AUDIO]

“Look at the example of Josiah, King Josiah, in the Old Testament. The people of Israel, where judgment was imminent, because a godly man, a man that brought the people back to the law – and what just happened is judgment was deferred, and so it restored confidence in the people. All we need is a leader that will take …

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ALABAMA: Lawyer Sues Obergfell Majority SCOTUS Justices For $6M For Causing Him Mental Anguish

Alabama lawyer Austin Burdick has filed a $6M federal lawsuit against the five Supreme Court justices who voted with the majority in Obergefell. Because mental anguish. And other stuff! Seriously! AL.com reports: Burdick is suing the five justices for violations of the 5th Amendment, breach of contract, breach of fiduciary duty and seeks, among other things compensatory damages, punitive damages, …

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Rafael Cruz: Real Christians Don’t Back Trump [AUDIO]

“I think that they’re defining evangelicals in a very loose manner. If we look at the numbers, those that are people that call themselves born-again Christians that are committed to the lord, we won overwhelmingly among that group. Unfortunately — and this is a message that I have been carrying to America, as you said, for several years — there …

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The Daily Show Reports On Ali Forney Center’s Campaign To Buy Harlem Hate Church [VIDEO]

Last night the Daily Show ran a segment in which reporter Jessica Williams interviewed Ali Forney Center founder Carl Siciliano and Harlem hate Pastor James Manning about the coming foreclosure auction of his church. Manning repeated his “Starbucks semen latte” claims to a dumbfounded Williams and also repeated his vow that gay men will “have babies out of their asshole” …

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Michele Bachmann: Get A Brain If You Don’t Know That A Biblical Society Is The Key To Prosperity [VIDEO]

“Get a brain and figure it out. Don’t you want to live better? Don’t you want to be more prosperous? Don’t you want to be happier? Don’t you want to be free? Don’t you want poor people to do well? Don’t you want to love your neighbor? If you want all those things, David, you would embrace competition with both …

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Glenn Beck: We’re On The Path To Violent Revolution If Ted Cruz Is Not Elected President [VIDEO]

“I want to make sure that you hear this because the media will spin this out of control and they’ll make it into another crazy conspiracy theory, but I just want to point out: 1999, I talked about Osama bin Laden in New York and said that their would be blood and bodies in the streets and the signature would …

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