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Anne Graham Lotz: God Sends Terrorists & Bad Weather To Punish Americans For Defying Jesus [VIDEO]

Anne Graham Lotz, sister of Franklin Graham, appeared on the radio show of wingnut Steve Deace today. Take it away Right Wing Watch: Lotz told Deace she was praying that “some of this craziness would settle down” in a nation that “seems to be shaking its fist in God’s face and telling him to get out of our politics, get …

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Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: Obama Founded The Taliban And Ordered 9/11 Attacks [VIDEO]

“Obama worked as a CIA operative in Afghanistan. He is the one who established the Taliban. He was the one that was integral in the process of putting Osama’s financial network together. Obama was a mastermind in putting Osama Bin Laden and putting the Taliban and Al-Quaeda together. The man that took down the World Trade Center, the man that …

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ARKANSAS: Man Threatens To Kill Seven Mayors And Raise “Christian Army” To Overthrow US Government

Arkansas Online reports: A Mineral Springs man accused of mailing threatening letters in January 2015 to seven Arkansas mayors is going back to jail on a federal judge’s order. Maverick Dean Bryan, 55, was released by U.S. Magistrate Judge Caroline Craven after a detention hearing March 28 in Texarkana’s downtown federal building. Assistant U.S. Attorney David Harris was so opposed …

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Sandy Rios: Target’s Transgender Policy Is Part Of The Marxist Plot For Complete Sexual Anarchy In America

American Family Association spokes-hater Sandy Rios appeared on Breitbart’s SiriusXM channel today to speak in her typically reasonable way about Target. Some quotes: “We have a push from the left to deconstruct everything that’s called normal. And that includes sexuality. It’s part of the Marxist theory to deconstruct the family and to recreate new systems. And so, I’m not saying …

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BarbWire: Target Must Be Boycotted Into Bankruptcy

“Target must be destroyed, not just boycotted and humbled into submission regarding their love affair with the LGBT crowd. I support the present boycott of Target; however, it is not a winning strategy. If we hold to the boycott and it grows with intensity until Target’s parking lot is almost empty then Target’s CEO will be forced to back down, …

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Glenn Beck Launches 24-Hour Fast So God Understands That Ted Cruz Should Win Tomorrow’s Indiana Primary

“We all agree, America is at a cross roads. If we choose a King, he will give us one. He always does. But because we are the only nation since ancient Israel to have actually made a covenant with Him, it must be broken, I believe by all of us. “I realize many will mock this theory, but in a …

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Those Nazi Freaks At Target Are Going To Get Us All Killed In A Nuclear War [AUDIO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Far-right radio host Rick Wiles devoted the first half of his “Trunews” program on Monday to railing against Target’s policy of allowing transgender people to use the restroom that matches their gender identity, warning that the retail chain’s bathroom policy has helped turn America into Sodom and Gomorrah, which God will now destroy …

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Donald Trump On Nuking ISIS: I’ll Never Rule It Out

Politico reports: When it comes to using nuclear weapons against the Islamic State, Donald Trump said Thursday that he would be the last person to do so. But that does not mean he would completely remove the option, remarking in an interview that he would “never, ever” keep it off the table. “I don’t want to rule out anything. I …

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Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson: Gays Love Each Other Just Like Cannibals Love Their Victims [AUDIO]

“Get your kids out of the gender-neutral schools, get your kids out of the gender-confused mess, pull them away from the wrong discipleship programs and please do not send them to the NAMBLA preschool right down the street or the GLSEN kindergarten or the gender-blendered primary school. Please, do not send them to the NAMBLA pedophilia preschool or the transgendered …

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Alex Jones & Harlem’s Hate Pastor Agree: Beyonce “Literally” Wants To Eat The Brains Of Children [VIDEO]

Loony tunes Harlem hate Pastor James David Manning appeared on InfoWars yesterday where he and Alex Jones agreed that Beyonce’s new album proves that she wants to eat the brains of children. “Literally.” Also, communists are lizard people. Literally. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: “I’m pro-human so I say, black people, especially, stop killing your kids and get …

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Janet Porter: Let’s All Call ESPN To Complain About The First Amendment Which I Totally Don’t Understand

“ESPN’s Curt Schilling was fired for suggesting men should use the men’s room. Because of a Facebook post that suggests people ought to use bathrooms that match their biological gender, ESPN said: ‘Curt Schilling has been advised that his conduct was unacceptable and his employment with ESPN has been terminated.’ Let ESPN know what’s unacceptable is letting grown men share …

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Pat Boone: The Feds Should Outlaw Blasphemy And Punish SNL If They Blaspheme Again [AUDIO]

Earlier this week Pat Boone declared that the Satan worshipers at Saturday Night Live would “pay the consequences” from White Jesus due to their sacrilegious mocking. Today Boone declares that every performer should pay consequences to the federal government should they commit blasphemy. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: In an interview last night with Alan Colmes, Boone said …

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Christian Prophet: God Will Murder Trump’s Enemies Just Like He Made Megyn Kelly “Violently Ill” [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Monday, “Trunews” host Rick Wiles [photo] invited self-proclaimed prophet Mark Taylor to his End Times news program to discuss “his amazing 2011 prophecy that Donald Trump has been marked by God to lead America.” Taylor explained that God told him that Donald Trump will be the next president and that anyone who …

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TEXAS: Man Sues To Marry His Laptop

Remember the nutcase who sued Apple in 2013 because his computer didn’t block him from accessing the porn which ruined his marriage? And then in 2014 when he attempted to intervene in one of Florida’s same-sex marriage cases so that he could marry that porn-filled laptop? Well, he’s back. Via the Houston Press: Chris Sevier has filed a lawsuit against …

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Ryan Anderson: Gays Wouldn’t Need Marriage If You’d Just Invite Them Over During The Holidays [VIDEO]

“The question is going to be, if we’re not in favor of same-sex marriage, what ARE we in favor of for people with same-sex attractions and how are we helping them live out their vocations? There’s a universal human desire for friendship, for companionship. We all have a need for relationships that matter. So when Thanksgiving comes around, when Christmas …

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Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Jim Bakker invited Dr. Dennis Lindsay on to his program on Wednesday to discuss Lindsay’s latest discovery in the realm of Creation Science: the truth behind Stonehenge. Hold on to your hats: Stonehenge, it turns out, was built by giants who were created by Satan. Lindsay told Bakker that these giants were …

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Harlem Hate Pastor: God Told Me All Sodomites Will Get Cancer Of The Butthole Starting Today [VIDEO]

“The next time you get poked in the butt, a flame, when that man pulls that penis out of you, a flame will shoot out of you! I got the word in my mouth! You think AIDS was bad? You ain’t seen nothing yet! Thus sayeth the lord! I’m the lord’s servant! I’m the sodomite slayer! You gonna see, it’s …

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Bryan Fischer: Bryan Adams Has Declared War On Jesus

American Family Association spokesdouche Bryan Fischer this morning declared that cancelling rock concerts in states with anti-LGBT laws is an act of war against White Jesus. This is an ACTUAL FACT, people. Meanwhile the AFA has launched a boycott of PayPal. Walker Wildmon writes: It is astounding that Fortune 500 companies are ruining their reputation over a law that ensures …

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Glenn Beck: George Soros Wants To Kill Me [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his television show last night, Glenn Beck told his studio audience that he decided to make himself the number one public enemy of billionaire philanthropist George Soros so that if anything ever “happened” to him, everyone would know that Soros was responsible. As Beck explained, back when he was still broadcasting at …

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MAINE: State Approves Language Of Crackpot Michael Heath’s Ballot Initiative To Repeal Gay Rights

From the Bangor Daily News: Voters in Maine could be asked to remove protections from discrimination based on sexual orientation from the Maine Human Rights Act if a new ballot initiative is successful. Michael Heath of Chelsea, former head of the Christian Civic League of Maine and longtime opponent of protections based on sexual orientation or identity, has filed paperwork …

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