Tag Archives: loony tunes

American Family Association: Hillary’s Illness Shows “Demons Have Attached Themselves To Her” [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his radio program yesterday, Bryan Fischer took a call from a listener who floated the theory that Hillary Clinton’s recent bout of pneumonia was really a sign that a demon “has latched on to her.” While Fischer was not able to diagnose whether Clinton’s illness was demonic in nature, he did say …

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GOP Rep. Steve King Tells CNN: LGBT Parenting Studies Are Hoaxes Like Global Warming Studies [VIDEO]

This morning CNN host Chris Cuomo asked Trump surrogate Rep. Steve King if LGBT families would be covered under Trump’s just-released child care program. King responded by going on a rant about God and the “natural family.” Watch below. Cuomo pushed back hard, telling King that there are studies that prove children do well in LGBT households, prompting King to …

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Teabagger Rep. Steve King: Colin Kaepernick’s Anthem Protest Is “Activism Sympathetic To ISIS” [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: In an interview today on Newsmax, Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, denied that San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has a constitutional right to refuse to stand for the National Anthem, even going so far as to accuse him of sympathizing with the terrorist group ISIS.  “I understand that he has an Islamic girlfriend …

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Crazy Eyes: The Obama Administration Is Scheming To Steal The Election For Hillary Clinton [AUDIO]

Obviously this cannot happen since Bachmann herself has declared that White Jesus has chosen Trump to be president. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Thursday, Michele Bachmann told “Washington Watch” host Tony Perkins that President Obama is planning to steal the election for Hillary Clinton, pointing to recent comments by Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson about …

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Homocon Matt Drudge Cites InfoWars Claim That Hillary Wore An Earpiece To “Cheat” During Presidential Forum

Via Mediaite: The latest anti-Hillary Clinton conspiracy is that the Democratic presidential candidate was wearing a hidden earpiece to feed her answers during an NBC forum Thursday night. The conspiracy was apparently started by a tweet from actor James Wood that purported to show a device in Clinton’s ear. That apparently was enough for The Drudge Report to run with, …

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Pat Robertson Cites Homocon Matt Drudge’s Instantly Debunked Claim About Hillary Clinton’s Health [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Today on “The 700 Club,” Pat Robertson seized on a story promoted by the Drudge Report alleging that Hillary Clinton has a secret handler who guides her through health crises. The evidence? That the man supposedly carries a Diazepam pen and once rushed to the stage during a campaign rally to help Clinton …

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World Net Daily: Trump May Be The Messiah [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Four years after predicting that the Bible forecasted a Mitt Romney presidency, WorldNetDaily is now promoting a rabbi’s claim that Donald Trump is a messiah who will save America and defend Israel. WND, which named Trump its “Man of the Year” last year and has worked with the GOP nominee to promote the birther conspiracy theory, …

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NOT TO BE MELODRAMATIC: Crazy Eyes Declares That If Hillary Wins, We’ll Never Have Another Election

The Blaze reports: If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency in November, the American way of life — at least politically speaking — is over. That is, according to former Republican presidential candidate and Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann. “I don’t want to be melodramatic, but I do want to be truthful. I believe without a shadow of a doubt this is …

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Alex Jones: Leftists Are Planning False Flag Diversions To Make Sure Donald Trump Doesn’t Win [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Confident of Donald Trump’s imminent victory, Alex Jones speculated wildly yesterday about “October Surprise false flags” meant to dislodge Trump and put Hillary Clinton in the White House. Jerome Corsi, a right-wing author and vocal promoter of the birther conspiracy theory, warned that “there’s going to be some unexpected wars, there’s going to be another terrorist …

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Pam Geller: Totalitarian Hillary Clinton Has Vowed To Shut Down Breitbart To Enforce Sharia Law [AUDIO]

Via Right Wing Watch: In an interview with St. Louis radio host Jamie Allman today, anti-Muslim activist Pamela Geller claimed that Hillary Clinton has declared that she will “shut down” Breitbart.com if she becomes president, a nonexistent declaration that Geller said represented “the Sharia” and “totalitarianism.” Geller started out by attacking Secretary of State John Kerry’s remark at a press …

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Crazy Eyes: God Raised Trump To Be President [VIDEO]

Trump campaign evangelical advisor and ex-gay torture clinic operator Michele Bachmann today declared that Donald Trump was “raised up” by White Jesus to be our president. From her interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network: “This is one thing I know from the Book of Daniel: the bottom line of the Book of Daniel is this: it teaches us that the …

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Today’s The Big Day For The Anti-Christ

According to several dozen YouTube clips that cumulatively have millions of views, the Anti-Christ will reveal himself to the world today. The clips breathlessly report that today’s date has been confirmed by end times Pastor John Hagee, Pope Francis, Fox News, and other extremely reliable sources. The far-right Charisma News, however, reassures its readers that today can’t be the actual …

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Alex Jones: If I Die Mysteriously, It’s Because Hillary Clinton And Her Controllers Had Me Executed [AUDIO]

Via Right Wing Watch: “Understand something, Hillary,” he said. “If anything happens to me, you and your controllers are the prime suspects. I know now you think you’re above the law, so why do you care? Maybe you want to send a message by getting rid of old Alex Jones?”  Jones was upset that Clinton mentioned Jones in her speech …

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DOWN DOGS AND COOKIES: Sarah Palin Injures Face In Fall, Issues Bizarre Word Salad Attacking Hillary

“Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies. Aww, c’mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission…. for weeks on end… whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to …

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Brian Brown’s Latest Money Beg: Obama’s Forces Of Darkness Are Seeking To Normalize Pedophilia

“All around the world, we see liberal secularists using the power of government to seek to undermine the natural family. Urged on by wealthy elites, western powers — especially Barack Obama — demand that nations change their laws and policies in profoundly unwise and dangerous ways to embrace the agenda of the secular left — abortion on demand, an abandonment …

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Enter The Pickle Truthers: Alex Jones Claims Jimmy Kimmel Faked Hillary Opening That Pickle Jar [VIDEO]

The Hill recaps: Jimmy Kimmel thought he was putting to rest the rumors swirling around Hillary Clinton’s health when he asked her to open a pickle jar on his show earlier this week. But, as might be expected, the “pickle test” did little to assuage Clinton opponents, who now see Kimmel as a willing participant in the conspiracy to cover …

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Wacko Tea Party Doctor: Hillary Clinton’s Laughter Demonstrates Her Traumatic Brain Injury [VIDEO]

Ooh papa toony. Via Right Wing Watch: Graham Ledger of the conservative One America News Network spoke about Clinton’s health with Dr. Jane Orient of the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, which, despite its innocuous name, is a far-right group that champions a whole host of bizarre claims. Ledger, wondering if the former secretary of state has brain damage …

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Ben Stein: Hillary Looks Like She Has Lupus [VIDEO]

Via Mediaite: Actor and economist Ben Stein may or may not be on the fence over Donald Trump, but during a Monday interview, he appeared to follow the example of the mogul’s campaign during his commentary on Hillary Clinton. Even though Clinton’s physician says her physical condition is fine, the Trump camp has been latching onto unproven theories over the …

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Janet Porter: Vote Trump Or God Will Smite You

Via Right Wing Watch: Today, radical right-wing activist Janet Porter released a video explaining why she will be voting for Donald Trump and warning Christians that they will be held accountable by God if the refuse to do likewise. Praising Trump for his promises to appoint anti-choice judges, allow churches to directly support candidates without losing their tax-exempt status and …

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Nutjob Flip Benham Attempts To Disrupt Charlotte Pride By Screaming About Penises And Rectums [VIDEO]

Earlier this month loony anti-LGBT activist Flip Benham crashed a meeting of the Charlotte City Council to scream that the streets and schools of the city will soon run with blood over transgender rights. This weekend Benham attempted to disrupt Charlotte Pride by screaming over a loudspeaker from a vehicle parked near one of the stages. Watch below as Benham …

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