Tag Archives: loony tunes

A Double Dose Of Assholery From Rep. Steve King

Teabagger US House Rep. Steve King, whose relentless loonery (see below) is just a half-step behind Louis Gohmert, began the day by mocking the health of Hillary Clinton, just as White Jesus would want. Also getting attention today is King wishing luck to Frauke Petry, the chairwoman for Germany’s far-right and virulently anti-LGBT Alternative für Deutschland party, which currently holds …

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Birther Kingpin Jerome Corsi: Hillary Has Epilepsy

Jerome Corsi writes at World Net Daily: A new doctor specializing in internal medicine is convinced Hillary Clinton is suffering from epilepsy and that a brain seizure could well be triggered in Monday night’s debate. Amid the mounting evidence Hillary Clinton is suffering from a serious neurological disease, a physician in Ann Arbor, Michigan, has presented WND with her expert …

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Family Research Council Senior Fellow: I’ve Personally Met Witches That Are Advising Obama’s Team [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Jim Bakker hosted Robert Maginnis, a retired Army lieutenant colonel and Family Research Council senior fellow on his program today, and questioned Maginnis about President Obama’s nomination of a Muslim-American attorney to be a federal judge. Bakker saw the nomination as a sign that the Obama administration gives “preferential treatment” to Muslims …

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Kentucky Judge: Rainbow-Stealing Gays And Their Sterile Marriages Have Ruined My Ability To Hug Men

USA Today reports: A Family Court judge who routinely presides over gay adoptions said that gay marriage is an “oxymoron” like “jumbo shrimp” or a “magnificent Chihuahua.” Appearing before a religious group, Fayette Circuit Court Judge Tim Philpot said he loves homosexuals but their relationships are “sterile” and “just entertainment.” Addressing the Francis Asbury Society in Wilmore, Ky., on Sept. …

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Preachers “Lay Hands” On Trump To Protect Him From “Satan, Demons, Principalities, And Powers” [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Today, Donald Trump attended the Midwest Vision and Values Pastors Leadership Conference in Cleveland alongside his vice presidential running mate Mike Pence and campaign surrogates Ben Carson, Michael Cohen and Omarosa Manigault. The event was hosted by pro-Trump pastor Darrell Scott and co-hosted by Trump’s “liaison for Christian policy” Frank Amedia. Boxing promoter …

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OHIO: Trump To Headline Christian Conference Hosted By Loony Pastor Who “Prayed Away A Tsunami” [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Back in May, we reported that Ohio pastor Frank Amedia was serving as a volunteer “liaison for Christian policy” for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, setting up meetings for the candidate with conservative religious figures. Amedia, as we noted at the time, is part of a controversial movement of self-proclaimed “prophets” and once claimed …

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American Family Association: Hillary’s Illness Shows “Demons Have Attached Themselves To Her” [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his radio program yesterday, Bryan Fischer took a call from a listener who floated the theory that Hillary Clinton’s recent bout of pneumonia was really a sign that a demon “has latched on to her.” While Fischer was not able to diagnose whether Clinton’s illness was demonic in nature, he did say …

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GOP Rep. Steve King Tells CNN: LGBT Parenting Studies Are Hoaxes Like Global Warming Studies [VIDEO]

This morning CNN host Chris Cuomo asked Trump surrogate Rep. Steve King if LGBT families would be covered under Trump’s just-released child care program. King responded by going on a rant about God and the “natural family.” Watch below. Cuomo pushed back hard, telling King that there are studies that prove children do well in LGBT households, prompting King to …

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Teabagger Rep. Steve King: Colin Kaepernick’s Anthem Protest Is “Activism Sympathetic To ISIS” [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: In an interview today on Newsmax, Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, denied that San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has a constitutional right to refuse to stand for the National Anthem, even going so far as to accuse him of sympathizing with the terrorist group ISIS.  “I understand that he has an Islamic girlfriend …

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Crazy Eyes: The Obama Administration Is Scheming To Steal The Election For Hillary Clinton [AUDIO]

Obviously this cannot happen since Bachmann herself has declared that White Jesus has chosen Trump to be president. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Thursday, Michele Bachmann told “Washington Watch” host Tony Perkins that President Obama is planning to steal the election for Hillary Clinton, pointing to recent comments by Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson about …

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Homocon Matt Drudge Cites InfoWars Claim That Hillary Wore An Earpiece To “Cheat” During Presidential Forum

Via Mediaite: The latest anti-Hillary Clinton conspiracy is that the Democratic presidential candidate was wearing a hidden earpiece to feed her answers during an NBC forum Thursday night. The conspiracy was apparently started by a tweet from actor James Wood that purported to show a device in Clinton’s ear. That apparently was enough for The Drudge Report to run with, …

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Pat Robertson Cites Homocon Matt Drudge’s Instantly Debunked Claim About Hillary Clinton’s Health [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Today on “The 700 Club,” Pat Robertson seized on a story promoted by the Drudge Report alleging that Hillary Clinton has a secret handler who guides her through health crises. The evidence? That the man supposedly carries a Diazepam pen and once rushed to the stage during a campaign rally to help Clinton …

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World Net Daily: Trump May Be The Messiah [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Four years after predicting that the Bible forecasted a Mitt Romney presidency, WorldNetDaily is now promoting a rabbi’s claim that Donald Trump is a messiah who will save America and defend Israel. WND, which named Trump its “Man of the Year” last year and has worked with the GOP nominee to promote the birther conspiracy theory, …

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NOT TO BE MELODRAMATIC: Crazy Eyes Declares That If Hillary Wins, We’ll Never Have Another Election

The Blaze reports: If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency in November, the American way of life — at least politically speaking — is over. That is, according to former Republican presidential candidate and Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann. “I don’t want to be melodramatic, but I do want to be truthful. I believe without a shadow of a doubt this is …

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Alex Jones: Leftists Are Planning False Flag Diversions To Make Sure Donald Trump Doesn’t Win [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Confident of Donald Trump’s imminent victory, Alex Jones speculated wildly yesterday about “October Surprise false flags” meant to dislodge Trump and put Hillary Clinton in the White House. Jerome Corsi, a right-wing author and vocal promoter of the birther conspiracy theory, warned that “there’s going to be some unexpected wars, there’s going to be another terrorist …

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Pam Geller: Totalitarian Hillary Clinton Has Vowed To Shut Down Breitbart To Enforce Sharia Law [AUDIO]

Via Right Wing Watch: In an interview with St. Louis radio host Jamie Allman today, anti-Muslim activist Pamela Geller claimed that Hillary Clinton has declared that she will “shut down” Breitbart.com if she becomes president, a nonexistent declaration that Geller said represented “the Sharia” and “totalitarianism.” Geller started out by attacking Secretary of State John Kerry’s remark at a press …

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Crazy Eyes: God Raised Trump To Be President [VIDEO]

Trump campaign evangelical advisor and ex-gay torture clinic operator Michele Bachmann today declared that Donald Trump was “raised up” by White Jesus to be our president. From her interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network: “This is one thing I know from the Book of Daniel: the bottom line of the Book of Daniel is this: it teaches us that the …

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Today’s The Big Day For The Anti-Christ

According to several dozen YouTube clips that cumulatively have millions of views, the Anti-Christ will reveal himself to the world today. The clips breathlessly report that today’s date has been confirmed by end times Pastor John Hagee, Pope Francis, Fox News, and other extremely reliable sources. The far-right Charisma News, however, reassures its readers that today can’t be the actual …

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Alex Jones: If I Die Mysteriously, It’s Because Hillary Clinton And Her Controllers Had Me Executed [AUDIO]

Via Right Wing Watch: “Understand something, Hillary,” he said. “If anything happens to me, you and your controllers are the prime suspects. I know now you think you’re above the law, so why do you care? Maybe you want to send a message by getting rid of old Alex Jones?”  Jones was upset that Clinton mentioned Jones in her speech …

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DOWN DOGS AND COOKIES: Sarah Palin Injures Face In Fall, Issues Bizarre Word Salad Attacking Hillary

“Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies. Aww, c’mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission…. for weeks on end… whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to …

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