Tag Archives: loony tunes

Louie Gohmert: LGBT Rights Are Wrong Because We’d Never Send Gays To Start Space Colonies [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Earlier today, Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, put a new spin on his “gay island” story, arguing on the House floor that the push for LGBT rights is wrong because we would never choose to send gay couples or gay animals into space to start a new colony like in the Matt Damon movie …

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Glenn Beck Guest: Donald Trump Was Sent By God To Save America From “Sheer Evil” Of Hillary [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On his television program last night, Glenn Beck sat down with Rabbi Daniel Lapin to discuss Lapin’s contention that Donald Trump represents the only hope for saving America. Beck, of course, has been a consistent and vocal critic of Trump and has repeatedly vowed never to vote for him, but Lapin did his …

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American Family Association: The Gay Gestapo Is On A Mission From Satan To Destroy All Sexual Normalcy

“The Gay Gestapo is on a mission from the Dark Lord to relentlessly harass, intimidate, punish, and silence every advocate of sexual normalcy. “According to the Creator of every living human being, there are two and only two genders. Not five (as in LGBTQ) or 31, as New York City is now proposing, nor 58 as Facebook famously believes. “Everything …

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TEXAS: Wingnut Creationist Loses State Board Of Education Bid After Calling Obama “Gay Prostitute”

From NBC News: A retired Texas schoolteacher who received national attention for her outrageous conspiracy theories and claimed President Obama was once a gay prostitute was denied a spot on the state board of education Tuesday. Only several months ago, Mary Lou Bruner, 69, of Mineola, Texas, had been the front-runner for the powerful seat on the Texas State Board …

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Wingnut Media Jumps For Joy At Trump’s Revival Of Conspiracy Claims About Suicide Of Vince Foster

If you’ve visited Teabagistan in the last 48 hours, you’ve seen that right wing sites are quivering with joy over Donald Trump’s revival of crackpot conspiracy theories about the suicide of Vince Foster. Case in point, World Net Daily: As Donald Trump revives the two-decade old Vince Foster case, the charge that the cause of death of the top aide …

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Christian Activist Ted Shoebat: Women Who Have Abortions Should Be Executed By Firing Squad [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Shoebat blasted (Oklahoma Gov. Mary) Fallin as a “witch” for vetoing this piece of legislation, insisting that the three-year prison term the law would have carried “is not really a big deal” and, in fact, does not go far enough. It makes no sense to punish only doctors for performing abortions, Shoebat declared, …

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Glenn Beck On Hershey Park’s Pro-Trans Policy: The Next Step Is Normalization Of Pedophilia [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla at Right Wing Watch has Glenn Beck’s reaction to Hershey Park’s announcement: “If you don’t stand up now,” Beck declared, “I guarantee you the next thing that will be mainstreamed” will be pedophilia. The push for transgender equality is “not normal,” Beck insisted, unlike the fight for gay marriage, which was something he claimed that the American public …

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Christian Activist Ted Shoebat: Execute Hillary Clinton For Witchcraft As Commanded In Leviticus [VIDEO]

“We need judges who uphold the death penalty for evildoers,” he said. “We need judges who would uphold the death penalty for those, not just murderers, obviously murderers deserve death, I think most people would agree with that. But you also have other people who deserve the death penalty, not necessarily murderers; people who are involved in witchcraft, who promote …

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Eugene Delgaudio Files FOIA Demand For Proof That Transgender People Are Discriminated Against

Hate group crackpot and recently booted Virginia politician Eugene Delgaudio is at it again: I BELIEVE President Obama is not telling the truth about the “increased expressions of request for relief and assistance from transgendered complaints” as he said on Friday. So I am asking him, President Obama to produce evidence of his representation last Friday in his statements and …

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Pastor John Hagee: God Will Punish You If You Betray Israel And Vote For Hillary Clinton [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On yesterday’s “Hagee Hotline,” Pastor John Hagee urged Christians to get out and vote and made it abundantly clear that he’ll be casting his vote for presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump in November. After mangling Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s famous “not to speak is to speak” quote and falsely attributing it to Martin Niemöller, …

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Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Is Secretly Transgender And She Murdered Joan Rivers To Cover It up [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: InfoWars broadcaster and Donald Trump ally Alex Jones is back to claiming that First Lady Michelle Obama is secretly a transgender woman, but this time he’s adding a new twist to his conspiracy theory: that Obama had comedienne Joan Rivers killed after she joked about the first lady being trans. Jones told his …

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Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern’s Farewell Address: Goodbye And Gays Are Still Worse Than Terrorists [VIDEO]

And she leaves our notice the same way she came into it: Sally Kern, the Oklahoma Republican lawmaker best known for repeatedly declaring that gay people pose a greater threat than terrorists, said farewell to the Oklahoma House of Representatives this week the only way she knew how … by comparing gay people to terrorists. In a speech on the …

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Anne Graham Lotz: God Sends Terrorists & Bad Weather To Punish Americans For Defying Jesus [VIDEO]

Anne Graham Lotz, sister of Franklin Graham, appeared on the radio show of wingnut Steve Deace today. Take it away Right Wing Watch: Lotz told Deace she was praying that “some of this craziness would settle down” in a nation that “seems to be shaking its fist in God’s face and telling him to get out of our politics, get …

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Harlem Hate Pastor James David Manning: Obama Founded The Taliban And Ordered 9/11 Attacks [VIDEO]

“Obama worked as a CIA operative in Afghanistan. He is the one who established the Taliban. He was the one that was integral in the process of putting Osama’s financial network together. Obama was a mastermind in putting Osama Bin Laden and putting the Taliban and Al-Quaeda together. The man that took down the World Trade Center, the man that …

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ARKANSAS: Man Threatens To Kill Seven Mayors And Raise “Christian Army” To Overthrow US Government

Arkansas Online reports: A Mineral Springs man accused of mailing threatening letters in January 2015 to seven Arkansas mayors is going back to jail on a federal judge’s order. Maverick Dean Bryan, 55, was released by U.S. Magistrate Judge Caroline Craven after a detention hearing March 28 in Texarkana’s downtown federal building. Assistant U.S. Attorney David Harris was so opposed …

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Sandy Rios: Target’s Transgender Policy Is Part Of The Marxist Plot For Complete Sexual Anarchy In America

American Family Association spokes-hater Sandy Rios appeared on Breitbart’s SiriusXM channel today to speak in her typically reasonable way about Target. Some quotes: “We have a push from the left to deconstruct everything that’s called normal. And that includes sexuality. It’s part of the Marxist theory to deconstruct the family and to recreate new systems. And so, I’m not saying …

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BarbWire: Target Must Be Boycotted Into Bankruptcy

“Target must be destroyed, not just boycotted and humbled into submission regarding their love affair with the LGBT crowd. I support the present boycott of Target; however, it is not a winning strategy. If we hold to the boycott and it grows with intensity until Target’s parking lot is almost empty then Target’s CEO will be forced to back down, …

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Glenn Beck Launches 24-Hour Fast So God Understands That Ted Cruz Should Win Tomorrow’s Indiana Primary

“We all agree, America is at a cross roads. If we choose a King, he will give us one. He always does. But because we are the only nation since ancient Israel to have actually made a covenant with Him, it must be broken, I believe by all of us. “I realize many will mock this theory, but in a …

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Those Nazi Freaks At Target Are Going To Get Us All Killed In A Nuclear War [AUDIO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Far-right radio host Rick Wiles devoted the first half of his “Trunews” program on Monday to railing against Target’s policy of allowing transgender people to use the restroom that matches their gender identity, warning that the retail chain’s bathroom policy has helped turn America into Sodom and Gomorrah, which God will now destroy …

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Donald Trump On Nuking ISIS: I’ll Never Rule It Out

Politico reports: When it comes to using nuclear weapons against the Islamic State, Donald Trump said Thursday that he would be the last person to do so. But that does not mean he would completely remove the option, remarking in an interview that he would “never, ever” keep it off the table. “I don’t want to rule out anything. I …

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