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TENNESSEE: Catholic School Bans Harry Potter Books On Advice Of Exorcists Because Spells, Curses Are Real

The Tennessean reports: The students at St. Edward Catholic School in Nashville can no longer checkout the popular Harry Potter book series from their school’s library. The seven-book series depicting the magical adventures of a young wizard and his friends was removed from the library because of their content, the Rev. Dan Reehil, a pastor at the Roman Catholic parish …

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Christian Prophetess Just “Will Not Tolerate” Hurricane Dorian, Takes Authority Over The Storm In Jesus’ Name

“We’re taking authority over the weather. Which we all know Jesus can do. Therefore we’ll be just like him. Jesus told us, ‘I give you power over all the powers of the enemy.’ “And in case you’re wondering why we even have violent types of weather? Satan! He has the ability to jump into these storms or earthquakes because we …

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Christian Prophet: “RBG Has Got To Be A Pedophile”

“John Roberts, they said his name was in there as going [to Jeffrey Epstein’s island] twice. If he’s the one, you and I both know that little witch called RBG has been there multiple times. If John Roberts has been there, that means RBG has been there. If that’s the case, then that might be the scandal God has been …

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#QAnon Nutbag Liz Crokin: The 2020 WH Race Is Moot Because All Dems Will Be In Prison For Child Sex Crimes

“No one’s gonna beat President Trump, number one. And the media continues to lie about his numbers. He won by a much bigger margin than the media to this day is reporting. So that’s number one. “Number two, I think this all gonna be a moot point because these candidates will wind up in jail before 2020. I’m serious. So …

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Gohmert: Don’t Charge Terrorists With Hate Crimes Because One Day They’ll Use That Against Preachers

Mediaite reports: The way Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-TX) sees it, if the man behind the El Paso mass shooting is eventually charged with a hate crime for targeting immigrants in his racially-motivated massacre, then it’s only a matter of time before religious leaders start getting locked up too. “There is no death penalty under federal law,” Gohmert said, “so all …

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Huckabee Blames Mass Shootings On Lack Of Jesus

“It’s a horrible thing, but let’s be real clear. The common denominator in all of this is not the particular weapon. It’s the hate inside the heart. It’s the loss of morality. “It’s that disconnecting from a God who values all people, and who would never let me do that to another person, because I would be basically doing it …

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Christian Activist: Mass Shootings Are A Deep State Plot To Take Away “Your Ability To Worship God” [VIDEO]

“There is a spiritual war over this country. When you see things that take place like you saw last night in El Paso and Dayton, it’s nothing but the devil. “The guns didn’t do this; people did this full of the devil and they were demon-possessed and these people are being used as pawns in this elite, deep state game …

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Christian Prophet: God Will Smite You For Mocking Me

“I want to put this warning out. God says specifically in his word, ‘Do not touch my anointed, but especially my prophets.’ God’s going to hold them accountable. Before you tap on that enter button, you better think twice and pray and ask the Lord, ‘Hey, is this something I need to be putting out there for the entire world …

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FBI Labels #QAnon Cult As “Domestic Terrorism Threat”

Yahoo News reports: The FBI for the first time has identified fringe conspiracy theories as a domestic terrorist threat, according to a previously unpublicized document obtained by Yahoo News. The FBI intelligence bulletin dated May 30, 2019 describes “conspiracy theory-driven domestic extremists,” as a growing threat, and notes that it is the first such report to do so. It lists …

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Christian Activist: Country Songs Contain Hidden Spells And Musical Scales That Change Your DNA [VIDEO]

“There are lists of words that they get that they have to put these words, certain words, into their songs. These are spells. If you’ve ever wondered, ‘Why does every country music song mention alcohol, whiskey?’ I think there was a study done that said 90 percent of country music songs in some form or fashion mention or make reference …

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Bachmann: Trump Is The Most Biblical President Ever

“I want your listeners to know, never before have I ever seen a more pro-Israel president. He is, without a doubt, the most biblical president I have ever seen. I’m going to repeat that: he is the most biblical president I have ever seen in what he does. His actions are remarkable and I would ask the audience to please …

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Greek Bishop Defends Claim That Kids Turn Out Gay If The Mother Had Enjoyable Anal Sex While Pregnant

Britain’s The Metro reports: A religious leader who said mums to be who enjoy anal sex are the reason why gay people exist has defended his comments. The Bishop of Morhpou Neophytos make the comments at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, saying the mother’s enjoyment transfers to the foetus, making the child gay. He faced an international backlash and …

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Greek Bishop Claims That A Fetus Becomes Gay If The Mother Has Enjoyable Anal Sex While Pregnant [VIDEO]

Britain’s Metro reports: Church of Cyprus bishop Neophytos Masouras has claimed women enjoying anal sex while pregnant is the reason that gay people exist. Speaking at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, he claimed that the enjoyment the mother experiences transfers to the foetus, making the child gay. In a video translated by Metro.co.uk translators, he said: “It happens during …

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Nutbag Lawyer Larry Klayman Charged By Ethics Panel

AL.com reports: A Washington lawyer representing Roy Moore in one of his post-Senate campaign lawsuits has been charged by a legal ethics panel of seeking a sexual relationship with a client in 2010. The hearing committee of the Board on Professional Responsibility in the District of Columbia has recommended that Larry Klayman be suspended from practicing law in the district …

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Country Singer: Satan Emptied My Jeep’s Gas Tank

“I was running a little bit late that day. And I got to my co-writer’s house—and he lives on a hill. So I parked my jeep up on the hill, not realizing that it was on E. All of the sudden, my jeep started shaking and then died. And it just felt that Satan was doing everything he could that …

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Christian Prophet: Liberals Are Sending A Hurricane To Georgia To Punish Them For Anti-Abortion Bill [AUDIO]

“When Roe v. Wade comes down, where is [the issue] going to go? It is going to go to the states. And you have states out there like Georgia—and there are a couple of others out there—that have gone as far as making this stuff illegal for abortion. You’ve got to remember, what is abortion? The sacrificing of kids. What …

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Nutbag Laura Loomer Sues Facebook For $3 Billion

From the far-right World Net Daily: Conservative commentator and activist Laura Loomer has filed a lawsuit against Facebook alleging defamation and “malicious’ actions that have harmed her and her reputation, seeking a penalty of $3 billion to punish the company. The lawsuit was announced by Larry Klayman, a former federal prosecutor and more recently the founder of Freedom Watch. The …

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David Barton: Americans Have The Right To Own Tanks

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing “comedian” Steven Crowder interviewed Religious Right pseudo-historian David Barton for a “masterclass” on the meaning of the Second Amendment, during which Barton insisted that the Second Amendment grants average citizens the right to own tanks or any other weapon of war. Barton has repeatedly insisted that the Founding Fathers intended for there …

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Catholic Bishop To Spray Holy Water From Helicopter To “Exorcise All Those Demons” Destroying His Town

Newsweek reports: A Catholic Bishop plans to spray holy water from a helicopter to exorcise the demons he says are plaguing his town. Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya, bishop of Buenaventura, Colombia, is borrowing a navy copter to deluge the city on July 14, the feast day for Buenaventura’s patron saint. “We want to go around the whole of Buenaventura …

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Self-Proclaimed Christian Prophetess: God Told Me Trump Will Invade Venezuela If Colombia Does It Too

“We met with a roundtable of Latin American prophets a few days ago in Bogota and we have—all over the world—there are prophets that are meeting. Like, there’s one for Europe, one from Australia, one for Canada, these roundtables. As we were meeting with all these people, the Lord began to give us strategies about Venezuela. “In other words, if …

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