Tag Archives: loony tunes

Abananah Neeeshtay Nablah Geeno: MAGA Pastor Kookbabbles For Jesus To Destroy “Fraudulent Ballots”

“Lord, for these elections that are remaining, for these states that are remaining in Congress, lord in the House aclevada glashto! And lord the 30-something elections that are yet to be called, lord abananah neeeshtay nablah, lord pray in the spirit! “You know what you learned last week, elyay geeno! Ayaidayla declayray eenomashtonday! Neeclay orandah aclonday esthomah! Eystaynoh egglay erimahdeemay …

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MAGA Pastor: The Red Wave Was Blocked By Demons

“That’s why there was no red wave. Abortion changed everything. And even though all the polls showed that the economy was the main issue, abortion is a religious issue. And religion creates more passion that anything in the world. “If you don’t believe it, go to a church meeting where there’s a debate going on. So religion creates passion and …

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Lara Logan: Biden Admin Is Trafficking Children So Elites Can Drink Their Blood To Fight Aging [VIDEO]

Just banned by Newsmax, Lara Logan has some thoughts: The reason I believe that people reacted that way is it’s all about the children. The question they don’t want us asking is where are all the missing children? What happens to these children? How can hundreds of thousands of kids go missing in the United States every year and nobody …

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Mike Lindell: It’s “Very Important” To Avoid Early Voting

“Encourage everyone you know to vote the day of the election, not before. Very important, everybody. The media’s all over attacking me for telling you all that. If you get a mail-in vote or whatever, mail-in ballot, just bring it with you to make sure if they tell you, ‘oh, you already voted,’ say, no I didn’t and you go …

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AZ Megachurch Evangelicals Spin In Literal Circles As Pastors “Take Authority” Over The Midterms [VIDEO]

“Let’s just all begin to turn around! God, we speak and declare over the United States of America! Over this time that you have chosen over the midterm elections! “In this time in our country! In this time in our nation! Lord, as we turn we see things shift! We see things turn to righteousness! To justice! To truth! “We …

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Logan: Jewish Elites “Dine On The Blood Of Children”

“I am a firm and solid and immovable believer in God. And I believe that God wins. I believe that good is greater than evil. And I believe that the fallen angel – otherwise known as Satan – doesn’t get to prevail in this world. “So, if you follow the Bible, or if you follow the Koran, or you follow …

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“Prophetess” Kat Kerr: God Told Me His “Courtroom At Heaven” Has Decreed That Trump Is Still The President

“Prophetess” Kat Kerr has a direct quote from God: Even the fake news will have to tell the truth. For they will say these very words: ‘We don’t want to say this. We tried to prove it wasn’t true. That it was a lie. But Trump won the 2020 election!’ He IS the president of the United States of America …

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Walker: That Was A “Real Badge” I Flashed At Debate

Deadline reports: Walker is saying that the law enforcement badge is real and not fake. “That’s a badge that I was given by a police officer and I do have the badge I carry with me all the time. It’s a real badge. It’s not a fake badge. It is a real badge,” Walker said during an interview with NBC …

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Lindell Demands To Testify Before Jan. 6 Committee

Raw Story reports: MyPillow founder Mike Lindell begged Speaker Nancy Pelosi to let him testify before the House Select Committee Investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. Lindell was interviewed by Right Side Broadcasting ahead of Trump’s rally in Minden, Nevada. “I’m going to tell you, that fake Jan. 6 charade that’s going on, shame on them,” Lindell …

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Pastor Takes Authority Over Midterms In Jesus’ Name

“Let’s pray in the holy spirit right now! Over these cities! Hollda mashanda legeesy maronda! Areeah mashonday laveeya mashaka khan! Heena mokorea deylageesha gay! Allah basharaka taykey alashonda! “Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Say father, we take our authority! Over this election! Jesus is lord! “Over the midterm elections! In Jesus name!” – Pastor George Pearson, at the end …

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Larry Klayman: My “Citizens Grand Jury” Has Indicted Biden For Bribery, We’ll Ask The Military To Arrest Him

Media Matters has the transcript: ADDISON SMITH (OAN HOST): How much more evidence do we need of the Biden family’s corruption before we start charging, before we start having trials against the Bidens? LARRY KLAYMAN (FOUNDER, FREEDOM WATCH): Well actually, we have trials against the Bidens right now. Our citizens grand jury at Freedom Watch has indicted Joe Biden, Hunter …

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VIRAL VIDEO: Christian Texas Woman Warns “Hocus Pocus 2” Will Cast Spells On Children Through The TV

Waco’s CBS affiliate reports: A Central Texas mother is warning parents about “Hocus Pocus 2,” the sequel to the cult Disney favorite released this past week on the company’s new Disney+ streaming service. “A worst case scenario is: you unleash hell on your kids and in your home,” said Jamie Gooch, “The whole movie is based on witches harvesting children …

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Ohio Republican: God Kills Those Who Oppose Me

“You know, I had another officeholder, he came to me, said ‘I’m gonna take you out.’ And I said, ‘You can hate me all you want, but you hate the work of God and I’m not responsible for what happens to you.’ “And you know what, it wasn’t a month later that that man was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease. Advanced! …

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Appeals Court: Loomer Owes Muslim Group $125,000

Tech Dirt reports: Engaging in performative litigation may be fun to do and score points with your fan base. But, sooner or later, these theatrical productions tend to generate actual costs — something that can’t be offset with shares and retweets, or even votes at the polls. Laura Loomer, an alt-right personality mostly known for ineffectively handcuffing herself to the …

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QAnon Pastor: God Told Me Satan Sent The Hurricane Because DeSantis “Took A Stand Against Wickedness”

QAnon Pastor Todd Coconato writes on his Facebook page: Here is what the Lord has shown me today as we entered into the courts of heaven this morning to pray and intercede for the great state of Florida with many pastors, a powerful rabbi, evangelists, leaders, and prayer warriors. The devil and forces of darkness want to hit this state …

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Lindell: “Nobody Votes In Utah, It’s All Just Made Up”

Mediaite reports: MyPillow CEO and avid 2020 election denier, Mike Lindell, went on a wild rant on Wednesday declaring that every vote in the state of Utah is a “crime.” On his Lindell TV, the conspiracy theorist declared, “You know, I believe you have the CCP, the globalists, the Uni-Party. I believe it’s all one just happy family.” “You get …

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Anti-Vaxxer Sues For Massachusetts Autopsy Records

Universal Hub reports: A Medfield man who sued Charlie Baker in 2020 over state face-mask requirements due to Covid-19 and lost is taking another legal crack at Baker, this time over state Covid-19 vaccination recommendations he charges got him unenrolled from the Massachusetts School of Law in Andover because he refused to get a shot for medical and religious reasons.But …

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Lindell Kicks Off “Most Important Event Of Our Lives”

The Springfield News-Leader reports: A weekend-long conference hosted by MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell and focused on conspiracy theories surrounding the 2020 election kicked off Saturday morning in Springfield. A few hundred people filed into the Springfield Expo Center to hear from Lindell, an ally of former President Donald Trump who has garnered national notoriety for his repeated claims of election …

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QAnon Cultists Claim Deep State Murdered Anne Heche

Vice News reports: In a script that’s becoming unpleasantly familiar, conspiracy theorists have seized upon actor Anne Heche’s tragic death, claiming she didn’t die from a car crash but rather was murdered. One theory that’s being peddled is that Heche was killed for her role in the film Toxic Skies, about a conspiracy to purge the population with a fake …

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Christian Site: Pastor Cindy Jacobs Prophesied “The FBI’s Raid On Donald Trump’s Home” Twelve Years Ago

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: Just as the 1960s cartoon The Jetsons depicted a future full of video phones, robotics and Google-style office space, some modern-day prophets have prophesied about a future full of exposing corruption, fighting for individual freedom and shining a light on truth. One of those prophets is Cindy Jacobs, and her prophecy from 12 …

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