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Dr. Demon Semen: Drag Opens Up “Portal” To Demons

“We are fighting a spiritual battle and they are coming at us in all facets. When it is drag queens being shown to our children at three years of age and people think it’s cute or they are just trying to make them grow up and not hate drag queens, it’s a deeper battle than that. “It’s an access – …

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Silk Claims Sister Diamond Was “Poisoned” By Vaccine

The Daily Mail reports: The memorial for Lynette ‘Diamond’ Hardaway, half of the pro-Trump vlogging duo ‘Diamond and Silk,’ took a dark turn on Saturday as her sister, Rochelle ‘Silk’ Richardson, detailed the late 51-year-old’s final moments and alluded to a nefarious poisoning plot she claims caused her death. “Instead of asking if Americans are vaxxed or unvaxxed, the real …

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Owens: Defund All Museums, They Steal Our Taxes

“You know, I actually, kind of, hate a lot of museums because they steal our tax dollars. And so, yeah, defund all of the museums and send back all of the artifacts. “The amount of money that was given in the COVID bill, the trillions of dollars – all of it going to, like, the Kennedy Center, the African-American Museum. …

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AZ Vaseline Woman Tweets Rant By Infowars Nutbag

Mediaite reports: Kari Lake, the failed GOP nominee for governor of Arizona, retweeted Sunday a speech from Matt Baker before the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, in which Baker alleged voter fraud in the midterm elections in the state. As the clip of Baker went viral online, many were quick to point out his affiliation with InfoWars and his Friday …

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Loser Vaseline Woman: I’ll Prove My Race Was Rigged

“We are taking all the steps necessary to remedy this assault on our democracy. This isn’t about Republicans or Democrats. This is about our sacred right to vote, a right that many voters were sadly deprived of on November 8th. “Tens of thousands of you have reached out, pleading with me to fight this fight. Rest assured, I will. Because …

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Christian Site: Twitter Will Go Crazy After The Rapture

The Christian Post reports: Jeff Kinley and Todd Hampson, hosts of the popular “Prophesy Pros Podcast,” said the pre-tribulation rapture — an End Times event many Christians believe will happen that involves believers, both living and resurrected, being lifted up into the air to meet Jesus — will have a “cataclysmic impact on the planet.” “You’re in a mall. You’re …

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Abananah Neeeshtay Nablah Geeno: MAGA Pastor Kookbabbles For Jesus To Destroy “Fraudulent Ballots”

“Lord, for these elections that are remaining, for these states that are remaining in Congress, lord in the House aclevada glashto! And lord the 30-something elections that are yet to be called, lord abananah neeeshtay nablah, lord pray in the spirit! “You know what you learned last week, elyay geeno! Ayaidayla declayray eenomashtonday! Neeclay orandah aclonday esthomah! Eystaynoh egglay erimahdeemay …

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MAGA Pastor: The Red Wave Was Blocked By Demons

“That’s why there was no red wave. Abortion changed everything. And even though all the polls showed that the economy was the main issue, abortion is a religious issue. And religion creates more passion that anything in the world. “If you don’t believe it, go to a church meeting where there’s a debate going on. So religion creates passion and …

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Lara Logan: Biden Admin Is Trafficking Children So Elites Can Drink Their Blood To Fight Aging [VIDEO]

Just banned by Newsmax, Lara Logan has some thoughts: The reason I believe that people reacted that way is it’s all about the children. The question they don’t want us asking is where are all the missing children? What happens to these children? How can hundreds of thousands of kids go missing in the United States every year and nobody …

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Mike Lindell: It’s “Very Important” To Avoid Early Voting

“Encourage everyone you know to vote the day of the election, not before. Very important, everybody. The media’s all over attacking me for telling you all that. If you get a mail-in vote or whatever, mail-in ballot, just bring it with you to make sure if they tell you, ‘oh, you already voted,’ say, no I didn’t and you go …

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AZ Megachurch Evangelicals Spin In Literal Circles As Pastors “Take Authority” Over The Midterms [VIDEO]

“Let’s just all begin to turn around! God, we speak and declare over the United States of America! Over this time that you have chosen over the midterm elections! “In this time in our country! In this time in our nation! Lord, as we turn we see things shift! We see things turn to righteousness! To justice! To truth! “We …

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Logan: Jewish Elites “Dine On The Blood Of Children”

“I am a firm and solid and immovable believer in God. And I believe that God wins. I believe that good is greater than evil. And I believe that the fallen angel – otherwise known as Satan – doesn’t get to prevail in this world. “So, if you follow the Bible, or if you follow the Koran, or you follow …

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“Prophetess” Kat Kerr: God Told Me His “Courtroom At Heaven” Has Decreed That Trump Is Still The President

“Prophetess” Kat Kerr has a direct quote from God: Even the fake news will have to tell the truth. For they will say these very words: ‘We don’t want to say this. We tried to prove it wasn’t true. That it was a lie. But Trump won the 2020 election!’ He IS the president of the United States of America …

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Walker: That Was A “Real Badge” I Flashed At Debate

Deadline reports: Walker is saying that the law enforcement badge is real and not fake. “That’s a badge that I was given by a police officer and I do have the badge I carry with me all the time. It’s a real badge. It’s not a fake badge. It is a real badge,” Walker said during an interview with NBC …

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Lindell Demands To Testify Before Jan. 6 Committee

Raw Story reports: MyPillow founder Mike Lindell begged Speaker Nancy Pelosi to let him testify before the House Select Committee Investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol. Lindell was interviewed by Right Side Broadcasting ahead of Trump’s rally in Minden, Nevada. “I’m going to tell you, that fake Jan. 6 charade that’s going on, shame on them,” Lindell …

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Pastor Takes Authority Over Midterms In Jesus’ Name

“Let’s pray in the holy spirit right now! Over these cities! Hollda mashanda legeesy maronda! Areeah mashonday laveeya mashaka khan! Heena mokorea deylageesha gay! Allah basharaka taykey alashonda! “Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Say father, we take our authority! Over this election! Jesus is lord! “Over the midterm elections! In Jesus name!” – Pastor George Pearson, at the end …

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Larry Klayman: My “Citizens Grand Jury” Has Indicted Biden For Bribery, We’ll Ask The Military To Arrest Him

Media Matters has the transcript: ADDISON SMITH (OAN HOST): How much more evidence do we need of the Biden family’s corruption before we start charging, before we start having trials against the Bidens? LARRY KLAYMAN (FOUNDER, FREEDOM WATCH): Well actually, we have trials against the Bidens right now. Our citizens grand jury at Freedom Watch has indicted Joe Biden, Hunter …

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VIRAL VIDEO: Christian Texas Woman Warns “Hocus Pocus 2” Will Cast Spells On Children Through The TV

Waco’s CBS affiliate reports: A Central Texas mother is warning parents about “Hocus Pocus 2,” the sequel to the cult Disney favorite released this past week on the company’s new Disney+ streaming service. “A worst case scenario is: you unleash hell on your kids and in your home,” said Jamie Gooch, “The whole movie is based on witches harvesting children …

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Ohio Republican: God Kills Those Who Oppose Me

“You know, I had another officeholder, he came to me, said ‘I’m gonna take you out.’ And I said, ‘You can hate me all you want, but you hate the work of God and I’m not responsible for what happens to you.’ “And you know what, it wasn’t a month later that that man was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease. Advanced! …

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Appeals Court: Loomer Owes Muslim Group $125,000

Tech Dirt reports: Engaging in performative litigation may be fun to do and score points with your fan base. But, sooner or later, these theatrical productions tend to generate actual costs — something that can’t be offset with shares and retweets, or even votes at the polls. Laura Loomer, an alt-right personality mostly known for ineffectively handcuffing herself to the …

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