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Lindell Offers $5M Reward To Disprove His Batshittery

Raw Story reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell claimed on Wednesday that he will pay $5 million to anyone who attends his cyber symposium and can prove that data in his possession did not come from the 2020 election. During an appearance on Real America’s Voice, Lindell presented strict rules for winning the $5 million bounty. He said that participants would …

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QAnon Rep: Vax Questions “Violate My HIPAA Rights”

The Hill reports: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) declined to reveal if she is vaccinated against COVID-19 when asked on Tuesday, claiming the inquiry was a violation of her health privacy rights. “Have you yourself been vaccinated and do you disagree with the Republican Whip?” a reporter asked Greene, noting House Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.) said that he had …

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Lindell’s Latest Election Overturn Date: August 14th

Mediaite reports: Continuing to tout the latest 2020 election conspiracy theory, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has set a date for Donald Trump’s alleged return to office this summer. “The morning of August 13, it will be the talk of the world, going, ‘Hurry up! Let’s get this election pulled down,” he told Brannon Howse of Worldview Weekend Broadcast Network. “Let’s …

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Christian Prophet: Biden Has “Slotted Serpent’s Eyes”

“I took a picture on my phone right on television and when I pulled it up, his eyes at that moment – if you’ll look at the eyes, you’ll notice they’re serpent’s pupils, they’re slotted pupils. “Now, other times they’re not like that. But at times, it shows a slotted serpent’s eye. People say, ‘Oh, that was photoshopped.’ No, it …

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AGAIN: Lindell Moves Back Trump’s Return To “The Fall”

Right Wing Watch has the transcript: We’re bringing in all the cyber guys. They’re gonna be there. Then we’re bringing all the media. Maybe even Fox will show up! What a concept. And then we’re going to bring in all senators, governors—even the corrupt ones, Brian Kemp—and legislatures, secretary of states, and every single government official that wants to be …

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Hate Group Claims National Support For Plan To Make “Woke” Teachers Wear Body Cams In Their Classroom

Via press release from Christian Newswire: Since we released our call for body cameras in a Nevada school district, a nationwide outcry over political speech in the classroom has led us to join the fight on a national level. “The response has been overwhelming. Parents from across the nation are contacting us wanting help to make this idea a reality …

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Christian Site: Satan Wants You To Eat Doughnuts

Charisma News reports: “We have absolutely promoted sickness within our church gatherings by serving these foods that are not foods at all,” naturopathic doctor Mark Sherwood said on a recent episode of the Greenelines podcast on the Charisma Podcast Network. “They’re actually ‘frankenfood,’ next to demonic foods, and we serve them with a celebratory mindset.” Sherwood says these evil-inducing foods …

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Lindell: I’m Spending “A Lot Of Money” To Track Down The “Bots And Trolls” That Got My Lawyer Fired [VIDEO]

“I want everyone to know about cancel culture. The law firm that we hired here in Minneapolis. They were hired — you have to get a local firm — that was hired, so we hired them. Well they were attacked by bots and trolls and emails and everything, after this was filed last Thursday. “On Friday morning they fired the …

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Magneto Trends On Twitter Due To Anti-Vax Nutbag

The X-Men character Magneto is trending on Twitter this morning thanks to anti-vax crackpot Sherri Tenpenny. Yesterday I gave you a partial quote from her testimony before the Ohio legislature and now we’ve got the video. “I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized They can put …

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Delgaudio: Burger King Sells “Homosexual Chickens”

A longtime JMG favorite is back from the dead: Eugene Delgaudio, president of Public Advocate, said “Burger King seems to have announced that their Chicken Sandwiches are homosexual chicken sandwiches by promising to donate 250,000 dollars to the homosexual lobby. Don’t support the gay lobby, homosexual chickens or donations to the homosexual lobby and avoid burger king. This nutty fast …

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Anti-Vax Nut Testifies That Vaccine Magnetizes Humans: Keys And Forks Stick To You, You Can Interface With 5G

Cleveland’s NBC News affiliate reports: A Cleveland doctor and anti-vaccine advocate went on a rant about 5G internet and metal objects sticking to the bodies of vaccinated people while giving testimony at an Ohio House Health Committee meeting Tuesday. “I’m sure you’ve seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they’re magnetized. …

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Pharmacist Gets Three Years For Wrecking Vax Doses

NBC News reports: A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced the Wisconsin pharmacist who destroyed 500 Covid-19 vaccine doses to three years in prison, according to NBC affiliate WTMJ of Milwaukee. Back in January, Steven Brandenburg agreed to plead guilty to two counts of attempting to tamper with consumer products with reckless disregard. Brandenburg intentionally removed doses of the Moderna vaccine …

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Michele Bachmann: The Capitol Riot Was A “Theatrical Event” Put On By Progressives To “Memory Hole” MAGA

“Jan. 6, we’re all told that that’s the worst day that ever happened, these were the worst riots in America. It absolutely wasn’t. It is my opinion that this was a theatrical event that the progressive left put on. “The individuals who were the instigators, who brought this about, these were agitators brought in to create this problem. I believe …

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Trump Cultist Prophet: I Am “The Mouthpiece of God” And If You Mock Me, God Will Make You Insane [VIDEO]

“There’s prophets of great magnitude speaking everywhere right now, but yet they attack them. The groups that represent abominations before the Lord, the LGBTQ—whatever they call themselves, plus whatever they add—attacking prophets. “You’re ripping the mantles of prophets, and you’ve determined your time of falling. However you treat the mouth of God, it determines your future. It’s a dangerous thing …

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Lindell Claims He’s Been Threatened With Beheading

The Insider reports: A district judge in Washington, DC, has ruled that MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell doesn’t have to publicly reveal his address in court documents related to his legal battle against Dominion Voting Systems, after lawyers for Lindell said it would put him at risk of death threats. In documents filed May 14, legal representatives for Lindell said MyPillow …

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Kirstie Alley: Depression Isn’t A Mental Illness [VIDEO]

“You aren’t really allowed to say this in the very liberal community because they think what you’re saying is stigmatizing mental illness. “Well, this is what I’m here to say — I don’t think you’re mentally ill if you’re depressed. You know people say to me, ‘Well, you’re a Scientologist.’ “I feel lucky that I’m a Scientologist. Because in Scientology …

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QAnon Pastor: Tom Hanks, Biden, And The Clintons Are Dead, Replaced With Clones, Trump Has Air Force One

“Tom Hanks is dead. Newsflash. Tom Hanks is dead. Joe Biden is dead. OK? The Clintons are dead, OK? You’ve got clones running this country. “See, I’ve got the testicular fortitude to say what needs to be said. Why? Because I’m a man of God. “You’ve got these punk-tified preachers saying, ‘I don’t want to lose my 501(C)3 so we …

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Televangelist: Facebook’s Ban On Trump Is The Same Mistake That Satan Made When He Killed Jesus Christ

“We need 100,000 patriots to become reporters for Donald Trump. Get his words out there since they wanted to be so smart that they wound up being stupid. They made the same mistake that Satan made when he killed Jesus Christ. By killing that one man and killing his voice, he created a world full of little Christians that echo …

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Prophet: In Heaven You Travel By Flying Cars & Bubbles

“Most of the cars don’t really have wheels, per se. Most cars fly in Heaven, but there’s all different ways you transport. “There’s bubbles you can step into and they float you there. There’s amusement parks, there’s rodeos, there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points. “There’s some people’s …

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Lindell To Attempt Site Re-Launch At SD “Corn Palace”

Dakota News Now reports: MyPillow CEO and conservative commentator Mike Lindell is planning to launch his new social media platform at a rally at the Corn Palace in Mitchell. The announcement was made on the “Bannon War Room” podcast, which is hosted by Steve Bannon. Dakota News Now spoke with Corn Palace Director Doug Greenway, who confirmed the event is …

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