Tag Archives: loony tunes

LOCK HER UP: Deranged Trump Fan Crashes NBC Interview To Hurl F-Bombs At Startled Reporter [VIDEO]

The Hill reports: An unidentified woman wearing a Donald Trump shirt screamed profanities at an NBC News reporter during the taping of an interview in New York Thursday night. Cal Perry was taping an interview with a Trump protester in midtown Manhattan when the unidentified woman began lashing out at him and the media in general. “You don’t include the …

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Christian Site: Trump’s Election Has Released Jezebel’s Curse On America And Overturned Satan’s Throne

“In the 1990s, a Jezebel curse was released over our nation. Today, it is broken. Early Tuesday morning, I released a dream and a prophetic word — ‘Prophecy: on Election Day, a Kingdom Will Be Toppled.’ The word was as clear as anything I’ve ever heard the Lord say. I felt in my spirit I knew exactly what He meant …

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Trump Supporting Pastor: Demonic Hornets Will Be Stinging Americans With Lustful Homosexuality [VIDEO]

Back in September, Donald Trump headlined a Christian conference hosted by Pastor Frank Amedia, who claims that he saved countless lives in Hawaii by praying away a tsunami. Well, Pastor Amedia has had another vision from White Jesus. Via Right Wing Watch: In a livestreamed sermon on Sunday, Amedia went into greater detail about his prophecy, saying that the “putrid …

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WND: Secret Bible Code Predicts Trump Victory

From World Net Daily: Forget what the polls and the pundits are saying. The answer to who will win Tuesday’s presidential election is in the Bible, says an Israeli rabbi. Hillary may as well give her concession speech now. Rabbi Matityahu Glazerson, an international Bible codes expert who has written 30 books, says it’s a fait accompli for Donald Trump. …

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Pro-Trump Home-Schooled Christian Child Sings About ISIS, Bloody Victory, And Crooked Hillary [VIDEO]

Child abuse. Via press release from Christian NewsWire: With less than a week until Election Day, a young girl sings a song to appeal to Christian voters. “Christians – Don’t Stay Home on Election Day” is a powerful plea that focuses on the massacre of Christians in the Middle East and the plight of the preborn under the Democrats. “I …

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Michele Bachmann: Jesus Told The FBI Where To Find Those Emails Because Everybody Prayed [AUDIO]

According to Crazy Eyes, White Jesus totally directed the FBI to those emails on Huma Abedin’s computer. Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “I think so many people have been praying and fasting and I think God is revealing the hidden things and the hidden motives at this crucial point so people can understand truth,” she said. …

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Texas GOP Nutjob: Gays Are Like Termites Eating Away At The Foundation Of God’s Moral Society [VIDEO]

Communist termites at that. Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Saturday, Steven Hotze of Conservative Republicans of Texas addressed the anti-LGBT Stand 4 Truth conference in Houston, where he warned that “the homosexual movement” has “infiltrated” American society. “Think of them like termites,” he said, “they get into the wood of the house and they eat away at …

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WND: The Media Is Driving “Demonic Activity”

From World Net Daily: Huge spikes in reported demonic activity all over the world. Black masses and blasphemous rituals held in cities around the country. The rise of Satanism as devil worshipers openly organize in what was once a Christian country. Suddenly, Halloween doesn’t seem so innocent anymore. Karl Payne, the former chaplain of the NFL’s Seattle Seahawks and a …

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Loony Tunes Alex Jones: Donald Trump Is God’s Messenger And The King David Of Our Times [VIDEO]

God must love to grab pussies: “It’s official, Donald J. Trump has won the 2016 election in a massive landslide,” Alex Jones declared this week. Of course, he was only speaking metaphorically, alleging that even if Trump doesn’t get elected—because the election is stolen from him—he will be the real winner because he “promoted nationalism,” “exposed globalism” and birthed new …

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Jim Bakker Guest: Liberal Groups Are Using Witchcraft To Cloud The Minds Of Conservatives [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “The web literally is coming down on America. And what’s sad is, how many Christians feel this fog on their head at times? Do you feel that? It’s almost like everything’s going wrong. We don’t realize it’s a remnant operating strategically through organizations that are intent on shifting the American culture …

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Alt-Right Radio Host Predicts White Baby Boom Because White Women Are Having Sex Dreams About Trump

Crooks & Liars reports: Matt Forney, a self-described alt-right radio host, suggested this week that there would be a “white baby boom” after the November election because “women are having sex dreams” about Donald Trump. In a tweet on Monday, Matt Forney mocked Cosmopolitan writer Laura Beck, who said that allegations about Trump groping women were impacting her sex life. …

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David Barton: Voter Turnout Was 100% For America’s First 200 Years As God Commanded [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last weekend, Religious Right activist and pseudo-historian David Barton spoke at Harvest New Beginnings church in Illinois, where he absurdly claimed that for the first 200 years of the United States’ existence, the country regularly had 100 percent voter turnout. Barton was making his standard case that Christians have a responsibility to vote …

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Michele Bachmann: All Christians Must Rally Behind Donald Trump In Order To Glorify A Holy God [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On recent episodes of his “Life Today” program, televangelist James Robison has been airing portions of a gathering that he hosted featuring dozens of Religious Right pastors and activists urging conservative Christians to vote in the upcoming election. Robison has addressed Donald Trump campaign events in the past and has vocally supported the …

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Chick Tract Publisher Jack Chick Dies At 92

Nutjob evangelist Jack Chick, creator of the vicious (and often laughable) Chick Tracts, has died at the age of 92 according to his company’s Facebook page. From his Wikipedia entry: Many of Chick’s views were controversial, as he accused Roman Catholics, Freemasons, Muslims, Jews, and many other groups of murder and conspiracies, while Chick maintained his views were simply politically …

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Trump Fan Alex Jones: Demonic Hillary Smells Like Rotting Meat, Exactly As Foretold In The Bible [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday, Alex Jones repeated his claim that Hillary Clinton is literally demonic, this time while speaking with longtime anti-Clinton crusader Larry Nichols. Nichols said Clinton had attended “a witches’ church” in Los Angeles “every four to six weeks” while she lived in Arkansas and “is pure, deep, evil, mean, meaner than anything you’d …

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Trump Surrogate Harlan Hill: Hillary Mentions Russia’s Hacking So She Can Contest The Election [VIDEO]

In one of the looniest exchanges we’ve seen (today, at least) Bernie Sanders backer turned Trump surrogate Harlan Hill battled former Jeb Bush spox Tim Miller at great length before declaring that Hillary Clinton is “planting the seeds” for contesting the election by mentioning Russia’s hacking. Or something. The dumbfounded CNN host responded, “This is the first time we’re hearing …

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Pastor Rick Wiles’ Debate Prayer: Please White Jesus, Cloud Hillary’s Mind And Make Her Fall Down [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday on “Trunews,” Rick Wiles said that he has been praying for Donald Trump before each debate to ask God to protect him and guard him against demonic attacks from witches. Before the third debate, Wiles decided that he will also be “praying that confusion would cloud Hillary Clinton’s mind and that fear …

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Today’s World Net Daily Petition

From World Net Daily: Whereas, Donald Trump, during the second presidential debate on Oct. 9, said to Hillary Clinton, “If I win, I am going to instruct my attorney general to get a special prosecutor to look into your situation, because there has never been so many lies, so much deception. There has never been anything like it, and we’re …

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Green Party: Hillary Wants World War III

Today the Green Party literally declared that you must vote for Jill Stein because Hillary Clinton wants everybody in the world to die in a nuclear holocaust. That IS, after all, how most people expect WWIII to go. Moments after this insanity was posted, it was retweeted by Jill Stein herself or whoever is running her Twitter account. (Of course, …

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Right Wing Radio Pastor: Donald Trump’s Sexual Assault Accusers Are “Literally Satan’s Daughters” [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Jesse Lee Peterson, a conservative pastor and women’s suffrage opponent who is a big fan of Donald Trump, responded to the recent spate of sexual assault allegations against the GOP presidential nominee by claiming that “generation after generation of young girls have been taught” to falsely accuse men of assault and comparing women …

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