Tag Archives: loony tunes

NOT A WITCH THEN: Bryan Fischer Says Hillary Clinton Is Driven By The Spirit Of The Anti-Christ [VIDEO]

A few days ago the Christian site Charisma News pondered whether Hillary Clinton is a witch or the anti-Christ. American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer has an opinion. Via Right Wing Watch: Fresh from telling his radio audience that they cannot vote for Hillary Clinton because “women should not be entrusted with high political office,” Bryan Fischer declared yesterday …

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Christian Activist Ted Shoebat: Devil-Worshiping Killer Lesbian Hillary Clinton Must Be Put To Death [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: In his latest video, extremist right-wing activist Theodore Shoebat declared that Hillary Clinton is a devil worshipper who wants to kill Christians and therefore must be put to death. Shoebat declared that Clinton is a “sick woman” and a “decrepit, reprobate wretch,” but he couldn’t quite bring himself to openly call her a …

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Christian Site: Is Hillary A Witch Or The Anti-Christ?

Charisma News senior editor Jennifer LeClaire writes: Did you ever think there would come a day when someone would pose such queries about the former First Lady of the United States, the former Secretary of State, and now the Democratic nominee for president of the free world? I didn’t. But a new documentary has surfaced this week demanding answers. Titled …

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Worksheet From Duggar-Affiliated Home Schooling Group Explains Why God Allows Child Molestation

Hemant Mehta reports at The Friendly Atheist: The folks at Homeschoolers Anonymous recently got their hands on some old workbook pages used at the Institute of Basic Life Principles. That would be the Christian ministry founded by Bill Gothard, a man who resigned as President a couple of years ago after 34 women accused him of sexual harassment. In these …

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Donald Trump: President Obama Founded ISIS [VIDEO]

Apparently Donald Trump wants the world to forget his death threat against Hillary Clinton. This just might do it. ABC News reports: Donald Trump made a startling accusation against President Barack Obama during a Florida rally Wednesday night, telling supporters that the commander in chief is the “founder of ISIS.” “ISIS is honoring president Obama,” the Republican presidential nominee said …

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Benghazi Parents Sue Hillary For Wrongful Death

Nutjob teabagger Larry Klayman is behind this. NBC News reports: The parents of two Americans killed in the 2012 terrorist attacks on U.S. diplomatic facilities in Benghazi, Libya, filed a wrongful death lawsuit in federal court Monday against Hillary Clinton. In the suit, Patricia Smith and Charles Woods, the parents of Sean Smith and Tyrone Woods, claim that Clinton’s use …

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Flip Benham: The Streets And Schools Of Charlotte Will Flow With Blood Over Transgender Rights [VIDEO]

“There is one God and we’re going to stand for him in this city. You cannot make a moral wrong a civil right. You have no right to do that! It’s a moral wrong. If God doesn’t fix this city, if God isn’t the answer, if God isn’t at the foundation, you’re going to have bloodshed coursing down the corners …

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Pharma Douche: Hillary Obviously Has Parkinson’s

So here’s the meme sweeping Teabagistan today. Via InfoWars, because of course: According to pharmaceutical executive Martin Shkreli, footage of Hillary Clinton exhibiting bizarre behavior is proof that the presidential candidate is suffering from Parkinson’s disease. Citing his “15 year background in drug discovery and pharmaceuticals,” Shkreli asserts that the videos of Hillary’s strange facial movements and her difficulties with …

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Glenn Beck: No Matter Who Wins, Either Communist Hillary Or Fascist Trump Will Put Me In Prison [VIDEO]

 Via Right Wing Watch: Beck asserted that it doesn’t really matter, at least for him, whether Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton gets elected in November because he’ll wind up in jail under either one. Under a Clinton presidency, Beck said, “I think we’re looking at Argentina, I think we’re looking at Evita,” while under a Trump presidency, “we’re looking at …

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Pat Boone: The Existence Of ISIS And Hillary Clinton Prove That God No Longer Protects America

“Instead of ‘Morning in America,’ we have 20 trillion in unpayable debt, dollar bills worth about 0 cents in purchasing power, CIA reports of festering ISIS cells in all 50 states and 47 million citizens on food stamps. “Following a president and attorney general who refuse to enforce existing immigration laws, we have a candidate who intends to admit 80,000 …

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Trump Spox Katrina Pierson: The Khan’s Son Died Because Of Hillary & Obama (He Died In 2004) [VIDEO]

Tonight Trump spokes-lunactic Katrina Pierson declared on CNN that the son of Khans probably died in Iraq because President Obama and Hillary Clinton had “changed the rules of engagement” for US troops. Seriously. Watch below. Capt. Humayun Khan died on June 8th, 2004 during the presidency of George W. Bush.

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UTAH: Anti-Gay Troll Sues To Marry His Laptop, State Tells Him To Get Lost Because Gay Marriage Is Legal

Remember the nutcase who sued Apple in 2013 because his computer didn’t block him from accessing the porn which ruined his marriage? And then in 2014 when he attempted to intervene in one of Florida’s same-sex marriage cases so that he could marry that porn-filled laptop? And then in April of this year when he tried the same thing in …

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Trump Backer Roger Stone Promotes Anti-Khan Claims By “Death To Gays” Lunatics Ted And Walid Shoebat

Last night leading Trump surrogate and pro-Trump super PAC head Roger Stone tweeted out a link to the site of Ted Shoebat and his father, Walid, who claim that Khizr Khan is an agent of the Muslim Brotherhood. As regular JMG readers know, the Shoebats frequently call for the executions of homosexuals, women who have abortions, and Christians who support …

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Rep. Louie Gohmert: Immigrants Will Ruin America Because They Don’t Understand Us [AUDIO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Today on “Breitbart News Daily,” Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas said that Democratic Party under President Obama “is not that much different from the Democratic Party fifty years ago that was out to manipulate African-Americans. They’re still manipulating them,” Gohmert said. The Republican congressman also criticized Sen. John McCain, who is facing a …

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Pastor Rick Wiles: Satan Is Using Pokemon Go To Spawn Demonic Powers To Murder Christians [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: On Monday, “Trunews” host Rick Wiles recounted a story about how he called the police after seeing a man taking photos of his office building, only to discover that the suspicious man was simply playing Pokémon Go on his phone. Wiles, however, said that something sinister is afoot, warning that “these Pokémon creatures …

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Liberty Counsel Help Wanted Ad Promises “Eternal Rewards” For Lawyers That Fight LGBT Rights

If you work for Liberty Counsel, you are totally spending eternity in heaven. Via press release: Are you a highly-motivated Christian attorney who is passionate about advancing religious freedom, the sanctity of human life and family values? Do you have an unquenchable desire to be on the front lines of the culture war that is raging against America’s Christian heritage? …

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MAINE: Christian Group Behind LGBT Rights Repeal Push Also Seeks To Recriminalize Homosexuality

Back in April, I reported that Maine has approved ballot language for a referendum that would repeal LGBT protections in that state. Today we learn that the Christian group behind the referendum has bigger plans. Bangor’s CBS affiliate reports: Mike Heath and other former heads of the Christian Civic League of Maine have formed a new group, “Equal Rights, not …

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Eugene Delgaudio Announces Plan To Run Anti-Gay Marriage Banner Planes Over GOP Convention

Anti-gay nutter Eugene Delgaudio writes from a warehouse swarming with long-haired men to announce his plan for the GOP convention. Via email: The Homosexual Lobby’s attempt to take over the Republican National Convention and replace Real Marriage with their radical Agenda has already begun. Liberals on the Platform committee will team up with Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) who refused to …

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Crackpot Alex Jones: George Soros Engineered The Dallas Attack As Part Of Marxist Overthrow Plot [VIDEO]

You knew this was coming. Via Right Wing Watch: InfoWars network host Alex Jones claimed today that liberal philanthropist George Soros engineered the murder of several law enforcement officers in Dallas as part of his nefarious plot to divide and destroy the U.S. Jones, an outspoken ally of Donald Trump, said that Soros is pushing for a “Marxist overthrow of …

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KENTUCKY: Anti-Gay Nutjob Sues Kim Davis And Gov. Matt Bevin For Refusing To Let Him Marry His Laptop

Remember the nutcase who sued Apple in 2013 because his MacBook didn’t block him from accessing the porn which ruined his marriage? And then in 2014 when he attempted to intervene in one of Florida’s same-sex marriage cases so that he could marry that porn-filled laptop? And then earlier this year when he sued the state of Texas, again for …

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