Tag Archives: loony tunes

Leading Prospect For Trump’s Agriculture Cabinet Post Once Held Public Prayer Vigil For Rain [VIDEO]

Yet another climate change denier, neo-Confederate, and God-botherer. Josh Israel reports at Think Progress: After selecting a cabinet dominated by conservative white men with poor records on civil rights and a history of climate science denial, it appears Donald Trump may fill one of the few remaining slots with a conservative white man with a poor record on civil rights …

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VIRGINIA: State Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall Intros Bill Declaring Porn A Public Health Hazard Like Smoking

We haven’t heard from this loony tune nutbag in a while. The Associated Press reports: A Virginia lawmaker is asking the state legislature to declare pornography a public health hazard — a move he hopes will pave the way for limits of some sort. Del. Robert Marshall, R—Prince William, has proposed a resolution stating that pornography leads to many social …

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Jim Bakker: God Told Me To Back Trump So Public School Kids Will Be Forced To Read The Bible [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Jim Bakker revealed on his program today that God called on him to help get Donald Trump elected president because Trump “stands for Bible reading” in public schools and says the words “Merry Christmas.” But because “the family of God” elected Trump, Bakker said, the forces of “evil” are now fighting back. “All hell is …

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Hate Group Laments “Five Worst” Pro-LGBT United Nations Moments Of 2016, Including “Explicit” Stamps

The anti-LGBT Catholic hate group C-FAM has published its five worst moments at the United Nations in 2016 and you’ll be shocked to learn that Satan-possessed homosexuals ruined just about everything. From their website: UN Appoints UN Czar for Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity In what can only be considered a final gift to the Obama Administration’s efforts to promote …

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Loony Louie Gohmert Preps Bill To Defund United Nations And Make It A Crime To Recognize Palestine

From the far-right Western Journalism: Between Friday’s stab-in-the-back betrayal of one of the country’s closest allies and Wednesday’s insult-to-injury speech by Secretary of State John Kerry, President Barack Obama’s foreign policies are careening to the end of his term like a runaway train. But a conservative Texas congressman wants to put on the brakes. Rep. Louie Gohmert, the veteran Republican …

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PHILADELPHIA: Deranged Trump Fan Bursts Into Catholic Mass To Scream About Pizzagate [VIDEO]

The Philly Voice reports: The Northeast Philadelphia man who gained recognition for hoisting a “Hillary 4 Prison” sign on Roosevelt Boulevard during the 2016 presidential campaign burst into The Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul early Monday and delivered a screed against the Catholic Church, invoking the debunked Pizzagate conspiracy theory in the process. Howard Caplan had already made …

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Scamvangelist Paula “Resurrection Life Seeds” White Named To Trump’s Invocation Ceremony Team

Back in September 2015 a caravan of cuckoo Christian crackpots careened into Trump Tower in midtown Manhattan where notorious mascara addict Jan Crouch and other Bellevue escapees laid hands upon His Holy Donaldness, totally guaranteeing that Christ His Damn Self and millions of other white people would vote for him. Most prominent among those seen fondling Hair Furor’s golden lapel …

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Franklin Graham: Carrie Fisher And George Michael Are Totally Burning In Hell If They Didn’t Accept Jesus

“This week pop icon George Michael passed away at age 53, Star Wars actress Carrie Fisher died at 60, and award winning Watership Down author Richard Adams died at the age of 96. From the unknown to the most well-known, we all have something in common—death. Our time on earth is brief—the Bible says like ‘a vapor.’ And each of …

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Alex Jones: Did Hollywood’s Mafia Kill Carrie Fisher?

He’s just asking! Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Radio conspiracy theorist Alex Jones reacted to the death of Carrie Fisher today by wondering if the late actress was actually murdered by people trying to make money off of her recently released book. Jones, who said that he was only speculating, compared Fisher’s passing to the death of Joan …

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British TV Host: Eating Ice Cream Is Gay [VIDEO]

The Guardian reports: Richard Hammond has been criticised for linking eating ice-cream with being gay on the latest episode of The Grand Tour, the TV motoring show he co-hosts with Jeremy Clarkson and James May. The exchange occurred on Happy Finnish Christmas, the sixth episode of the first season of the show, which was released on Amazon Prime on 23 …

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Benham Brothers: HB2’s Repeal Is A Total “Political Shakedown” Aimed At Persecuting Christians [VIDEO]

The crackpot Benham brothers, hateful spawn of spittle-flecked raging lunatic preacher Flip Benham, played a big role in promoting North Carolina’s HB2. Therefore they are EVER so pissed that it will likely be repealed tomorrow. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: In a video uploaded to their Facebook page today, the brothers warned that the move to repeal the …

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Trump Ally Roger Stone Launches Petition To Incoming Attorney General Jeff Sessions: Charge Hillary Now

Law Newz reports: Roger Stone apparently really wants to see Hillary Clinton “frogged marched” out of her Chappaqua, NY residence and into the Metropolitan Correction Center in Manhattan to await criminal charges of some sort. In fact, Stone is reportedly now formally petitioning the incoming Trump administration to empanel a grand jury to investigate possible criminal charges against the former …

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Tom DeLay: God Chose Donald Trump So Christians Can Have A Clean Slate To Reshape America [VIDEO]

Former GOP House Majority Leader and reality show contestant Tom DeLay was interviewed by loony tunes fake news outlet World Net Daily and had some typically reasonable things to say. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “Now that Trump is elected, I’m very excited about it because I see now what God is doing,” DeLay said. “First of all, …

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Eugene Delgaudio Petition: Demand That Donald Trump Repeals Obama’s Mandatory Homosexual Indoctrination

It was a dark and stormy night in Eugene Delgaudio’s warehouse full of long-haired men. He writes: With the stroke of a pen, Obama unilaterally issued dozens of Executive Orders to reward the Homosexual Lobby for their loyal support in his elections. Acting as a one-man Congress, Obama’s decrees are taken directly from the Homosexual Lobby’s radical Agenda. Every federal …

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Alex Jones: Kanye West Only Met With Donald Trump To Escape The Evil Clutches Of The Illuminati [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Alex Jones knows the real reason why Kanye West stopped by Trump Tower for a meeting with the president-elect: to get out of the clutches of the Illuminati. According to Jones, West “knows about the Illuminati” and “went to some of the spirit cooking events that were public” and, as a result, wants to distance himself …

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SECRETARY OF REALITY SHOWS: Kanye West Brings Large Entourage To Meet With Donald Trump [VIDEO]

Bustle reports: Well, this is… weird. On Tuesday morning, Kanye West showed up at Trump Tower to meet with the president-elect. The rapper and fashion designer brought his sizable entourage, although wife Kim Kardashian did not join him. In mid-November, shortly before spending a week in a California hospital to treat what TMZ reported to be exhaustion and psychiatric issues, …

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Alex Jones: The CIA’s Plan To Assassinate Trump Is Already On Obama’s Desk Awaiting Approval [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: In a broadcast posted online yesterday, notorious conspiracy theorist Alex Jones said that the intelligence community’s findings that Russia interfered in the presidential election in order to help Donald Trump and hurt Hillary Clinton amount to nothing but a baseless conspiracy theory. The CIA, according to Jones, plans to use the pretext of …

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End Times Pastor Tells Felon Jim Bakker: Rabbis Have Revealed That Trump May Be The Messiah [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Jim Bakker hosted several fellow End Times preachers on his television program today to discuss the prophetic implications of the presidential election. One of Bakker’s guests, Tom Horn, a prolific author of Last Days-themed books, spent an entire segment of the program explaining that “rabbis” have revealed that Trump may be the …

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Alex Jones: “Candybutt” Glenn Beck Is Secretly Gay

Via Mediaite: Conspiracy radio host Alex Jones hit back at The Blaze’s Glenn Beck the day after Beck labeled him a “madman,” accusing-but-not-accusing Beck of being gay. “Why is Glenn Beck out to get me, why is he always attacking me, starting like ten years ago?” Jones asked rhetorically. Jones said that he knew and met Beck back in the …

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UNQUALIFIED: That Time HUD Nominee Ben Carson Said It’s Communistic To Fight Housing Discrimination

Brian Tashman lays it out at Right Wing Watch: In November, Carson’s spokesman said that the former neurosurgeon and Republican presidential candidate didn’t want to pursue a role in the Trump administration because he has no relevant experience in managing a federal agency and the “last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the …

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