Tag Archives: loony tunes

Loony Steve King: I Did The Math On My Calculator And There Were Definitely 2.4 Million Illegal Votes [VIDEO]

Raw Story reports: Rep. Steve King (R-IA) said on Tuesday that he had personally done an “extrapolation calculation” from two Virginia counties and determined that President Donald Trump had likely lost the popular vote due to 2.4 million “illegal” voters. During an interview with King on MSNBC, host Hallie Jackson noted that Trump told congressional leaders on Monday that 3 …

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World Net Daily Urges Trump To Invade Saudi Arabia: Seize Their Oil, De-Fang The Head Of The Jihadi Snake

Global thermonuclear war. It’s what Jesus would want. Via World Net Daily: Would you like to know how the United States can virtually eliminate global Islamic terrorism and world hunger with one stroke? Seize the oil wells of Saudi Arabia. If this sounds preposterous and unethical – “the U.S. doesn’t go on the offensive, and it certainly doesn’t ‘steal’ other …

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Roger Stone: Anti-Trump Activists Poisoned Me [VIDEO]

Brian Tashman reports at Right Wing Watch: Donald Trump confidant Roger Stone appeared yesterday on Alex Jones’ conspiracy theory program, where he alleged that he had been poisoned with polonium or a polonium-like substance, causing him to have fevers, lesions and extreme diarrhea. Stone, who assured Jones that he is a healthy “user of the InfoWars supplements” peddled by Jones’ …

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Roger Stone: My Photographic Analysis Proves That Ted Cruz’s Father Definitely Helped Assassinate JFK

“In my upcoming book, The Making President 2016, I show you why it is not fake news and I make the case that Ted Cruz’s father was indeed a CIA operative and was indeed in New Orleans. So that has yet to be adjudicated. You’re going to want to read this book. Why did Trump do that? That’s simple. It …

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Evangelical “Prelates And Prophets” To Create “Shield Of Prayer” Around Donald Trump On Inauguration Day

From the about page of POTUS Shield: The prophets spoke, the leaders stood up, and the people heard … We repented, we prayed, we declared… and the Lord moved! On a single day in November He shifted the future of this nation and also inspired the Body of Christ with renewed hope! On January 20, 2017 our nation celebrates the …

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Sarah Palin: Journalists “Spit On The Graves Of Our Veterans” When They Dare To Criticize Donald Trump

“When PE-Trump takes on corrupt lying lapdog media it is vindication and validation for those without a microphone who’ve been shot by reporters engaged in politics of personal destruction. These ‘journalists’ – bad characters that they are – hurt our nation tremendously; they disrespect those who fought and died to protect America’s freedom of the press; they spit upon the …

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Christian Group To Circle White House For Seven Days So White Jesus Will Destroy Obama’s “Spiritual Walls”

A nutjob Christian group calling themselves Intercessors For America has quite the bizarre event planned. Helping them out will be the End-Time Handmaidens. I’m not kidding. Via press release: For too long, our adversary has built mighty walls around our elected officials in Washington, D.C. So, starting on Jan. 13, 2017, we will begin a seven-day Jericho march around the …

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David Benham: Gay Marriage Is “Satan’s Mask For Robbing And Killing And Destroying” Gay Men [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Religious Right activists David and Jason Benham were the guests again today on Liberty Counsel’s “Faith and Freedom” radio program, where David declared that marriage equality is a satanic attack on God that is a consequence of society having been taken over by those with a “darkened heart” and a “depraved mind.” “We’ve …

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E.W. Jackson: Kim Burrell’s Backlash Happened Because Democrats “Hate The Guts” Of Black Christians [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Religious Right activist and failed Virginia lieutenant governor E.W. Jackson dedicated his “The Awakening” radio program today to railing against those who are criticizing gospel singer Kim Burrell for a sermon she delivered in which she railed against the “perverted homosexual spirit.” Jackson was aghast that a “bunch of godless atheist secularists” criticized …

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NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE: Israel’s National Police Chief Reportedly Readies Bodyguards For The Return Of Jesus

World Net Daily this morning excitedly linked to this story on Breaking Israel News: Roni Alsheikh, the Israeli Commissioner of Police, announced last week that his department of law enforcement personnel is preparing for the arrival of the Messiah in a truly unique way. Alsheikh was filmed at a celebration held by Chabad Hasidim in his neighborhood of Givat Shmuel, …

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WND Issues Urgent Warning That More Exorcists Are Needed To Fight “Army Of Demons On The Loose”

They tweeted this story right after denouncing CNN as fake news. Via World Net Daily: As 2016 ends, priests are calling for more exorcists to fight what they are calling “an army of demons.” Satanic groups openly organize against Christianity, even at Christmas. And trendy festivals like Burning Man are increasingly resembling something like a religion. It’s part of a …

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Franklin Graham: My Followers Prayed Trump Into Office By Begging Forgiveness For America’s Sins

“I believe God’s hand was involved in this election. I base that on going to all 50 capital cities and seeing the hundreds of thousands of people who came to pray. They didn’t come to hear me preach — they came from across their state to pray. They stood in rain, in snow, in the heat of summer to pray …

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Creationist Ken Ham: The Only Cause Of Death Is Sin

Creationist nutjob Ken Ham, founder of the Creation Museum and the Ark Encounter, took to Twitter this morning to dispute a Fox News report on “rising death rates in the USA.” According to Ham, the death rate has been unchanged for all 6000 years of the Earth’s existence and every single person who ever lived was murdered by God for …

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VIRGINIA: Sideshow Bob Marshall Files “Bathroom Bill” That Requires Schools To Out Transgender Students

Last week Marshall filed a bill which would classify porn as a public health hazard similar to smoking. The Washington Post reports on his latest assholery: A Virginia legislator has filed a bill to regulate transgender people’s use of restrooms in schools, at highway rest stops and in other government buildings — a proposal akin to a controversial North Carolina …

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Leading Prospect For Trump’s Agriculture Cabinet Post Once Held Public Prayer Vigil For Rain [VIDEO]

Yet another climate change denier, neo-Confederate, and God-botherer. Josh Israel reports at Think Progress: After selecting a cabinet dominated by conservative white men with poor records on civil rights and a history of climate science denial, it appears Donald Trump may fill one of the few remaining slots with a conservative white man with a poor record on civil rights …

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VIRGINIA: State Del. “Sideshow” Bob Marshall Intros Bill Declaring Porn A Public Health Hazard Like Smoking

We haven’t heard from this loony tune nutbag in a while. The Associated Press reports: A Virginia lawmaker is asking the state legislature to declare pornography a public health hazard — a move he hopes will pave the way for limits of some sort. Del. Robert Marshall, R—Prince William, has proposed a resolution stating that pornography leads to many social …

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Jim Bakker: God Told Me To Back Trump So Public School Kids Will Be Forced To Read The Bible [VIDEO]

Via Right Wing Watch: Televangelist Jim Bakker revealed on his program today that God called on him to help get Donald Trump elected president because Trump “stands for Bible reading” in public schools and says the words “Merry Christmas.” But because “the family of God” elected Trump, Bakker said, the forces of “evil” are now fighting back. “All hell is …

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Hate Group Laments “Five Worst” Pro-LGBT United Nations Moments Of 2016, Including “Explicit” Stamps

The anti-LGBT Catholic hate group C-FAM has published its five worst moments at the United Nations in 2016 and you’ll be shocked to learn that Satan-possessed homosexuals ruined just about everything. From their website: UN Appoints UN Czar for Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity In what can only be considered a final gift to the Obama Administration’s efforts to promote …

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Loony Louie Gohmert Preps Bill To Defund United Nations And Make It A Crime To Recognize Palestine

From the far-right Western Journalism: Between Friday’s stab-in-the-back betrayal of one of the country’s closest allies and Wednesday’s insult-to-injury speech by Secretary of State John Kerry, President Barack Obama’s foreign policies are careening to the end of his term like a runaway train. But a conservative Texas congressman wants to put on the brakes. Rep. Louie Gohmert, the veteran Republican …

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PHILADELPHIA: Deranged Trump Fan Bursts Into Catholic Mass To Scream About Pizzagate [VIDEO]

The Philly Voice reports: The Northeast Philadelphia man who gained recognition for hoisting a “Hillary 4 Prison” sign on Roosevelt Boulevard during the 2016 presidential campaign burst into The Cathedral Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul early Monday and delivered a screed against the Catholic Church, invoking the debunked Pizzagate conspiracy theory in the process. Howard Caplan had already made …

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