Raging anti-LGBT activist Elizabeth Johnston, the self-proclaimed “Activist Mommy” mother of ten, first appeared on JMG last year when she burned a copy of Teen Vogue because the magazine had published a safe-sex guide. Yesterday Johnston appeared on Tony Perkins’ radio show to promote her coming “Sex Ed Sit-Out.” Here’s an excerpt of her rant, via the Family Research Council: …
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Right Wing Pastor: I Squished An Ant And Then I Raised It From The Dead And Then It Looked At Me [VIDEO]
You might recall this lunatic’s previously appearances on JMG, such as the time that he claimed demonic hornets were stinging Americans with “lustful homosexuality.” Today he’s back with another insect tale, this time about an ant that he squished and then miraculously resurrected with the power of White Jesus. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing pastor Frank Amedia, …
Read More »Mike Huckabee: A Russian Meddled In My Butt
Mediaite reports: So, to recap, everybody: Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas and a former presidential candidate, wants the world to know that he had his tush looked at by a Russian doctor, and that he thinks it’s a funny joke to call a medical examination of his rear “meddling.” Feast your eyes, folks: The most gag-inducing five words …
Read More »Right Wing Pastor: Christians Who Don’t Obey Bible’s Command To Own AR-15s Are Worse Than Heathens
Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Chuck Baldwin, a right-wing pastor and radio host who was the 2008 Presidential nominee of the Christian Reconstructionist Constitution Party, appeared on Sheila Zilinsky’s podcast over the weekend, where he declared that any Christian who does not own the equivalent of an AR-15 assault rifle “has denied the Christian faith” and is “worse …
Read More »Roseanne Barr: Trump Has Freed Hundreds Of Children Each Month From Pimps And Sex Trafficking Rings
Mediaite reports: On the day that Roseanne Barr found out that ABC had greenlit the revival of her iconic sitcom for a second season following its blockbuster debut, she decided to publicly dip her toe back into the conspiratorial waters that have already haunted her show’s revival. We already know about her penchant for calling folks “Nazi” on Twitter — …
Read More »Fox News Stars Diamond & Silk: Hillary Sold Uranium To Russia “And Now Russia Has Nuclear Weapons” [VIDEO]
So this happened this morning on Fox & Friends: Staunch pro-Trump vloggers Diamond & Silk made an appearance on Fox & Friends to talk about, in part, how awful and evil Hillary Clinton is. What was most alarming about this particular diatribe from the duo, however, was their completely false claim that the former secretary of state sold a bunch …
Read More »InfoWars Loon Challenges Robert Mueller To Fistfight
Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Jerome Corsi, Washington bureau chief for the conspiracy theory outlet Infowars, said today that he wants to take Special Counsel Robert Mueller behind the Department of Justice and fight him. “I’m fed up with this. I want to say to Mueller, ‘Let’s go out in the backyard of the Justice Department. You’ve got …
Read More »DC Federal Court Boots Lawsuit From Anti-Gay Nutjob Seeking To Ban Pride Flags From Democrats’ Offices
Via press release: Congressman Alan Lowenthal (CA-47) today applauded the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia for its ruling today dismissing as frivolous a lawsuit against the Congressman and three House colleagues that sought to bar the LGBT Pride Flag from being flown in the Congressional office buildings on Capitol Hill and reverse the U.S. Supreme Court decision …
Read More »Right Wing Host Claims Parkland’s David Hogg “Had Something To Do With Stoneman Shooting” [VIDEO]
Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing commentator Josh Bernstein posted a video yesterday in which he speculated that David Hogg, a student who survived the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, last month and who has become a leading activist for gun reform, “had something to do with the Stoneman shooting” and was …
Read More »Christian College President Everett Piper Whines About Intolerant Reaction To His Comparing Gays To ISIS
Last week I reported that Oklahoma Wesleyan president Everett Piper had penned a column in which he compares gays to ISIS. Today Piper is very unhappy about people calling him out on that. So much for inclusion. So much for acceptance. So much for pluralism. So much for claiming that “it doesn’t matter what you believe as long as it …
Read More »Creationist Ken Ham: Chimpanzees Kill Each Other Because Adam’s Original Sin Totally Ruined Everything
This week famed primatologist Jane Goodall told a British newspaper of watching a years-long battle between two groups of chimpanzees which only ended when the last of the losing side had been killed. Goodall concluded, “War always seemed to me to be a purely human behaviour. I’ve come to accept that the dark, evil side of human nature is deeply …
Read More »Liberty Counsel: If You Buy Girl Scout Cookies You Are Paying To Promote Sexual Promiscuity To Innocent Girls
Via press release from the Liberty Counsel: Girl Scouts USA (GSUSA) has become a politically divisive, pro-abortion organization that has abandoned its mission years ago. GSUSA is the largest member organization of the World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts (WAGGGS), which aggressively promotes abortion and promiscuous sex on behalf of its 10 million members. WAGGGS states that “anyone …
Read More »GOP Rep Blames Deep State For Dr. Stabby’s Dining Set
The Huffington Post reports: Rep. Claudia Tenney (R-N.Y.) made yet another unfounded claim on Wednesday while speaking about Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson’s spending. The lawmaker was talking to a New York radio station when she blamed the “deep state” for a $31,000 dining set that Carson’s wife apparently ordered for his office. Tenney told the “Talk of …
Read More »Nutjob Seth Rich Conspiracy Loon Claims He Was Nearly Murdered By Fellow Nutjob Seth Rich Conspiracy Loon
The Washington Post reports: As conspiracy theories swirled around the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich, lobbyist Jack Burkman took the unusual step of launching his own private investigation. A man with military and security experience stepped up to help. Now Burkman alleges that man, Kevin Doherty, nearly killed him. Burkman, a conservative lobbyist who has also raised …
Read More »UTAH: Federal Court Dismisses Suit From Anti-Gay Nutjob Who Claims He Wants To Marry His Laptop
Ben Winslow reports at Salt Lake City’s Fox affiliate: A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit filed by a man seeking the right to marry his laptop. In an order obtained by FOX 13 on Monday, U.S. District Court Judge David Nuffer rejected a lawsuit leveled by Chris Sevier, who argued that if same-sex marriage is legal he should be …
Read More »Christian “Prophet”: White House Staff Turnover Is Just God Removing Those Who Oppose His Vision [VIDEO]
“God is separating the wheat from the chaff right now. If you are not on board with God’s vision — and people can blame this on Donald Trump all they want to, but Donald Trump was put in there to institute God’s vision, so you are either on board with God’s vision or you’re gone. It’s as simple as that. …
Read More »Christian Site: How To Stop Illuminati Witches From Controlling Your Mind With Sound Waves This Easter
Charisma News is out with yet another of their super-helpful anti-witchcraft tutorials: Ex-witch Beth Eckert recently conducted a study on the Easter season, and what she discovered really forced her to grapple with the truth about the Easter season. Yes, resurrection Sunday is a time to rejoice in our Savior breaking the confines of death. And while Satan lost his …
Read More »Linda Harvey: God Punishes America For Abortion By Making Gays Have Empty Sperm-Spilling Sex [VIDEO]
“One has to consider, first of all, the horrifying possibility that this complete sexual and human identity meltdown could be an aspect of God’s judgment on us for aborting millions of our children. It is very possible that as an instrument of God’s judgment, he is using the punishment to come on us through our children, the corruption of our …
Read More »Christian Radio Host: The Second Amendment Gives Us The Right To Own Any Weapon The Government Does
Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Tim Barton, who serves as the president of WallBuilders and co-host of the daily “WallBuilders Live” radio broadcast along with his father, Religious Right pseudo-historian David Barton, and former Texas state legislator Rick Green, insisted today that the Second Amendment guarantees to every American the right to own “the same level of weapons” …
Read More »Catholic Hate Group Issues Money Beg To Stop UN Sex Ed Program “Which Leads Children To Sin And Death”
Just in from C-FAM leader Austin Ruse: Today, as you read these words, we are in the thick of a desperate fight to keep a nasty program called “comprehensive sexuality education” (CSE) out of UN documents and therefore away from little school children. CSE is straight from the pits of hell. It is a program that leads children directly into …
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