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Megachurch Pastor: ABC’s Moderators Are With Satan

“Trump was interrogated while Harris was interviewed. That is why she did not answer any questions. She did not get one question that helped us see why she should be president. “Several times the moderators showed their bias by ‘fact checking’ Trump, but not Harris. This was truly the debate of Satan. A debate worthy of a country like Venezuela. …

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Pastor Bad Wig: ABC Used “Witchcraft” On Trump

“When I say ‘witchcraft’ I am talking about what happened tonight. Occult empowered deception, manipulation and domination. “That’s what ABC pulled off as moderators, and Kamala’s script handlers set up the kill box. One sided questions and fact checking sealed the box. Witchcraft. “It’s not over yet, but something supernatural needs to disrupt this counterfeit momentum because the same public …

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Megachurch Pastor: All Christians Should “Enter Into Prayer And Fasting” To Stop Harris’s “Dark Powers”

Megachurch Pastor Mario Murillo writes: Joy? What Joy? Joy is the last thing they are about. Sooner or later—and I pray it is not later—everyone is going to know what a lie Kamala is. Like everyone who uses language to hide what they really mean, she resorted to high sounding words and exhausted idioms. Instead of a clear message, she …

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GOP Rep Vows Federal Probe Into “Alien Mummies”

The New York Post reports: A congressman is vowing to help unravel the mystery behind Peru’s so-called “alien mummies.” Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.), one of the foremost voices in Congress on unidentified aerial phenomena (UAPs), declared that he would help get to the bottom of those puzzling Peruvian objects and recruit top talent to do so. “I will gladly help …

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Kennedy Wants Cabinet Post In Harris Administration

The Washington Post reports: Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sought a meeting last week with Democratic nominee Kamala Harris to discuss the possibility of serving in her administration, perhaps as a Cabinet secretary, if he throws his support behind her campaign and she wins, according to Kennedy campaign officials. Harris and her advisers have not responded with an …

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Jon Voight: “Cackling Hyena” Harris Wants To Take Away Your Kids And “Turn Them Into Non-Binaries”

“This is the war of our lifetime now. We the people are in trouble if this nation picks Kamala Harris. We must stop this crime that is happening. “It’s a war crime that Obama’s directing and Kamala Harris will be the cackling hyena that just listens and repeats. “If we don’t stop this horror, you, my friends, will have the …

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RFK Plans Anti-Addiction Organic “Wellness Farms”

Mother Jones reports: In a virtual event last week that was billed as a “Latino Town Hall,” presidential candidate and anti-vaccine activist Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. unveiled his plan to overhaul addiction treatment programs. Speaking during a live recording of the Latino Capitalist podcast, Kennedy described opioid, antidepressant, and ADHD “addicts” receiving treatment on tech-free “wellness farms,” where they would …

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Roseanne Barr: Obama Is Secretly President And He’ll Appoint His Wife And Hillary To Head The 2024 Ticket

“It doesn’t really matter who the Democrats choose because the president is Obama, and he’s in his third term now, and he’ll be running for his fourth term. “And I love that he has the brains behind the Democrat Party say that if Trump is elected, Trump will be a dictator who will refuse to relinquish power, when in fact …

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Sen. Ron Johnson: Video Shows Second Rally Shooter

“If you took video, save it, make a backup copy. We can glean things in terms of audio, in terms of where the shots came from. Was it one rifle? Was it more than one? “I’ve seen some pretty interesting video on the Internet by experts that certainly calls into question what the FBI is telling us about a single …

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Time-Traveling QAnon Nut Has RNC Media Credentials

Media Matters reports: A QAnon influencer said in a livestream that she received credentials for the 2024 Republican National Convention, which she was attending. In a July 17 stream on X (formerly Twitter), Terpsichore Maras-Lindeman, a QAnon-supporting podcaster known online as “Tore,” walked around the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, including pointing out where she was seated for it. …

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Christian Nationalist Hate Pastor Calls On Pastors To Anoint Their Right Ears With Blood In Tribute To Trump

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Clad in a “colonial preachers robe” meant to the emulate the apocryphal “Black Robe Regiment” that supposedly rallied the colonists to rebel against England during the American revolution, Hibbs said he only breaks out the garb in “times of tyranny.” We are in just such a time right now, said Hibbs, prompting him …

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RFK Apologizes To Woman For Alleged Sexual Assault

The Washington Post reports: Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has privately apologized to a woman who accused him of sexual assault, saying he does not remember the alleged incident and that any harm he caused was “inadvertent.” In a story published last week in Vanity Fair, the woman, Eliza Cooney, described inappropriate behavior and sexual advances from Kennedy …

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Musk Vows To Sue Advertisers That Ditched X, Wants States To Pursue Criminal Charges For “Collaborators”

The New York Post reports: Billionaire Elon Musk threatened legal action Thursday against an alliance that includes some of the world’s biggest companies over an “advertising boycott racket” that has contributed to a revenue crunch at his social media platform X. Musk, who bought the company formerly known as Twitter for $44 billion in 2022, made the claim in response …

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Elon Musk Claims One Million Humans Will Live On Mars In 20 Years, Offers His Sperm To Seed The Mars Colony

The New York Times reports: For more than two decades, Elon Musk has focused SpaceX, his rocket company, on his lifelong goal of reaching Mars. Over the last year, he has also ramped up work on what will happen if he gets there. Mr. Musk told SpaceX employees in April that he now expects one million people to be living …

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Lindell: Trump Should “Put Me In Charge Of Elections”

“I will tell you this: If he asks me to do anything, I’m hoping it’s when we get this, when he gets in, that he puts me in charge of our, the elections, where we can get out election platform completely fixed. “I think the election bureau should be, which I have already set up, should be part of Homeland …

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RFK Shrugs At Groping Allegations: “I Am Who I Am”

“Listen, I’ve said this from the beginning. I’m not a church boy. I am not running like that. I had a very, very rambunctious youth. I said in my announcement speech that I have so many skeletons in my closet that if they if they could all vote, I could run for king of the world. So, you know, Vanity …

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Loony Marianne Williamson: I’ll Seek Dem Nomination

Mediaite reports: The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief on Tuesday when author and perennial candidate Marianne Williamson called for an open convention at this year’s Democratic National Convention and announced that she would be throwing her hat in the ring after mounting unsuccessful campaigns in 2020 and earlier this cycle. In a statement — accompanied by a video …

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Candace Owens: “The Cult Of Science Is A Pagan Faith”

Media Matters has the transcript: Can you guys imagine being married to me? My poor husband, he rolls over, he’s like, what are you reading? And I feel like a regular wife says something, I don’t know, maybe a love series. Nora Roberts sweeping her away. Me, on the other hand — he rolled over, he asked me and I …

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Televangelist “Prophet” Calls On Trump To Rip Off Biden’s “Mask” At Debate To Reveal His Body Double

“This fake Biden, you know, what’s he gonna be like when he shows up? If he shows up. I think it’s going to be more about what are the moderators going to do, how they’re going to set President Trump up, limit what he can say, mute his microphone, and really make it difficult for him. I think that’s going …

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The Kraken Settles Former Dominion Worker’s Lawsuit

Law & Crime reports: So-called “Kraken” lawyer Sidney Powell has reached a settlement with a former Dominion Voting Systems employee who sued her for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress. In a series of notices filed with the Colorado Supreme Court, Colorado Court of Appeals, and Denver District Court on Monday, Powell, her eponymous law firm, and a nonprofit …

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