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Christian Site: Hershey’s Brings The “Demonic Realm”

From the far-right Charisma News: The largest North American manufacturer of quality chocolate and sugar confection projects, as it touts itself as, Hershey’s has come up with a bag of candy for Halloween that it calls “Demon Treats,” with its regular assortment of chocolate to hand out to children on Halloween night. In its release, it says, “Trust us, after …

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Christian Site: “Demons Attach To Halloween Candy”

Jordan Campbell writes for Charisma News: We don’t celebrate Halloween is because satanic activity is real. As a second-generation deliverance minister, having worked with severe trauma survivors, it saddens me to see families opening doors to such darkness as they participate in Halloween. There is no light in it. The witchcraft, spells, incantations, curses, rituals, sacrifices—all of this is real, …

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Ex-GA Gov Candidate: Taylor Swift Practices Witchcraft

“Did you really just praise your fans for making videos with your music and ‘casting spells’ @taylorswift13? What is wrong with you? I was a fan from day one and loved how much you grew in your singing ability. I love that you write your own music. My daughter has grown up dancing with me to your songs, singing to …

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RFK Jr. Joins The 9/11 Conspiracy Theory Crazy Train

The Hill reports: Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says he isn’t confident in the government’s explanation of what happened in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, continuing his penchant for entertaining conspiracy theories. “I don’t know what happened on 9/11,” Kennedy said in a podcast interview with journalist Peter Bergen released Tuesday. “I know there’s strange things that happened… One …

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CNN Does Deep Dive Into QAnon/JFK Is Alive Cultists

CNN reports: “Now the family tree goes like this,” the man on the tape extolled confidently. “John John and Trump are cousins. And Trump’s uncle is JFK Sr., and Joe Kennedy, who is also not dead. And Trump’s father is General George Patton, and his brother is Mussolini.” Colleen Protzman listened on, despondent. The man talking on the tape was …

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Notorious Hate Pastor Launches Bid For President

From a paid press release published by Christian Newswire: On Friday, July 14th, Bishop E.W. Jackson, a prominent evangelical leader and champion of conservative values, announced the launch of his presidential campaign aimed at challenging the status quo and giving a voice to the millions of evangelical voters who have long been taken for granted by the Republican National Committee …

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Kraken Lawyer: I Quit The Bar Because They’re Satanic

“Anyone who suggests that my voluntary retirement from the GA B.A.R. was out of fear of disbarment, does not know me or has not followed me very long on Telegram. My retirement request to the GA B.A.R. was planned and timed in the manner and timing of my choice after much prayer and time spent reading the Holy Bible. Through …

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Christian Site: Satan Stole QAnon Evangelical’s Guitar

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: Because he is doing so much kingdom damage to the enemy, Satan is throwing quite a bit of chaos into Sean Feucht’s life right now. The latest incident for the renowned evangelist came this past week when Feucht’s priceless 1967 Ghallager guitar and black case was stolen from his car on Tuesday in …

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RFK Spox: Calling Him Anti-Vax Is A Left-Handed Smear

The Daily Beast reports: In an interview with The Atlantic’s John Hendrickson, [former Rep. Dennis] Kucinich said calling RFK Jr. anti-vax is “a left-handed smear” and “a clipped assessment that has been used for political purposes by the adherents of the pharmaceutical industry who want to engage in a sort of absurd reductionism.” Instead, he suggested, Kennedy Jr. stands for …

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Christian Site CEO: Bud Light Is Bringing The End Times

Charisma News founder Stephen Strang writes: Just look at what has been happening with major retailers like Target, Kohls and Bud Light. They have not only shoved down the LGBTQ agenda onto adults, but they have pushed these monstrous views onto children and infants. This agenda goes far beyond a cultural phenomenon and has direct spiritual implications as there is …

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RFK Jr: Chemicals In Drinking Water Turn Kids Trans

“I think a lot of the problems we see in kids, particularly boys, it’s probably underappreciated on that how much of that is coming from chemical exposures, including a lot of the sexual dysphoria that we’re seeing. I mean, they’re swimming through a soup of toxic chemicals today, and many of those are endocrine disruptors. There’s atrazine throughout our water …

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Ohio Anti-Trans Activist Testifies That Non-Christian Lawmakers Are Probably Possessed By Demons [Video]

Columbus’s NBC affiliate reports: As one Ohio House committee heard dozens of opponents speak against a bill to ban transgender athletes from all levels of female sports, another committee heard from supporters of a second bill targeting transgender youth: A bill to ban gender-affirming care for minors entirely. Its sponsor, Rep. Gary Click (R-Vickery), did not testify Wednesday and instead …

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Vaseline Woman: I’ll Run For US Senate Only If The Supreme Court Decides I’m Not Already Arizona Gov

Vaseline Woman was on Steve Bannon’s podcast today: I want everybody out there in the War Room posse to know we are still in this fight. I’m still working to take back what we earned and what we worked hard for, which is the governor’s office, which is what we won. Unfortunately, the people who run our elections in Arizona …

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“Vax Makes You Magnetic” Doc May Finally Lose License

The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports: At the height of one of the most significant mass vaccination campaigns in human history, a Cleveland-area physician publicly warned state lawmakers that COVID-19 shots “interface” with cell towers and make people who receive them magnetic. Almost two years later, Ohio regulators are considering suspending her license. Dr. Sherri Tenpenny, at the behest of state …

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Lindell: When Voting Machines Get AI They’ll Know Your Vote Before You Even Think It And Bring The End Times

“The artificial intelligence changes everything. You can’t have anything related to a machine have anything to do whatsoever with a vote. It’s got to be a paper freaking ballot. I’ve been saying that for almost two years now or over two years, and with the artificial intelligence, you won’t even be able to catch them. “They’ll know what you’re gonna …

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QAnon: The Deep State Is Injecting The Vax Into Beef

Let’s start with this reminder from 2021: A woman testifying at an Ohio Statehouse hearing made a failed attempt to get a key and a bobby pin to stick to her neck Tuesday, frustrating her attempt to prove a conspiracy theory that COVID-19 vaccines make people magnetic. The woman, who was identified as a nurse by the local news site …

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New From QAnon Land: The Deep State Is Putting 5G In Jalapeno Peppers And Toilet Paper For Mind Control

QAnon “influencer” Utsava has new warning on 5G: The deep state has teamed up a taken over the wireless providers such as Verizon and they are hijacking the wireless technology 5G. It has been used as tool for surveillance, mind control, and tracking. People are getting harassed by all sorts of technology. For instance, they make people hear voices. So …

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Pastor Bad Wig: God Will Kill Trump’s Enemies In May

“Satan’s whole anti-Christ activity is him trying to consolidate control because he knows he’s about to lose everything. So you have to really reinterpret what’s going on in the news. Watch what’s happening with Donald Trump because we’re praying into that. “I believe this is the time. Maybe the election wasn’t the time but this is time for the imprecatory …

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Huggies Maker Shoots Down Batshit QAnon Claims

Media Matters reports: A QAnon influencer who was reinstated on Twitter by Elon Musk caused a baseless conspiracy theory linking Huggies diapers and pedophilia to gain traction online, forcing the diaper company to publicly rebut it. It is yet another case of Musk’s decision-making with Twitter harming the platform’s user base. The QAnon influencer known online as “Vincent Kennedy” was …

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Cultists Claim Fetterman Was Replaced By Body Double

Vice News reports: Right wing conspiracy theorists and social media trolls are spreading an unhinged claim that Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman has been replaced with a body double. The unfounded conspiracy began to percolate on social media platforms like Twitter and Telegram on Friday, and while it’s unclear where it originated, it may have been triggered by news the same …

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