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Kraken Lawyer: I Quit The Bar Because They’re Satanic

“Anyone who suggests that my voluntary retirement from the GA B.A.R. was out of fear of disbarment, does not know me or has not followed me very long on Telegram. My retirement request to the GA B.A.R. was planned and timed in the manner and timing of my choice after much prayer and time spent reading the Holy Bible. Through …

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Christian Site: Satan Stole QAnon Evangelical’s Guitar

From the far-right Christian site Charisma News: Because he is doing so much kingdom damage to the enemy, Satan is throwing quite a bit of chaos into Sean Feucht’s life right now. The latest incident for the renowned evangelist came this past week when Feucht’s priceless 1967 Ghallager guitar and black case was stolen from his car on Tuesday in …

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RFK Spox: Calling Him Anti-Vax Is A Left-Handed Smear

The Daily Beast reports: In an interview with The Atlantic’s John Hendrickson, [former Rep. Dennis] Kucinich said calling RFK Jr. anti-vax is “a left-handed smear” and “a clipped assessment that has been used for political purposes by the adherents of the pharmaceutical industry who want to engage in a sort of absurd reductionism.” Instead, he suggested, Kennedy Jr. stands for …

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Christian Site CEO: Bud Light Is Bringing The End Times

Charisma News founder Stephen Strang writes: Just look at what has been happening with major retailers like Target, Kohls and Bud Light. They have not only shoved down the LGBTQ agenda onto adults, but they have pushed these monstrous views onto children and infants. This agenda goes far beyond a cultural phenomenon and has direct spiritual implications as there is …

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RFK Jr: Chemicals In Drinking Water Turn Kids Trans

“I think a lot of the problems we see in kids, particularly boys, it’s probably underappreciated on that how much of that is coming from chemical exposures, including a lot of the sexual dysphoria that we’re seeing. I mean, they’re swimming through a soup of toxic chemicals today, and many of those are endocrine disruptors. There’s atrazine throughout our water …

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Ohio Anti-Trans Activist Testifies That Non-Christian Lawmakers Are Probably Possessed By Demons [Video]

Columbus’s NBC affiliate reports: As one Ohio House committee heard dozens of opponents speak against a bill to ban transgender athletes from all levels of female sports, another committee heard from supporters of a second bill targeting transgender youth: A bill to ban gender-affirming care for minors entirely. Its sponsor, Rep. Gary Click (R-Vickery), did not testify Wednesday and instead …

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Vaseline Woman: I’ll Run For US Senate Only If The Supreme Court Decides I’m Not Already Arizona Gov

Vaseline Woman was on Steve Bannon’s podcast today: I want everybody out there in the War Room posse to know we are still in this fight. I’m still working to take back what we earned and what we worked hard for, which is the governor’s office, which is what we won. Unfortunately, the people who run our elections in Arizona …

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“Vax Makes You Magnetic” Doc May Finally Lose License

The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports: At the height of one of the most significant mass vaccination campaigns in human history, a Cleveland-area physician publicly warned state lawmakers that COVID-19 shots “interface” with cell towers and make people who receive them magnetic. Almost two years later, Ohio regulators are considering suspending her license. Dr. Sherri Tenpenny, at the behest of state …

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Lindell: When Voting Machines Get AI They’ll Know Your Vote Before You Even Think It And Bring The End Times

“The artificial intelligence changes everything. You can’t have anything related to a machine have anything to do whatsoever with a vote. It’s got to be a paper freaking ballot. I’ve been saying that for almost two years now or over two years, and with the artificial intelligence, you won’t even be able to catch them. “They’ll know what you’re gonna …

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QAnon: The Deep State Is Injecting The Vax Into Beef

Let’s start with this reminder from 2021: A woman testifying at an Ohio Statehouse hearing made a failed attempt to get a key and a bobby pin to stick to her neck Tuesday, frustrating her attempt to prove a conspiracy theory that COVID-19 vaccines make people magnetic. The woman, who was identified as a nurse by the local news site …

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New From QAnon Land: The Deep State Is Putting 5G In Jalapeno Peppers And Toilet Paper For Mind Control

QAnon “influencer” Utsava has new warning on 5G: The deep state has teamed up a taken over the wireless providers such as Verizon and they are hijacking the wireless technology 5G. It has been used as tool for surveillance, mind control, and tracking. People are getting harassed by all sorts of technology. For instance, they make people hear voices. So …

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Pastor Bad Wig: God Will Kill Trump’s Enemies In May

“Satan’s whole anti-Christ activity is him trying to consolidate control because he knows he’s about to lose everything. So you have to really reinterpret what’s going on in the news. Watch what’s happening with Donald Trump because we’re praying into that. “I believe this is the time. Maybe the election wasn’t the time but this is time for the imprecatory …

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Huggies Maker Shoots Down Batshit QAnon Claims

Media Matters reports: A QAnon influencer who was reinstated on Twitter by Elon Musk caused a baseless conspiracy theory linking Huggies diapers and pedophilia to gain traction online, forcing the diaper company to publicly rebut it. It is yet another case of Musk’s decision-making with Twitter harming the platform’s user base. The QAnon influencer known online as “Vincent Kennedy” was …

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Cultists Claim Fetterman Was Replaced By Body Double

Vice News reports: Right wing conspiracy theorists and social media trolls are spreading an unhinged claim that Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman has been replaced with a body double. The unfounded conspiracy began to percolate on social media platforms like Twitter and Telegram on Friday, and while it’s unclear where it originated, it may have been triggered by news the same …

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Dr. Demon Semen: Drag Opens Up “Portal” To Demons

“We are fighting a spiritual battle and they are coming at us in all facets. When it is drag queens being shown to our children at three years of age and people think it’s cute or they are just trying to make them grow up and not hate drag queens, it’s a deeper battle than that. “It’s an access – …

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Silk Claims Sister Diamond Was “Poisoned” By Vaccine

The Daily Mail reports: The memorial for Lynette ‘Diamond’ Hardaway, half of the pro-Trump vlogging duo ‘Diamond and Silk,’ took a dark turn on Saturday as her sister, Rochelle ‘Silk’ Richardson, detailed the late 51-year-old’s final moments and alluded to a nefarious poisoning plot she claims caused her death. “Instead of asking if Americans are vaxxed or unvaxxed, the real …

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Owens: Defund All Museums, They Steal Our Taxes

“You know, I actually, kind of, hate a lot of museums because they steal our tax dollars. And so, yeah, defund all of the museums and send back all of the artifacts. “The amount of money that was given in the COVID bill, the trillions of dollars – all of it going to, like, the Kennedy Center, the African-American Museum. …

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AZ Vaseline Woman Tweets Rant By Infowars Nutbag

Mediaite reports: Kari Lake, the failed GOP nominee for governor of Arizona, retweeted Sunday a speech from Matt Baker before the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors, in which Baker alleged voter fraud in the midterm elections in the state. As the clip of Baker went viral online, many were quick to point out his affiliation with InfoWars and his Friday …

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Loser Vaseline Woman: I’ll Prove My Race Was Rigged

“We are taking all the steps necessary to remedy this assault on our democracy. This isn’t about Republicans or Democrats. This is about our sacred right to vote, a right that many voters were sadly deprived of on November 8th. “Tens of thousands of you have reached out, pleading with me to fight this fight. Rest assured, I will. Because …

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Christian Site: Twitter Will Go Crazy After The Rapture

The Christian Post reports: Jeff Kinley and Todd Hampson, hosts of the popular “Prophesy Pros Podcast,” said the pre-tribulation rapture — an End Times event many Christians believe will happen that involves believers, both living and resurrected, being lifted up into the air to meet Jesus — will have a “cataclysmic impact on the planet.” “You’re in a mall. You’re …

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