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Death To Gays Pastor: Roy Moore Lost Because Fathers Are Turning Their Kids Gay By Watching Porn [AUDIO]

“Unless there is a spiritual awakening, I think these conservative states are going to become liberal in their moral values within another five, 10, or 20 years. If the fathers are doing pornography, the kids are going to turn into homosexuals. The fathers will hide their sin and the children will come out of the closet with it. “By the …

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Christian Site: Remove These Ten Cursed Objects From Your House, They Are Inviting In Demons [VIDEO]

Jennifer LeClaire writes at Charisma News: I recently moved into a new condo in Fort Lauderdale. During the first night, I barely slept at all. I wasn’t sure why, until I opened a drawer I hadn’t checked. In the drawer, I found demonic comic books. In fact, the cover donned an image of an evil woman with Jezebelic face paint. …

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Roy Moore Continues To Refuse To Concede Because Evil Sodomy Is Sweeping Across America [VIDEO]

The Washington Post reports: A day after losing the Senate race in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones, Roy Moore has issued a new statement refusing to concede the election until completion of the final count. But it wasn’t your typical post-election statement. It was a four-minute fire-and-brimstone video about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a …

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Nutjob E.W. Jackson Announces US Senate Bid

The Washington Post reports: Outspoken preacher E.W. Jackson on Monday morning announced his campaign for the Republican nomination to face U.S. Sen. Tim Kaine (D), giving Corey A. Stewart competition for evangelical and far-right voters. Out of the gate, Jackson attempted to out-insult the provocative Stewart, saying he “has had some dealings” with the Muslim Brotherhood, a transnational Islamic group, …

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Alex Jones Argues With Amazon’s Alexa Robot, Accuses Machine Of Being “Programmed By The CIA” [VIDEO]

The Wrap reports: Alex Jones has expanded his talents to cross-examining inanimate objects. The “Info Wars” head honcho isn’t afraid of asking the tough questions everyone else is too scared to ask, even when he’s talking to a home speaker. Jones grilled an Amazon Echo on his show on Friday, asking Alexa — the device’s personal assistant — about its …

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Loony Christian Activist: “Homo Deviants” Weren’t Born That Way, They Were Vaccinated That Way [VIDEO]

“I read a lot of stuff. Have you noticed the explosion of deviant sexual proclivities? It used to just be homo and straight, then there was homo and straight and bi, then homo and straight and bi and trans, and homo and straight and bi and trans and gay; they keep adding initials, right? I was reading something that this …

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Trump Wants Wacko Maine Gov To Run For Senate

The Washington Post reports: President Trump is pushing Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R) to run for the U.S. Senate, according to White House advisers. Trump has told advisers that he plans to call LePage, who endorsed him in February 2016, and ask him to jump in against Sen. Angus King in 2018 and offer his endorsement. King is an independent …

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Right Wing GOP Rep Flips Out At Straight Lawmaker: Stop Touching Me, I Am A Heterosexual! [VIDEO]

Penn Live reports: A conservative state lawmaker on Tuesday affirmed he was a heterosexual as he took issue with being touched in the arm by a male colleague. Rep. Daryl Metcalfe, chairman of the state House State Government Committee, during a meeting castigated ranking Democrat Matt Bradford after the latter touched his arm while addressing him. In a terse tone, …

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Steve Bannon And Sean Hannity Agree: The Deep State Might Imprison Them For Backing Trump [AUDIO]

Last night Sean Hannity appeared on Breitbart’s SiriusXM radio show where he and Steve Bannon agreed that they both might end up in prison if Obama’s double-super-secret deep state forces get their way. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: “I think they’re coming after Trump because they understand they have to destroy Trump, because to destroy Trump is not …

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Lou Dobbs: Arrest Obama For Dissing Trump [VIDEO]

Newsweek reports: Former President Barack Obama should be detained by federal officials for talking badly about President Donald Trump. After Obama said this week that people should “think before you speak, think before you tweet,” in an apparent reference to Trump’s twilight Twitter rants, Fox Business’ Lou Dobbs had harsh words for Obama. “I think U.S. Marshals should follow him, …

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Right Wing Site: Vote For Roy Moore Because God Often Chooses Evil Men To Promote The Greater Good

According to the far-right Federalist, Christians should feel comfortable voting for “morally questionable” candidates like Roy Moore because “God uses evil men to carry out his purposes.” Seriously. An excerpt: Just go back to the Old Testament and see how he used secular leaders. God employed foreign kings to bring about his purposes of rebuilding the holy site of Jerusalem. …

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Right Wing Nutjob Claims Trump’s Retweet Of Anti-Semitic Site Proves He Knows Pizzagate Is Real [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Over the holiday weekend, President Trump tweeted out a link to a web page that lists all of the amazing things that he has supposedly accomplished during his first year in office. Not surprisingly, MAGA Pill, the website that produced the list, turned out to be a fringe outlet that promotes wild conspiracy …

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CALIFORNIA: Man To Launch Himself On Homemade Scrap-Metal Rocket To Prove The Earth Is Flat [VIDEO]

The Washington Post reports: A California man who planned to launch himself 1,800 feet high Saturday in a homemade scrap-metal rocket — in an effort to prove that Earth is flat — said he is postponing the experiment after he couldn’t get permission from a federal agency to conduct it on public land. Instead, Mike Hughes said the launch will …

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AFA Issues List Of Xmas-Hating Retailers To Boycott: Best Buy, Foot Locker, Nordstrom, Pet Smart, Gap, More

Not to be confused with Liberty Counsel’s 2017 list of the same tired name. Just in from Monica Cole: Which stores recognize Christmas in their advertising…and who’s the Scrooge? As the 2017 Christmas shopping season begins full swing, AFA has prepared its annual Naughty or Nice retailer list. We have taken the top national retailers and reviewed their websites, media …

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Genealogist: Adam Was Born Oct. 23rd, 4004 BC

Via press release from Christian Newswire: Following several years of researching ancient, medieval, and modern-day records, genealogist Rob Faw uncovered Adam’s birthdate to show humanity’s connections throughout history. His research reveals a 144-generation connection that confirms a lineage beginning with Adam, Eve and God and moves onward to Queen Elizabeth II. The exact location of Adam’s birth is unknown, but …

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Christian Activist E.W. Jackson: Leftists Would Murder People Like Roy Moore If They Could Get Away With It

“You don’t ever want to give these leftists another head to mount on their mantel. They’re head-hunters, they like to destroy people, they like to destroy Christian conservatives, particularly. They’re filled with hatred and animosity and they love killing folks. I’m serious, folks. I think a lot of ’em would kill people physically if they thought they could get away …

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Christian Activist E.W. Jackson: God Will Punish Those Virginians That Voted For Trans Candidate Danica Roem

“Oh, Jesus, help us. The first question I would have is how can you represent me when you don’t even know who you are? If you’re confused about that, how can you represent me?  It’ll be interesting to see what God says when they stand before Him and whether He adheres to the politically correct nomenclature. Do you really want …

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Christian “Prophet”: God Will Kill Two Former Presidents And Imprison The Others For Daring To Criticize Trump

“Firefighter prophet” Mark Taylor, currently the darling of extremist Christian sites like World Net Daily and a regular on Jim Bakker’s show, who recently claimed that Trump has secretly imprisoned 3000 “elite pedophiles,” says that God will take murder two former presidents and have the others imprisoned for daring to criticize “God’s anointed president.” Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing …

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KENYA: Censor Wants Ex-Gay Therapy For Male Lions, Says They Learned Gay Sex From Watching Humans

The New York Daily News reports: Two male lions photographed while seemingly having sex has fur flying in Kenya, where a local moral leader and censor blames the same-sex behavior on gays who’ve visited the area. “These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly,” Ezekiel Mutua, …

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Infowars: Adolf Hitler Is Alive And The Feds Know It

“It’s amazing, here we are, so much news and the news is so big and the news is so frequent that the biggest news every day becomes a back-page story the next day. The Las Vegas massacre cover-up, nothing. The JFK files being declassified, Hitler still alive. All the history textbooks lied to us. I was lied to my entire …

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