Tag Archives: loony tunes

Fox Commentator Tomi Lahren: Kids Are Eating Tide Pods Because Of Liberal Parents And Beyonce [VIDEO]

“I know what you’re thinking: The Tide Pod challenge couldn’t possibly be political, could it? Actually, yes, it is. It’s just the latest symptom of a larger problem ― the breakdown of the American family. It’s what happens when kids aren’t taught boundaries, respect, consequences or logic. The left, which dictates popular culture, brainwashes young people into believing they live …

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GOP US Senate Candidate: Women Should Stay Home And Make Dinner, Not Be “Career-Obsessed Banshees”

Raw Story reports: Republican U.S. Senate candidate for Missouri Courtland Sykes blasted “women’s rights” this week. In a statement posted to Facebook on Tuesday, Sykes said that he had been asked if he “supports women’s rights.” “I want to come home to a home cooked dinner every night at six,” Sykes said, referring to demands he makes of his girlfriend. …

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Christian Activist: Those Behind Robert Mueller’s Russia Investigation Should Be Executed For Treason [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Yesterday, disgraced former FBI agent and current anti-Islam activist John Guandolo appeared on TheDove TV’s “Focus Today” program, where he declared that the people behind Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election are guilty of treason and should be executed. “That’s criminal and everyone involved should go …

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Christian “Prophet”: God Might Have Former Presidents Executed For Daring To Criticize Trump [AUDIO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last Thursday, self-proclaimed “firefighter prophet” and right-wing conspiracy theorist Mark Taylor made yet another appearance on Sheila Zilinsky’s “Weekend Vigilante” podcast, where he claimed that former presidents might be executed as punishment from God for criticizing President Trump. Citing his previous prophecy that of the five living former presidents, “two will be taken, …

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Christian Site: Use Rubber Bands To Stop Lust

The far-right Charisma News, home to many helpful anti-witchcraft tutorials, today provides advice for men on how to stop “the Jezebel spirit” from clouding your mind with lust. Doug Weiss writes: You can start by placing a rubber band on your wrist. Every time you lust after a person, snap the rubber band (you can also quote appropriate Scripture if …

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OKLAHOMA: GOP Sen. Nathan Dahm Files Bill Declaring All Wildlife To Be The Property Of “Almighty God”

Esquire reports: A rising Republican star – yes, there still are some of those — named Nathan Dahm, who is running to replace the equally wingy wingnut Jim Bridenstine in the Congress, has filed Senate Bill 1457. What does this bill do? I am glad you asked. It makes all wildlife in Oklahoma “the property of Almighty God.” Things are …

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Anne Graham Lotz Warns That God Might Send A Nuclear Strike To Punish America For Being Immoral

“When you sin and you refuse to repent, God backs away. You don’t repent and you continue to sin and you become defiant, and He backs away further until in the end, God just turns you over to yourself. That’s where America is today. Look at the end of Romans 1. He’s just backed away from us, turned us over …

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Townhall Columnist Liz Crokin: The California Mudslides Were God’s Punishment On Oprah For Attacking Trump

“The stunt that she pulled at the Golden Globes was against what we stand for and it was against Trump. Well, what happened within 48 hours of her dog and pony show at the Golden Globes? Her frickin’ house is in the middle of a mud slide and Oprah is stuck in this mudslide. I mean, God is unleashing his …

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Alex Jones: Hawaii’s Nuclear Attack Alert Was Done To Embarrass Trump And Distract From Clinton Scandals

“My phone rings from not one, but two, one former State Department source, another CIA, then my phone rings from someone who associated with Delta Force, then I get some more phone calls, and they are like, ‘Why aren’t you covering this?’ This is huge. This is gigantic, this is meant to embarrass Trump, this is meant to destabilize things, …

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Right Wing Activist Liz Crokin: I Know Jesus Christ Is Real Because Demons Gave My Dog Bloody Diarrhea

“These people I’m exposing believe in Satan and they’ve garnered power from that and they’ve used that to hurt me. They’ve cast spells on me. Both of our dogs got sick and had diarrhea with blood in it within 24 hours of each other. Our dogs didn’t even hang out together! This was right after we were together and did …

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Mike Cernovich: I’m A Literal Sorcerer [VIDEO]

Pizzagate troll Mike Cernovich, who has famously bragged that his manly jism is so supremely powerful that women uncontrollably crave it, also apparently fancies himself to be a literal sorcerer. (Wizard? Warlock?) Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: “Everything I do is alchemy. That’s why I believe in magic. Not black magic, not the satanic magic that they practice …

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Cindy Jacobs: God Told Me He’ll Destroy Kim Jong-Un This Year Unless He Converts To Christianity [VIDEO]

“Maybe somehow, Kim Jong Un, you are watching this. If you are, turn your heart to the Lord Jesus. There are people praying for you and if you will completely change, God is going to help you on a path that will not be destructive. So you can choose, Kim Jong Un; you choose who you serve. If you serve …

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Alex Jones: God Will Destroy Leering, Fake, Scum, Betrayer, Devil-Worshiping Filth Brian Stelter [VIDEO]

“I pledge before my heavenly Father that I will resist them every way I can. These people are the literal demon spawn of the pit of hell – look at him. He runs your kids, he runs the schools, he runs the banks – this guy. This spirit. This smiling, leering devil that thinks you can’t see what he is. …

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Christian Site: CNN Has Forfeited Its Right To Broadcast By Promoting Sensuality, Promiscuity, And Apostasy

David Lane writes for the witch-obsessed Charisma News: New Year’s Eve coverage this weekend was doubtlessly a low point in contemporary American television history. Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper, both homosexuals, interviewed giddy and possibly high CNN anchor Randi Kaye as she passed around a joint with young people in Denver. This is so contemptible that it should cost all …

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Linda Harvey: We Must Re-Horrify People About Gays

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: On a recent episode of her “Mission America” radio show, Linda Harvey interviewed fellow anti-LGBTQ activist Peter LaBarbera of Americans for Truth About Homosexuality about the importance of working to “re-horrify” society about the sin of homosexuality. “So many of these groups are predators,” she said. “I believe that the homosexual clubs in …

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Alex Jones: Maybe “Old Lizard” Carrie Fisher Was Murdered To Increase The Box Office For The Last Jedi

“Poor Carrie Fisher, you can see her tweets and videos before she died, and that was during the filming, she died right at the end of filming, she died right as it ended, she flew back. I’m not saying it’s a star murder or anything, but we know in Hollywood sometimes when they think you’re finally done, if you die …

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Michele Bachmann Wants To Know If God Is “Calling” Her To Run For Al Franken’s Senate Seat [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Former Minnesota congresswoman and current “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann joined End Times prepper pastor Jim Bakker for a series of television programs that aired last week, during which she revealed that she is currently considering making a run for the U.S. Senate seat that is set to be vacated by …

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FBI Investigated David Clarke Over Plane Incident

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reports: Long after federal prosecutors decided not to pursue criminal charges against then-Sheriff Dave A. Clarke Jr. over his treatment of a fellow airline passenger, an FBI agent’s request to search Clarke’s private gmail account was filed in federal court late Thursday. In a March 7 affidavit in support of a search warrant request, Special Agent Jennifer …

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Roy Moore Spox Goes Off The Rails On CNN

Mediaite reports: Even though Roy Moore has been defeated and the Alabama senate election is over, that didn’t stop campaign spokeswoman Janet Porter from joining CNN today for a wild interview about his attempts to challenge the election results. Porter spoke to Dana Bash, and she defended her boss by insisting her team has evidence and experts lined up to …

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Roy Moore’s “Voter Fraud Expert” Also Claims To Have “Mathematically Proven” JFK Assassination Conspiracy

Raw Story reports: Richard Charnin, the purported “expert” in voter fraud who has been cited by the Roy Moore campaign to claim that Democrat Doug Jones did not legitimately win this month’s Alabama Senate special election, is a notorious conspiracy theorist who has claimed that he has “mathematically proved” that there was a vast conspiracy to assassinate former President John …

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