Tag Archives: loony tunes

Evangelicals Gather At Trump’s DC Hotel To Speak In Tongues And Defend Him Against The Evil Deep State

Religion News Service reports: The Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., which towers above other buildings near the White House, is best known for hosting global diplomats and prominent dignitaries in its lavish facilities. But last Friday afternoon (Dec. 7), one of the hotel’s many glimmering ballrooms was transformed into a sanctuary, where dozens of worshippers held their hands aloft …

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Christian TV CEO: Hillary Was Conceived As The Whore Of Babylon In Secret 1946 Scientology Ritual [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Today, SkyWatch TV posted a program in which End Times author and SkyWatch TV CEO Tom Horn suggested that Hillary Clinton is the “Whore of Babylon” who was conceived during a ritual carried out in 1946 by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Horn claimed that stolen emails posted by Wikileaks revealed that Clinton …

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American Family Association: Dinosaurs Starved After Leaving The Ark Because All Plants Were Gone [VIDEO]

“I have no hesitation in saying this because I do not doubt the word of God, that man coexisted with dinosaurs. Now, people will tell me I’m a neanderthal, I’m a Cro-Magnon, this is superstition, this is an old wive’s tale; I don’t care because my trust and confidence is in the word of God. So that word of God …

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Christian Group Demands Justice For Killed Missionary

Via press release: We here at International Christian Concern are extremely concerned by the reports of an American missionary being murdered in India’s Andaman and Nicobar Islands. Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends. A full investigation must be launched in this this murder and those responsible must be brought to justice. Every day, new …

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Christian TV Host: We’ll All Die In The 2018 Ice Age But At Least There’ll Be No More Porn Or Abortions [VIDEO]

“You can laugh, mock, ridicule all you want, but you’re going to end up freezing to death. This thing is here, it’s arriving and it’s arriving quickly and it’s arriving this year. We’re going to see the onset of this ice age in the winter of 2018. It will freeze out Planned Parenthood. There won’t be very many abortions in …

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Catholic League Backs Exorcism For Sex Abuse Victims

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue writes: Mike Mariani has written a splendid article on exorcisms in the December edition of The Atlantic. Well researched and composed, he points to survey data that indicate that roughly half of Americans believe in demonic possession, and an even higher number believe in the devil. Who are the most likely candidates for an exorcism? …

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Townhall Columnist Liz Crokin: Hollywood Celebrities Set California’s Wildfires To Cover Up Their Pedophilia

“This man [actor Rainn Wilson], I started doing some research on him. Guess what? He’s involved with a charity in Haiti. Any celebrity that is involved with ‘work’ in Haiti, you had better believe they’re involved in child sex trafficking, okay? So the guy who openly talks about cannibalism, eating babies, and raping babies and who just happens to be …

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Christian Prophet: Demonic Eric Holder Is Posting Mind Control On Twitter To Activate Assassins To Kill Trump

“He changed his Twitter background to you see him standing there with his arms crossed in front of JFK’s grave site and he’s got his hands together with his two fingers, like he is giving a code. People aren’t stupid. It looks like there is something being given off in the spirit by what he is doing. These guys have …

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Liberty Counsel Issues Annual Xmas Retail Boycott List

Via press release from hate group leader Mat Staver: As a feature of the annual Friend or Foe Christmas Campaign, Liberty Counsel has provided a Naughty and Nice List, cataloging some of the stores that are censoring Christmas and some that are publicly celebrating it. The Friend or Foe Christmas Campaign educates, and if necessary litigates, to make sure that …

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Megachurch Pastor John Lindell: “Yoga Is Demonic”

USA Today reports: A pastor of an Assemblies of God megachurch recently took aim at yoga, saying it has “demonic roots” and warning Christians to avoid the popular activity. Pastor John Lindell told the attendees of James River Church in Ozark, Missouri — which has a congregation of about 10,500 – that the positions in yoga were “created with demonic …

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Christian Prophetess: Tuesday Was A Red Wave Because God Had Secret GOP “Scouts” Pretend To Be Dem Reps

“I can let you know God does have a plan with the red tsunami. And yes, it did happen. And no, I will not repent for saying that because God has not repented and he knows his plan and what that means to him. The red tsunami did happen. Those who represented the blue, some of those Democrats do not …

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“Death To Non-Christians” GOP Rep Wins Reelection

The Hill reports: Republican state Rep. Matt Shea, who published a manifesto calling for “war” against enemies of Christianity, was reelected in Washington state. Shea, a six-term legislator, won with 58.3 percent of the vote, defeating his Democratic challenger by a comfortable margin. In a manifesto he published and distributed titled “Biblical Basis for War,” Shea calls for the end …

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Christian Facebook Group Behind Billboard Hails Trump For “Proving That The Real Racists Are Not White”

Make The Gospel Great Again’s mission statement: MGGA exists to help spread the truth of God’s great champion on earth – President Donald Trump. The Lord anointed Mr. Trump to bless America, and we live out our faith by following him. Donald Trump has already won many victories for Jesus by stopping abortions, telling the truth, proving that the real …

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Crazy Eyes: I Do Want Nikki Haley’s United Nations Job

“I’m open to it because foreign policy is my interest and the United Nations is not an organization that I have been a fan of for a long time. I’ve been there for over a year now at the United Nations and we’re trying to bring a different perspective to the United Nations. We have several ways that we’re trying …

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Pastor Robert Jeffress: The Pope Is A Globalist Who Doesn’t Understand That God Designed Our Borders

“The Bible teaches that God is the one who designed countries. Acts 17 says he designed the boundaries in which countries exist. God’s plan is not for a one world government that the Pope seems to be longing for. And you know, what the Pope has in common with these Hondurans, who are trying to sue our country is this: …

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Televangelist: Caravan Migrants Are Defying God’s Law

“God created nations. He created borders. Acts 17 actually talks about God establishing the nations before the beginning of the world; he defined even their borders, the geography. So when we fight against God’s plan, we fight against God himself.  It’s a strategy against the grand plan of God who established the nations. This is a matter of law, it’s …

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Christian TV Host: Democrats Will Slaughter Tens Of Thousands Of Christians, Burn Churches If They Win

“They hate God. These people are against God. Every nation that has been taken over by Marxist-communists, they immediately kill the pastors. They immediately kill Christians. They immediately burn the churches. Why? Because the cross is their enemy. Their enemy is not the Republican Party. Their enemy isn’t corporations. Their enemy is the church. “They’re coming against the church and …

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Michele Bachmann: Over 80% Of The Caravan Migrants Are Gang-Aged Males With Ties To MS-13 [AUDIO]

“The second they come here, they have a full legal right to free education, to free healthcare. They don’t pay for it, we pay for it. When you go to the doctor, you pay for your medical bills, they don’t have to. The people who are part of this current invasion, over 80 percent are gang-aged males, military-aged males. Many …

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Pat Robertson: The DOJ Needs To Serve A Warrant On George Soros For Financing Migrant Caravan [VIDEO]

“It’s going to be a public relations nightmare for our president if he doesn’t get ahead of this thing. The person who has apparently been financing this thing is George Soros. Now, we don’t have hard evidence on that, but that’s the suspicion; that the George Soros foundation has somehow been providing money because somebody has been paying those people …

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Televangelist: I Sat In The Senate Gallery And Took “Authority” Over The Anti-Kavanaugh Demons [VIDEO]

“We were the guests of Sen. Grassley and Sen. McConnell. We went in the back door and they gave us secret little passes and all this. They put us in a holding room and both of those senators came out and Sen. Grassley said to us just before he left the room, he said, ‘Now, I believe in the power …

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