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GOP Rep. Devin Nunes: The Media Is Dead [VIDEO]

Mediaite reports: A day after the Democratic rebuttal memo was released that claims to rebuke the findings of the Nunes memo, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) appeared on Fox & Friends to slam the Democrats’ document while insisting that the Steele dossier was the main impetus of the Russia probe. He also used the Fox News interview to smear the media. …

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Christian Prophetess Who Battles Hurricanes Says God Has Told Her Result Of Next Five Presidential Elections

Remember last year when Christian prophetess Kat Kerr hilariously faced down Hurricane Irma with her scepter? She’s back! Kyly Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “Even before Trump ran,” Kerr said, “God had been telling me that, ‘I’m going to make America greater than ever, it’s about to step into its destiny, but I can’t start this until …

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SOLUTION: American Family Association Calls For Every School To Post “You Shall Not Murder” On Marquees

From the American Family Association: American Family Association is asking every school in the country to put this statement on their school marquee or school sign for one week: “You shall not murder.” While the country is discussing gun control laws, we think our young people should also be reminded that innocent human life is precious. Murder is against the …

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Cruz Tells CPAC: Dems Are The Party Of Lisa Simpson

The Hill reports: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) compared the Democrats to know-it-all cartoon character Lisa Simpson in a Thursday appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference. “The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie and Marge,” Cruz said, referring to the other Simpson family member on long-running cartoon show “The …

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Right Wing Activist Star Parker: Parkland Students Should Have Been Nicer To The Gunman [VIDEO]

Miranda Blue reports at Right Wing Watch: Conservative activist Star Parker blamed the survivors of the recent mass shooting at a Florida high school for helping to bring about the massacre by not making friends with the future gunman, saying in a television interview yesterday that students protesting in favor of strengthened gun laws are acting like part of “a …

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Todd Starnes Blames Mass Shootings On Satan And Abortion And The “Redefinition Of Traditional Family”

Todd Starnes writes for Fox News: Another American high school has been turned into a killing field. And the nation wonders why. What has happened to our country? Well, I’m going to answer that question for you. And the answer may leave you a bit unsettled because the answer is politically incorrect. You see – I believe there is a …

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NORTH CAROLINA: GOP Rep Proposes Arming Teachers Because Shootings Are Plots By Communist Democrats

The Raleigh News & Observer reports: On Thursday morning, Republican state Rep. Larry Pittman of Cabarrus County near Charlotte told other lawmakers that he recently met with a police officer who wants to talk with lawmakers about training school personnel and allowing them to carry guns on campus. In a Facebook comment on another user’s post, Pittman speculated the Florida …

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American Family Association: No Praying And Too Few Guns Is Why God Allows School Shootings To Happen

AFA radio host Bryan Fischer writes: I suggest we have mass school shootings because we don’t have enough God on our campuses and we don’t have enough guns. When tragic school shootings happen, like the one in Florida, everyone sends their “thoughts and prayers” to the families of the victims. But why don’t we pray before these shootings happen instead …

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Sean Hannity: There’s Sperm On Obama’s Portrait

The Week reports: Fox News host Sean Hannity has claimed with no evidence whatsoever that former President Barack Obama was not born in the U.S., that he is in cahoots with the entire “liberal media,” and that under his watch, a Democratic National Committee staffer was killed because he supposedly gave emails to WikiLeaks. Never one to miss something that …

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NRA Smashes Own TV Because Something Something

Mediaite reports: The National Rifle Association’s media affiliate NRATV — which brands itself as a media outlet for viewers who don’t think Fox News and talk radio are right-wing enough — has launched its most amazing advertising campaign yet, as the outlet is now destroying their own televisions in an attempt to defeat the “fake news.” Grant Stinchfield — who …

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“Death To Gays” Pastor Blames USA Gymnastics Sexual Assault Scandal On “Immodest” Uniforms [AUDIO]

According to notorious Pastor Kevin “Death To Gays” Swanson, former USA Gymnastics Dr. Larry Nassar assaulted all those girls because the sport requires them to dress “immodestly.” Kyle Mantyla has the quote at Right Wing Watch: “There is an infatuation with the body and, of course, the sexual aspects of the body as well. Some sports encourage immodesty, revealing large …

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Liberty Counsel: We’re Like Holocaust Victims

Last month the Liberty Counsel lost its defamation lawsuit against the charity rating organization GuideStar, which had marked them as a hate group using information provided by the Southern Poverty Law Center. Liberty Counsel president Mat Staver is out this week with a typically insane characterization of GuideStar’s move. Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Staver complained that GuideStar …

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Michele Bachmann: I Prayed Trump Into Office [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Last week, former Minnesota congresswoman and current “pastor to the United Nations” Michele Bachmann joined televangelist Kenneth Copeland to provide live analysis of President Trump’s State of the Union address, during which the two agreed that it was their prayers that helped turn the tide of the 2016 presidential election. Recalling her role …

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Teabaggers Launch Rosenstein Attack Ad [VIDEO]

Jonathan Swan reports at Axios: The Tea Party Patriots, a conservative activist group, is launching an advertising campaign calling on Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to “do his job, or resign.” Why this matters: The campaign is modest — initially a six-figure spend on digital and TV in Washington D.C. — but the attack is a canary in the right-wing …

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Scamvangelist Gloria Copeland: You Don’t Need A Flu Shot Because Jesus Already Gave Us One [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Back in 2013, the Texas megachurch run by televangelist Kenneth Copeland, a member of President Trump’s faith advisory council who recently became the proud owner of a Jesus-provided private plane, was at the center of a measles outbreak that was attributed to the church’s belief that congregants can forego vaccines because Jesus will …

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Far-Right Nutbags Agree: GOP Train Crash Was Deep State Kamikaze False Flag Derp Derpity Derp Derp

I called this the minute the crash happened: Paul Ryan was onboard the train carrying lawmakers, a whole bunch of lawmakers, to a high-level GOP retreat. A truck kamikaze rammed it, a cement truck, a big truck, a dump truck kamikaze rammed it. And Paul Ryan was on board. There’s one dead. A bunch of people injured. But what’s the …

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Pastor Bad Wig: God Killed Antonin Scalia To Wake Up America On How Much They Needed Trump [VIDEO]

“Look how brilliant God is. The Lord controls life and death. It’s possible that if Antonin Scalia had lived, the urgency to support this president and his nominations might not have been so strong. You might have had Hillary Clinton in the White House and you might have had maybe three appointments made during the next four years, during the …

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VIRGINIA: GOP Reps Intro $20 Porn Watching Fee

The Associated Press reports: Lawmakers in Virginia want to charge people $20 in order to watch online porn and other content the state deems obscene. Lawmakers say the $20 will be used to help combat human trafficking. Virginia House Bill No. 1592, known as “The Human Trafficking Prevention Act” was introduced Jan. 19 and proposes making it, “unlawful for any …

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Christian “Prophet”: God Anointed Trump To Give Christians The “Blood Right” To Rule America [VIDEO]

“We have a president, right now, from New York. It’s no coincidence. People, you can hate it if you want, but you are going to go against certain things that God has chosen to put His hand on. New York City, the reason why — 9/11, our nation was pierced, this nation has never been the same, the nations of …

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Conspiracy Nut GOP Rep Appears On Conspiracy Nut’s Show To Complain About Being Called A Conspiracy Nut

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida appeared on conspiracy theory outlet Infowars to complain that he is being called a conspiracy theorist for pushing the narrative that a secret memo by the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee proves that the Obama administration improperly sought to spy on Donald Trump and his presidential campaign. …

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