Tag Archives: loony tunes

MISSOURI: Anti-Gay Activist Chris “Marry My Laptop” Sevier Deemed Security Risk In State Capitol Building

The Kansas City Star reports: Chris Sevier, the anti-gay, anti-porn advocate who met with Kansas lawmakers earlier this month, has been deemed a security concern in the Missouri Capitol. Missouri Senate Administrator Patrick Baker sent out an email early Thursday morning to the entire senate and staff with the subject line “security concern” and a picture of Sevier. He said …

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Christian TV Host: Trump Only Wants To Decriminalize Homosexuality Because He Is “Owned By The Jews”

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Warning Trump that “God cannot bless your administration” because it is “promoting something that God says is an abomination,” Rick Wiles, who is deeply anti-Semitic and dedicates many of his programs to railing against Israel and the Jews, predicted that Trump’s evangelical advisers would hold their tongues on this issue because Israel is …

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Pastor Robert Jeffress: Christians Who Don’t Support Trump Are Like Germans Who Didn’t Fight The Nazis

The Dallas Observer reports: Robert Jeffress made perhaps his strongest statements yet in defense of President Donald Trump. Wednesday morning, Jeffress made one of his frequent appearances on conservative radio personality Todd Starnes’ show to talk about the biggest threat facing America today — the vanishingly small number of white evangelicals who refuse to support the president. Christians who don’t …

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Christian Site: Burned Eggs Can Summon Demons

Today we get an important warning from a writer for Charisma Magazine, home to helpful anti-witchcraft tutorials and published by Steven Strang, who Time once listed as one of America’s most influential evangelicals. I began running the day’s events through my head. I had to drop Haydon off at school at 9, and then I needed to head straight to …

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Christian “Prophet” Mark Taylor: God Personally Told Me Another Trump Will Be Elected President [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: So-called “firefighter prophet” Mark Taylor appeared on Greg Hunter’s USAWatchdog program over the weekend, where he declared that God had told him that President Trump is not going to be the only Trump elected to the White House. “I’ll go ahead and release this on your show,” Taylor said with a grin. “This …

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Hundreds Of Idiots Protest WA Vaccination Bill [VIDEO]

The Associated Press reports: Anti-vaccine activists packed an Olympia, Washington public hearing Friday to oppose a bill that would make it harder for families to opt out of vaccination requirements for measles, mumps and rubella amid the state’s worst measles outbreak in more than two decades. An estimated 700 people, most of them opposed to stricter requirements, lined up before …

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Phil Robertson Attacks Kamala Harris: I Already Have Health Care Since God Will Raise Me From The Dead

“Kamala Harris says, ‘Elect me, and everything’s free. Look, everybody can have their own healthcare, the government’s going to finance the whole thing, it’s not going to cost but $30 trillion, I’m offering you the greatest deal you ever had, elect me and everything will be free.’ What I’m saying is that, Kamala, I already have healthcare, it’s given to …

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Christian Website: Big Business Is Secretly Using Fetal Tissue In “Food Supplements, Additives, Sweeteners”

Dave Daubenmire writes at BarbWire: Abortion is BIG BUSINESS and the government is actively involved in the promotion of research involving the use of “fetal tissue.” (That is a nice term for aborted babies.) Ever wonder where they get the fetal tissue? And what might they be using these aborted children for? Why food supplements, additives, sweeteners…and other things that …

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#QAnon Nutbag Liz Crokin: Trump Purposely Misspelled “Hamburger” To Mock Obama And His “Satanist Pals”

“President Trump orders a bunch of fast food to the White House to mock Obama & his pedophile Satanist pals for ordering $65k worth of pizza & hot dogs (pedophile code words) for a party when he was there. Then today he misspells burger to say berder which means a person who commits acts lower than the Devil & even …

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GOP Rep Compares Border “Emergency” To 9/11

Politico reports: Rep. Mo Brooks on Friday defended the need for more border security, including a border wall, by comparing the situation along the nation’s southern border to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. “Let’s look at 9/11 by way of example. We lost 3,000 people more or less on 9/11,” Brooks (R-Ala.) said on CNN’s “New Day.” “That …

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Self-Proclaimed Christian Prophet: Democrats Winning The House Was Actually A Voter Fraud Sting Operation

“I know for a fact that they stole the House. They did not win the House. They did not win a lot of these elections across the country. It was a huge red tsunami – I’ve been attacked for saying it was a red tsunami – and people don’t understand, again, it’s in God’s timing. There are certain things that …

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Televangelist Kenneth Copeland: God Told Me I’ll Live “Till I’m 120 Years Old” So I’ll Be Preaching Until 2056

“I want to tell you something the Lord said to me. I’ve gone into a very — how can I say this part? — more than just a little exercise program. And I’m in very serious training. Praise God. I’m working out hard. And I heard this. He said, ‘Kenneth, I sacrificed my body for yours.’ He said, ‘Now you …

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Loony Louie Gohmert: We Owe It To Our Country To Keep Shutdown Going Until Hell Freezes Over [VIDEO]

The Huffington Post reports: “So, Congressman, how long should the president keep the government closed?” Fox & Friend co-host Griff Jenkins asked Gohmert, who is famous for his eyebrow-raising remarks. “Because we keep seeing people losing their lives without [a wall], you do it till hell freezes over,” the lawmaker answered, after noting that only about 25 percent of the …

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GOP Rep-Elect Mark Green Blames Autism On Vaccines

The Tennessean report: A soon-to-be congressman from Tennessee told constituents Tuesday he believed vaccines may be causing autism, denying data from the Centers for Disease Control and other institutions disproving such a theory. Not only did Republican Mark Green, a Congressman-elect from Clarksville who is also a medical doctor, express hesitation about the CDC’s stance on vaccines, Green said he …

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Evangelicals Gather At Trump’s DC Hotel To Speak In Tongues And Defend Him Against The Evil Deep State

Religion News Service reports: The Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., which towers above other buildings near the White House, is best known for hosting global diplomats and prominent dignitaries in its lavish facilities. But last Friday afternoon (Dec. 7), one of the hotel’s many glimmering ballrooms was transformed into a sanctuary, where dozens of worshippers held their hands aloft …

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Christian TV CEO: Hillary Was Conceived As The Whore Of Babylon In Secret 1946 Scientology Ritual [VIDEO]

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Today, SkyWatch TV posted a program in which End Times author and SkyWatch TV CEO Tom Horn suggested that Hillary Clinton is the “Whore of Babylon” who was conceived during a ritual carried out in 1946 by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Horn claimed that stolen emails posted by Wikileaks revealed that Clinton …

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American Family Association: Dinosaurs Starved After Leaving The Ark Because All Plants Were Gone [VIDEO]

“I have no hesitation in saying this because I do not doubt the word of God, that man coexisted with dinosaurs. Now, people will tell me I’m a neanderthal, I’m a Cro-Magnon, this is superstition, this is an old wive’s tale; I don’t care because my trust and confidence is in the word of God. So that word of God …

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Christian Group Demands Justice For Killed Missionary

Via press release: We here at International Christian Concern are extremely concerned by the reports of an American missionary being murdered in India’s Andaman and Nicobar Islands. Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends. A full investigation must be launched in this this murder and those responsible must be brought to justice. Every day, new …

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Christian TV Host: We’ll All Die In The 2018 Ice Age But At Least There’ll Be No More Porn Or Abortions [VIDEO]

“You can laugh, mock, ridicule all you want, but you’re going to end up freezing to death. This thing is here, it’s arriving and it’s arriving quickly and it’s arriving this year. We’re going to see the onset of this ice age in the winter of 2018. It will freeze out Planned Parenthood. There won’t be very many abortions in …

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Catholic League Backs Exorcism For Sex Abuse Victims

Catholic League blowhard Bill Donohue writes: Mike Mariani has written a splendid article on exorcisms in the December edition of The Atlantic. Well researched and composed, he points to survey data that indicate that roughly half of Americans believe in demonic possession, and an even higher number believe in the devil. Who are the most likely candidates for an exorcism? …

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