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“I said many years ago—and I took quite a lot of guff from the press about it—that we would even come to a place of civil war. You try to take the Bible away and say that we cannot preach the gospel of the lord, Jesus Christ, there are millions of believers in America and I believe that would be …

“Masturbation is a form of homo sex. You’re having sex with yourself. That’s homo sex, folks. It’s a male having sex with a male. If a woman masturbates, that’s a woman having sex with a woman. That is a form of lesbianism. I mean, what else would you call it?” – Christian activist Dave “Coach” Daubenmire, on his daily web …

“Just as I have no relationship to the Confederate flag, I have no relationship to the rainbow flag. Don’t put it on public property because public property belongs to all of us and all of us aren’t down with that! In fact, most of us aren’t. “The idea that a man should be sexually attracted to another man is a …

“Homosexuality is fruitless, it’s fruitless. There is nothing that comes from the homosexual orgasm. Nothing. No fruit. I believe when homosexuals have homo sex for the first time, it’s like smoking crack. I think that something spiritually enters into them that they can’t break lose from any easier that they could from crack cocaine. It takes almost a miraculous intervention …

“The street — just a couple streetlights up from my house — when I first moved here — now, I’ve been in my home for 18 years — and when I first moved here, I noticed that there were accidents in that intersection all the time. All the time! “And so one time, I was going to that intersection and …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Dave Hayes, a self-declared prophet, Christian author, and online QAnon activist who is better known as the “Praying Medic,” predicted during a livestream broadcast yesterday that MAGA’s “army of digital soldiers” will become more powerful and influential than the mainstream media within the next few months. “If we work as a unit, as …

“If Trump manages to get rid of the deep state, if Trump manages to get rid of the Rothschilds, George Soros, and all of the people that are funding wars, then if Trump manages to destroy this globalist agenda, he is going to destroy the New World Order. This is what it would be like if heaven were on earth. …

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its declaration that yoga is white witchcraft, today has a suggested prayer for Sunday’s national day of prayer against Trump’s enemies. An excerpt: Heavenly Father, We come …

“They actually had homosexual sex in the temple of God, claiming that they were doing this as an act of worship of God. That’s exactly what Pete Buttigieg has just said when he says that his relationship with a man married to another man has drawn him closer to God. He’s no different than a temple prostitute; spiritually, it’s no …

“Most Americans are not aware how morally and intellectually destructive American colleges — and, increasingly, high schools and even elementary schools — have become. So, they spend tens of thousands after-tax dollars to send their sons and daughters to college. “But today, to send your child to college is to play Russian roulette with their values. There is a good …

Tongues-speaking political gadfly and self-proclaimed “prophetess” Opal Covey has run for mayor of Toledo, Ohio six times. And every time she loses she then declares that God will destroy the city because of voter fraud. Last night Covey, for reasons that remain unclear, made her pro wrestling debut against some overalls-clad bubba named Pain Train. As you’ll see in the …

Via press release from Christian Newswire: The culmination of the culture wars has now turned to redefining Christianity. The LGBTQ community has used media, entertainment, and the law to codify their view of sexuality. They have convinced Americans that the homosexual lifestyle is normal and an acceptable practice in the public square. They have, in effect, successfully introduced a neo-morality …

“I picked up on something quickly. Twenty seven. Two suspects, seven injured, that’s 27. And that’s 3 x 3 x 3. It was a Masonic ritual, a Masonic thing that took place today in Colorado. I guarantee you, there will be gun-control drums that’ll be beat over the next 24 hours, the rest of this week, somebody is going to …

“The chemtrails, all the spraying is to detract us from hearing God’s frequency. They are spraying aluminum and barium in the chemtrails and if you look on the periodic table—barium is BA, aluminum is AL; it spells BAAL. That’s deep. That’s no coincidence. We are literally walking antennas because we’ve been breathing the aluminum, we’ve been breathing the barium. We …

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its examination of the threat of demons in swimming pools, has some thoughts about yoga. When people think of witchcraft, few think of the New Age. Yet …

Charisma News, the site best known for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, and its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, returns today to their favorite topic. Witches are infiltrating the church right now at a level Christians have never seen before, says Andy Sanders. “I had several dreams …

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its examination of the threat of demons in swimming pools, has some thoughts about 5G technology. An excerpt: What does 5G, technology, artificial intelligence and more have …

“Almost on Resurrection Day, we got to visit the Garden Tomb. It was wild. The Garden Tomb. The actual Garden Tomb. I actually got to stand inside the very tomb that Christ laid in, and the one that he was resurrected from the dead in. And do you know what was amazing? The two angels, who were assigned to him …

“The word ‘gay’ used to mean happy, carefree, joyful and now it means homosexual. Of course, this is what Satan does. Satan perverts the language in order to advance his lies, because if you know what the Bible teaches about homosexuality, there ain’t no way a homosexual is gay. They are the servants of Satan and so they see Christians …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: A few weeks ago, Mark Taylor, the so-called “firefighter prophet,” claimed that God had told him that President Trump is not going to be the only member of the Trump family elected to the White House. At the time, Taylor didn’t know who the next Trump president would be, but since then, he …