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Mediaite reports: The way Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-TX) sees it, if the man behind the El Paso mass shooting is eventually charged with a hate crime for targeting immigrants in his racially-motivated massacre, then it’s only a matter of time before religious leaders start getting locked up too. “There is no death penalty under federal law,” Gohmert said, “so all …

“It’s a horrible thing, but let’s be real clear. The common denominator in all of this is not the particular weapon. It’s the hate inside the heart. It’s the loss of morality. “It’s that disconnecting from a God who values all people, and who would never let me do that to another person, because I would be basically doing it …

“There is a spiritual war over this country. When you see things that take place like you saw last night in El Paso and Dayton, it’s nothing but the devil. “The guns didn’t do this; people did this full of the devil and they were demon-possessed and these people are being used as pawns in this elite, deep state game …

“I want to put this warning out. God says specifically in his word, ‘Do not touch my anointed, but especially my prophets.’ God’s going to hold them accountable. Before you tap on that enter button, you better think twice and pray and ask the Lord, ‘Hey, is this something I need to be putting out there for the entire world …

Yahoo News reports: The FBI for the first time has identified fringe conspiracy theories as a domestic terrorist threat, according to a previously unpublicized document obtained by Yahoo News. The FBI intelligence bulletin dated May 30, 2019 describes “conspiracy theory-driven domestic extremists,” as a growing threat, and notes that it is the first such report to do so. It lists …

“There are lists of words that they get that they have to put these words, certain words, into their songs. These are spells. If you’ve ever wondered, ‘Why does every country music song mention alcohol, whiskey?’ I think there was a study done that said 90 percent of country music songs in some form or fashion mention or make reference …

“I want your listeners to know, never before have I ever seen a more pro-Israel president. He is, without a doubt, the most biblical president I have ever seen. I’m going to repeat that: he is the most biblical president I have ever seen in what he does. His actions are remarkable and I would ask the audience to please …

Britain’s The Metro reports: A religious leader who said mums to be who enjoy anal sex are the reason why gay people exist has defended his comments. The Bishop of Morhpou Neophytos make the comments at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, saying the mother’s enjoyment transfers to the foetus, making the child gay. He faced an international backlash and …

Britain’s Metro reports: Church of Cyprus bishop Neophytos Masouras has claimed women enjoying anal sex while pregnant is the reason that gay people exist. Speaking at a primary school in Akaki, Cyprus, he claimed that the enjoyment the mother experiences transfers to the foetus, making the child gay. In a video translated by Metro.co.uk translators, he said: “It happens during …

AL.com reports: A Washington lawyer representing Roy Moore in one of his post-Senate campaign lawsuits has been charged by a legal ethics panel of seeking a sexual relationship with a client in 2010. The hearing committee of the Board on Professional Responsibility in the District of Columbia has recommended that Larry Klayman be suspended from practicing law in the district …

“I was running a little bit late that day. And I got to my co-writer’s house—and he lives on a hill. So I parked my jeep up on the hill, not realizing that it was on E. All of the sudden, my jeep started shaking and then died. And it just felt that Satan was doing everything he could that …

“When Roe v. Wade comes down, where is [the issue] going to go? It is going to go to the states. And you have states out there like Georgia—and there are a couple of others out there—that have gone as far as making this stuff illegal for abortion. You’ve got to remember, what is abortion? The sacrificing of kids. What …

From the far-right World Net Daily: Conservative commentator and activist Laura Loomer has filed a lawsuit against Facebook alleging defamation and “malicious’ actions that have harmed her and her reputation, seeking a penalty of $3 billion to punish the company. The lawsuit was announced by Larry Klayman, a former federal prosecutor and more recently the founder of Freedom Watch. The …

Kyle Mantyla reports at Right Wing Watch: Right-wing “comedian” Steven Crowder interviewed Religious Right pseudo-historian David Barton for a “masterclass” on the meaning of the Second Amendment, during which Barton insisted that the Second Amendment grants average citizens the right to own tanks or any other weapon of war. Barton has repeatedly insisted that the Founding Fathers intended for there …

Newsweek reports: A Catholic Bishop plans to spray holy water from a helicopter to exorcise the demons he says are plaguing his town. Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya, bishop of Buenaventura, Colombia, is borrowing a navy copter to deluge the city on July 14, the feast day for Buenaventura’s patron saint. “We want to go around the whole of Buenaventura …

“We met with a roundtable of Latin American prophets a few days ago in Bogota and we have—all over the world—there are prophets that are meeting. Like, there’s one for Europe, one from Australia, one for Canada, these roundtables. As we were meeting with all these people, the Lord began to give us strategies about Venezuela. “In other words, if …

Charisma News, the site best known here for its anti-witchcraft tutorials, its claim that the lifespan of gays is shortened by 20 years, its warning that burning breakfast eggs can summon demons, and its declaration that yoga is white witchcraft, today has a message on Facebook: Is Facebook launching a new cryptocurrency called “Libra” in a bid to create a …

The Florida Times-Union reports: Beatrice Palmer cleared her schedule for Friday evening. Among a typical busy week of drag gigs, she planned to make an appearance at a prom night before her next show. The local drag entertainer and producer wanted to be there for the 100 teenagers who signed up to attend the Storybook Pride Prom at Riverside’s Willowbranch …

“The hosts began to pour out, some from Heaven, some literally from inside the Amway Center to do destruction of the enemy, even bombarding the ones who were there picketing and protesting. The protesters were being bombarded by the hosts of heaven because the demonic was literally driving them; I could see it infecting them and inflaming them to scream …

Talking Points Memo reports: Prosecutors asked a federal judge to demand that Roger Stone explain why his latest Instagram posts don’t violate a gag order on his criminal case, according to a Thursday court filing. Stone has spent the past few days making Instagram posts that appear relevant to his case and to the broader Mueller investigation, posting pictures of …