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“There’s prophets of great magnitude speaking everywhere right now, but yet they attack them. The groups that represent abominations before the Lord, the LGBTQ—whatever they call themselves, plus whatever they add—attacking prophets. “You’re ripping the mantles of prophets, and you’ve determined your time of falling. However you treat the mouth of God, it determines your future. It’s a dangerous thing …

The Insider reports: A district judge in Washington, DC, has ruled that MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell doesn’t have to publicly reveal his address in court documents related to his legal battle against Dominion Voting Systems, after lawyers for Lindell said it would put him at risk of death threats. In documents filed May 14, legal representatives for Lindell said MyPillow …

“You aren’t really allowed to say this in the very liberal community because they think what you’re saying is stigmatizing mental illness. “Well, this is what I’m here to say — I don’t think you’re mentally ill if you’re depressed. You know people say to me, ‘Well, you’re a Scientologist.’ “I feel lucky that I’m a Scientologist. Because in Scientology …

“Tom Hanks is dead. Newsflash. Tom Hanks is dead. Joe Biden is dead. OK? The Clintons are dead, OK? You’ve got clones running this country. “See, I’ve got the testicular fortitude to say what needs to be said. Why? Because I’m a man of God. “You’ve got these punk-tified preachers saying, ‘I don’t want to lose my 501(C)3 so we …

“We need 100,000 patriots to become reporters for Donald Trump. Get his words out there since they wanted to be so smart that they wound up being stupid. They made the same mistake that Satan made when he killed Jesus Christ. By killing that one man and killing his voice, he created a world full of little Christians that echo …

“Most of the cars don’t really have wheels, per se. Most cars fly in Heaven, but there’s all different ways you transport. “There’s bubbles you can step into and they float you there. There’s amusement parks, there’s rodeos, there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points. “There’s some people’s …

Dakota News Now reports: MyPillow CEO and conservative commentator Mike Lindell is planning to launch his new social media platform at a rally at the Corn Palace in Mitchell. The announcement was made on the “Bannon War Room” podcast, which is hosted by Steve Bannon. Dakota News Now spoke with Corn Palace Director Doug Greenway, who confirmed the event is …

“With all due respect, it was the invasion of the zombie apocalypse, as far as I’m concerned. It was probably one of the most sad, depressing speeches I’ve ever heard. “Quite honestly, the word that I have for his speech: It’s cruel. What he’s intending for the American people, the result is cruel. “I think one of the most cruel …

Vanity Fair reports: Person of Interest and The Passion of the Christ star Jim Caviezel gave a check-in with a rally of COVID-deniers and QAnon lunatics in Tulsa this weekend. The “Health and Freedom Conference,” at which lawyer-provocateur Lin Wood led the assembled to furious applause by miming a Q in the air, was graced by Caviezel, one of the …

“I said he was gonna win big, and he didn’t win, and the Lord says, ‘Yes, he did.’ He actually won with a landslide victory, and a lot of people don’t get that. They tried to steal the election, and it’s not gonna work. God’s about to lay it bare. I think we’re gonna find out in April. I think …

“I want everyone to realize what we’re living through and what we’re witnessing is a coup. This is called a coup, and a coup is a political term, and what it means is an unlawful, unauthorized takeover of a legitimate government. “America had a legitimate government, but this is an unauthorized, illegal takeover through voter fraud in last November’s election, …

Newsweek reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says his upcoming social media site, Frank, launching in the coming weeks, is prepared for an influx of users. “It is going to be the most safest, securest and able to handle a hundred, two hundred, a billion people,” Lindell said about the website last Friday during the War Room Pandemic podcast, helmed by …

“What I’m talking about, Steve, is what I’ve been doing since Jan. 9th. All the evidence I have — everything is going to go before the Supreme Court and the election of 2020 is going bye-bye. “It was an attack by other countries, communism coming in. I don’t know what they’re going to do with that after they pull it …

Law & Crime reports: A federal appeals court on Friday suspended attorney and activist Larry Klayman — the founder of conservative legal organization Judicial Watch — for representing clients on both sides of the same legal dispute with clear conflict of interest implications. In a harshly worded 13-page opinion penned by Judge David S. Tatel, the U.S. Court of Appeals …

“Right now I declare (TAP TAP TAP) and I call forth our president to take his rightful place. Trump, to come forth RIGHT now, step into your destiny that God gave you, called you, appointed you, and anointed you for this time. To declare over America. To help America. “This is HIS choice and we call you forth right now …

Mediaite reports: The conservative pro-Trump YouTube channel Right Side Broadcasting Network (RSBN) cut off MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell during an interview at CPAC on Sunday due to him touting unhinged vaccine conspiracy theories. “What do you care what someone else does, if that person wants to come to a mall and they don’t want to get a vaccine. This is …

“You can’t substantiate something in the natural that’s not validated in the spirit realm. And so this whole election is still going. “I’m not afraid to say it, we’re under military tribunals. The military is in charge of our nation right now. And there’s some people that might not like that. “The last line of defense in our Constitution It …

Yahoo News reports: While Texans sought heat and shelter, another problem emerged online. Conspiracy theories of outlandish proportions spread in far-right online spaces, including Telegram channels run by promoters of QAnon. The claims included the false allegations that the snow in Texas was fake and somehow engineered by President Joe Biden and that Bill Gates “blocking the sun” caused the …

“This is really, really serious, man. This is not something to laugh at. That they were able to – I got my tinfoil hat right here, hang on with me. “I watched a video the other day that said that storm – that freezing storm that came into Texas – was scientifically impossible. “It could not have on its own …

“I will just say this: I live in Florida. If you’re making noise to come and take me down, you’ll have to face these 150-foot angels who are with me. I always have to give a warning: You will not live in a decision like that. God told me he’s not gonna let anybody take my life. “That’s not a …