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Franklin Graham: Only Jesus Can Stop Gun Violence

Posted last night to Franklin Graham’s Facebook page: It was a weekend of blood. The bombings, bloodshed, and horror continue in Ukraine. Here at home it was a violent weekend in many cities. Fifteen people were shot in Chicago, 4 fatally. A shooting at a car show in Arkansas killed one and wounded 24 people, including children. In a 24-hour …

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CA Secretary Of State Candidate: Jesus Appeared To My Son In My Closet And That’s Why I’m Running [VIDEO]

“I’ve been a prophetic dreamer so I had spent a lot of 2019 and 20 having a lot of political dreams that I was in office. And because our youngest son Ezekiel is a seer I went and got him and I said, ‘Hey, can you look around and see what you’re seeing?’ “Because I just really, I get a …

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Kentucky GOP State Rep Claims Abortion Pill Was Used In Nazi Gas Chambers And Was “Invented By A Jew”

The Louisville Courier-Journal reports: Kentucky Rep. Danny Bentley made comments about Jewish women and the Holocaust during a debate Wednesday over anti-abortion legislation, quickly drawing condemnation from several members of the Jewish community who raised serious concerns with what he said. Bentley falsely said RU-486, or Mifepristone, one of two pills taken to induce abortion, was developed during World War …

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Ben Carson: Anybody Who Supports The Separation Of Church/State Suffers From “Schizophrenia” [VIDEO]

The Colorado Springs Indy reports: Ben Carson, in a nearly hour-long keynote address to Air Force Academy cadets, gave a roadmap for success that includes courage, innovation, leadership and a relationship with God. “Our diversity is not a problem. It is a strength. We should not let anybody make it into a problem. It is one of the things that …

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Pat Robertson: Putin Is Being “Compelled By God” To Attack Ukraine In Order To Bring About The End Times

“All of those troops there are going to be coming against Israel in the latter days. And God says, ‘I am going to take care of it.’ But is Putin insane? Well, yes and no. “Because he is being driven to move against Israel because God says ‘I’m going to put hooks in your jaws and I’m going to bring …

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Prager: It Would Be Paradise If Major Blue Cities Secede

“For all intents and purposes there are two Americas. I think Americans are more divided now than they were during the Civil War. During the Civil War, they were divided on the spectacularly important issue of slavery, but otherwise they were not divided. “And that’s a big deal, obviously. But still, right now the division is on every issue. We …

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Candace Owens Calls For The US To Invade Canada

Mediaite reports: Conservative commentator Candace Owens suggested on Friday that the U.S. send troops to Canada to “deal with the tyrannical reign of Justin Trudeau Castro” amid vaccine mandate protests. Trudeau invoked emergency powers at the beginning of the week, and police have since moved to disperse crowds by making more than a hundred arrests and moving vehicles. Owens previously …

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Lindell Calls For Arresting Georgia Secretary Of State

Newsweek reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell said Friday that Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger should be put in prison as he delivered dozens of boxes containing “thousands” of affidavits to Georgia’s Capitol on Friday, urging a forensic audit of the state’s 2020 election results. During a Friday episode of right-wing political strategist Steve Bannon’s War Room podcast, Lindell appeared …

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Lindell: I’ll Drop Pillows Into Canada Via Helicopter

The Daily Beast reports: After his initial Tuesday shipment of MyPillow products was denied entry into Canada, Mike Lindell now has a backup plan to get free pillows to Canadian truckers: drop them from the sky via a helicopter. The pillow maven told The Daily Beast late Wednesday night that he intends to drop his pillows into Canada from a …

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Hate Pastor: Male Witches Are Disrupting My Church

Religion News Service reports: The offering was over and the worship team at Global Vision Bible Church had just finished singing “Oh How I Love Jesus” when the Rev. Greg Locke began telling his church about his conversations with demons. Those demons, he said, had revealed the names of a group of “full-blown, spell-casting” witches who’d been sent to infiltrate …

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Candace Owens Claims 1969 Moon Landing Was Faked

Daily Kos reports: Before you read this tweet, recall that this woman is a highly influential pundit and a rising young star in the conservative movement. She’s one of their best and brightest. And yet she appears to be two sniffs of airplane glue and a grilled cheese Jesus away from being Michele Bachmann. You don’t need me to tell …

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Prominent Anti-Vax Loon: The Vaccine Turns You Into “Transhumanist Cyborgs” To Be Controlled By Magnets

“The stated goal is to depopulate the planet and the ones that are left, either make them chronically sick or turn them into transhumanist cyborgs that can be manipulated externally by 5G, by magnets, by all sorts of things. “I got dragged through the mud by the mainstream media when I said that in May of last year in front …

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Anti-Vax Nutbag Robert Kennedy Sorry For Anne Frank Comment After Backlash From Wife, Sister, And ADL

NBC News reports: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. apologized Tuesday after critics, including members of his own family, blasted him for implying Anne Frank had more freedom in hiding from the Nazis than people have today under U.S. vaccine policies. “I apologize for my reference to Anne Frank, especially to families that suffered the Holocaust horrors,” he tweeted. “My intention was …

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“Ambassador Of Christ” Rioter Again Denied Release

Law & Crime reports: The Pennsylvania pizzeria owner who was caught on video ordering police to “bring Nancy Pelosi out” to the crowd of Donald Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6 has lost her bid to reverse a judge’s ruling that she be detained pending trial. Pauline Bauer, 54, had asked the U.S. Court of Appeals for …

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Anti-Vax Pee Drinker: I Don’t Need A Driver’s License

The Daily Beast reports: Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key, who has set out on a cross-country road trip with the end goal of conducting citizen arrests of Democratic governors, says he doesn’t need a driver’s license, despite operating a motor vehicle. “ I travel,” Key told The Daily Beast late on Monday evening, making the pointless distinction between “traveling” …

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QAnon Cultists Say Nazis Are Living On Mars [VIDEO]

The Independent reports: Last weekend, when Donald Trump appeared at his first rally of 2022 in Arizona, some QAnon adherents suggested it wasn’t really him but perhaps a double – and perhaps even JFK Jr himself disguised as the former president. With continued speculation that the deceased Kennedy is still alive, a viral video that emerged last year has even …

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Lindell Hires “Satanic Vax” Host Axed By Newsmax

The Daily Beast reports: MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has hired former Newsmax White House correspondent Emerald Robinson, who was sidelined by the ultra-conservative cable network after pushing bonkers COVID-19 conspiracy theories. On Monday evening, the pillow executive told The Daily Beast that his web-based “Frank Speech” live-streaming platform had hired Robinson. Late last year, the ex-Newsmax personality baselessly tweeted that …

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Pastor Wipes Spit In Man’s Face Because Jesus [VIDEO]

The Christian Post reports: Popular Pastor Michael Todd of Transformation Church in Bixby, Oklahoma, drew the wrath of the internet and became a trending topic on Twitter as a clip from his message on vision Sunday showed him wiping globs of spit on a congregant’s face even as the coronavirus pandemic rages. Before the demonstration, Todd detailed that as he …

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QAnons Say JFK Impersonated Trump At Arizona Rally

Vice News reports: Ahead of the rally, Michael Protzman, or Negative48 as he’s known to his followers, predicted the event would feature some major revelations. While most QAnon followers criticized Trump for talking about returning in 2024 rather than trying to overturn the 2020 election result, Protzman told his followers that something huge happened in the desert on Saturday night. …

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QAnon Extremists Given VIP Seating At AZ Trump Rally

Rolling Stone reports: Michael Protzman is a QAnon influencer who peddles a form of religious numerology known as “gematria,” which he infuses into his interpretations of QAnon theories. Protzman uses gematria to promote the idea that he is in direct contact with both the Kennedy family — which he believes are direct descendants of Jesus Christ — and members of …

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