Tag Archives: loony tunes

Christian Site: When Witchcraft Gives You The Flu

Jennifer LeClaire writes for Charisma News: When I was writing my first book on Jezebel, I got sick six times in the course of a year. Yes, six times! I was hardly over one cold or flu before I got another cold or flu. This was especially unusual since I hadn’t had as much as a sniffle in the five …

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Michele Bachmann: Transgender Marxists Want To Elect Biden, Turn US Communist, And Create Digital Currency

“Just like Black Lives Matter, this is not a new movement either. On their website, these are transgender Marxists, transgender Black Marxists who are seeking the overthrow the United States and the dissolution of the traditional family. “This is exactly what a communist revolution looks like. They think they’re going to do it by electing Joe Biden. “And then once …

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Prophetess Kat Kerr Takes Authority Over Hurricane Laura In Jesus’ Name, Laura Fails To Vanish As Ordered

“As a child of God, I choose with my will to take authority over the weather. And I declare there will be no destruction in any way from Marco or from Laura. We are over the weather, not under the weather. Therefore, we command the pressure in both of the storms — we command the pressure in Marco and the …

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Kentucky’s Ark Encounter: Watch God Drown Millions Of Sinners With Our New Virtual Reality Exhibit [VIDEO]

The Christian Post reports: The creationist theme park Ark Encounter in northern Kentucky has launched a $3 million virtual reality experience that aims to show visitors what it would be like to travel back to see Noah’s Ark and the Genesis flood. The park, owned by young earth creationist organization Answers in Genesis, officially opened its first virtual reality theatre …

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GOP Senate Nominee Explains Her Devotion To QAnon Batshittery: I Don’t Need To Be A Scientist, I Can Read

CNN’s Sara Sidner reports: When Jo Rae Perkins walked over to greet us for the very first time, she did not introduce herself or ask our names, the first thing she did was move her hand across her face and say, “What are these things on your faces?” “What are these things?” Perkins repeated circling her mouth with her hand. …

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Cultist Hate Pastor Claims DNC Logo Is “Satanic”

First, a reminder about this nutjob: Greg Locke, an anti-LGBT, Trump-loving pastor, recounted in a now-viral video how he threatened a Dunkin’ Donuts employee after they told him to wear a face mask. He says the employee, whom he refers to as “Nazi Skippy,” asked him to wear a face mask should he ever return to the store. Locke says …

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Demon Semen Doc: I Command That Virus To Get Out Of People’s Bodies In The Name Of Jesus, King Of Glory

“We shall not die but we shall live to proclaim the name of the Lord in this nation. America will be alive again. America, you will stand again. America, you will serve God again. America, you will have revival. “We wait for the manifestation of Your power, manifestation of Your presence over this nation in the name of Jesus, King …

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“Demon Sperm” Nutbag Thanks Media For “Exposing Incubus And Succubus,” Offers To Perform Exorcisms

The Daily Beast reports: A Houston doctor who received a shout-out from President Trump on Tuesday for her praise of the controversial drug hydroxychloroquine as a COVID-19 cure has thanked The Daily Beast for reporting on some of the questionable medical claims she has previously made — namely that alien DNA is used in some medical treatments and gynecological problems …

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Trump’s New Favorite COVID “Cure” Batshit Doctor Thinks Witches Cause Disease And Reptilians Run Govt

Will Sommer reports at the Daily Beast: Dr. Stella Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister, has a history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues. She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are in fact caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches. She alleges alien DNA is …

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Christian Site: “Witchcraft Is Behind” The Pandemic

Pastor John Burton writes for Charisma News: In my decades of ministry I’ve had some intense encounters with witchcraft and one of the prime factors when under its influence is the feeling of suffocation. You can’t easily breathe. Additionally, fevers, confusion, fear, sickness, hopelessness and other manifestations are common. The enemy clearly desires to control the people of our nation. …

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Batshit #QAnon Felon House Candidate: “God Sent Me”

Peter Montgomery reports at Right Wing Watch: “God sent me,” Angela Stanton-King, the Republican candidate in Georgia’s 5th Congressional District, claimed in a tweet Wednesday night​. Stanton–King is among the congressional candidates identified by Media Matters and news outlets as having promoted QAnon-related conspiracy theories. After authoring a series of tweets detailing ​her strident anti-LGBTQ views in March​, Stanton–King​ faced …

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#QAnon Cultists To Hold Rally At GOP Convention

Jared Holt reports at Right Wing Watch: Believers of the QAnon conspiracy theory are staging an event in Jacksonville, Florida, next month coinciding with the second day of the 2020 Republican National Convention. Pro-Q personalities and followers will gather at an ice rink and indoor sports facility 11 minutes away from the RNC​ to “rock out on stage to celebrate …

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Bachmann Blames COVID On Plan To Divide Jerusalem

“On Jan, 28, 2020, a plan was revealed that envisioned a dividing of the covenant land and a division of Jerusalem. Since that time, we have seen nothing but distress. The Bible speaks of that in Zechariah: Anyone who burdens themselves with a division of Jerusalem will be cut themselves upon a rock and nations will be destroyed. “Jerusalem is …

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GOP House Candidate: George Floyd Murder Was Fake

Salon reports: A Republican candidate for the U.S. House from Missouri published a 23-page report which falsely claims to show that George Floyd’s killing was a “deepfake” hoax. Winnie Heartstrong, who reportedly has a good chance of winning the Republican Party’s nomination in August to challenge incumbent Rep. Lacy Clay, D-Mo., has repeatedly claimed on Twitter that Floyd’s death in …

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Christian Site: You Have The Power To Raise The Dead

“Revivalist” Derrick Gates writes for Charisma News: I remember the first time God used me to raise someone from the dead. My wife and I had just sat down to enjoy dinner on a date night when I watched two men walk in the door. God immediately marked one of them in my Spirit. I didn’t know what it was, …

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100 Million Angels Assigned To Guard GOP Convention

“We’re going to train you during the Republican National Convention how to command strategically the army assigned to you, when to send them and what to declare for them to do. “During this convention there will be no violence involved. We don’t want any violence, any interference, not in any area of society or in the natural (?) whatsoever that …

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Evangelical Partners With God To End Marriage Equality

“The world is not going to put people in places of authority that fear the Lord  They’re not gonna put people that are pro life, pro traditional marriage, pro Israel, pro conservative judges. They’re not going to do that. It’s gonna take the church of the living God to do that. So don’t give me your political jargon. I’m partnering …

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Eugene Delgaudio: It’s Now LMNOP+ Month [VIDEO]

A break from the news courtesy of reliably crazy Eugene: Public Advocate demonstrated in Lafayette Park (photo), where President Trump spoke in front of a boarded up church Bible in hand, in support of LMNOP Month, in front of the White House. The area has a giant 10-foot fence installed but Public Advocate posted a video announcing a new project …

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Christian Site: COVID-19 Is A “Demonic Python Spirit”

Just in from batshit central Charisma News: Apostle James Alford isn’t buying into theories that say God brought COVID-19 to the earth these past few months as a judgment. From what the Lord has told him, the pandemic is “wholly from the realm of the demonic.” “This coronavirus wasn’t from Him. The Lord gave me three different devils that are …

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Christian Site: Demons Are Causing Deaths By COVID

From the always reasonable Charisma News: Demonic causes of illness are more common today than purely physical ones, apostle Jay Caprietta says on the Kingdom Authority With James Alford podcast on the Charisma Podcast Network. “Today, today we are dealing with an alleged pandemic called COVID-19. Corona, by the way, means ‘crown.’ COVID-19 has attached to it a spirit of …

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